An EMP can't happen fast enough

[Robb]

Anyone else secretly hope someday soon all the satellites fall from the sky? I honestly think we'd be better off.

http://money.cnn.com/video/technology/2014/07/30/t-meet-the-cyborgs.cnnmoney/index.html

[crashdown]

OK... so she asks how he found a doctor who would do the surgery.
My question would be how did he find a barber that would give him that haircut.

[Ridge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_oThcYsn0

[GunsRBadMMMMKay]

Looks like some retarded druggy version of marvin the martian........can you see the sounds and hear the colors, man? Why not implant something cool like some internal armor protecting your vitals, an extra blood filtering kidney or night vision range finding eyeballs or something.

[newracer]

I wonder if his "implant" actually does anything.

[HoneyBadger]

Why not implant something cool like some internal armor protecting your vitals, an extra blood filtering kidney or night vision range finding eyeballs or something.
I would be down for any of those options. Where can I pre-order? :D

[GunsRBadMMMMKay]

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1392/19/1392195258259.gif

[cofi]

Why not implant something cool like some internal armor protecting your vitals, an extra blood filtering kidney or night vision range finding eyeballs or something.
I want All those things

[theGinsue]

We can do that. We have the technology. We can build the worlds first bionic man.

We can make you better than you were before. Better. Stronger. Faster

But it'll cost way over $6mil to do it.

[Bailey Guns]

We can do that. We have the technology. We can build the worlds first bionic man.

We can make you better than you were before. Better. Stronger. Faster

But it'll cost way over $6mil to do it.

Shoulda had that done in the 70s. Inflation sucks.

[GunsRBadMMMMKay]

I wonder if his "implant" actually does anything.

It looks stupid....does that count?

[RblDiver]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG_oThcYsn0

I'll go ahead and take the automatic sunglasses.
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=306

[funkymonkey1111]

i thought that second guy's name was "anal"

i wonder if there's an anal implant available for these folks?

[45XD]

Anyone else secretly hope someday soon all the satellites fall from the sky? I honestly think we'd be better off.

http://money.cnn.com/video/technology/2014/07/30/t-meet-the-cyborgs.cnnmoney/index.html

To veer completely off course while still staying on topic...
An EMP would go a long way- in theory- to eliminating many of the concerns about infected Africans and others from making some otherwise ill-advised trans-Atlantic flights...