We need to Ban Bacon Now

[SuperiorDG]

Woman accused of setting fire with burned bacon
VERNAL, Utah (AP) — A Utah woman accused of using a pound of bacon to start a fire in her ex-boyfriend’s house will stand trial on arson charges.
Police say 32-year-old Cameo Adawn Crispi repeatedly called and texted her former flame in March from his home, where she left the bacon over a lit burner.
The Deseret News reports (http://bit.ly/VR1bDA ) the man wasn’t home and called police saying he wanted Crispi out of his house. Officers arrived and saw smoke flowing out the front door. Inside, they found hot coals on the floor around an open wood stove and the burned bacon.
Charging documents say Crispi’s blood-alcohol level was 0.346, four times the legal limit. She is due back in court in October to face arson, burglary and other charges.
Her attorney, Clint E. Hendricks, declined to comment.
Copyright 2014 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

http://wavy.com/2014/08/28/woman-accused-of-setting-fire-with-burned-bacon/

[cstone]

She left some Crispi Bacon at her old flames house a little too long and everything was burnt.

Eh... Vernal, UT, how would anyone know?

[GilpinGuy]

She needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law - for wasting bacon.

[sniper7]

Such a waste.

[BPTactical]

Go ahead, mess with my bacon.....

[Aloha_Shooter]

With phrases like "former flame" and a name like Crispi, I thought this was a piece out of the Onion!

[Mazin]

With phrases like "former flame" and a name like Crispi, I thought this was a piece out of the Onion!

So did I!

[Circuits]

mmmm, crispi bacon with onion

[UncleDave]

Heresy!!!

[BPTactical]

mmmm, crispi bacon with onion

I see what you did there.....

[theGinsue]

I saw the title of the thread ("We need to Ban Bacon Now") and my initial thought was "NO, we need to ban SuperiorDG for suggesting such a thing".

Why? Cuz 'Merica! That's why.

You can have my bacon when you peel it from my cold dead artery clogged hands and jowls.

[SuperiorDG]

[blah-blah][Beer][banned]

[Ah Pook]

How 'bout just banning crazy exes?

http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=0a44S2HuaXzgdM&tbnid=KvIVpOmQTeKaJM:&ved=0CAUQjBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fsd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk%2Fi%2Fkeep-calm-and-save-the-bacon.png&ei=7Yr_U-b2BsjxgwT14oFI&psig=AFQjCNGd_Z2LSJN5YRzkcMHWlPr--VKOMg&ust=1409342573240759

[sabot_round]

She needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law - for wasting bacon.

For sure!!


How 'bout just banning crazy exes?

http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&docid=0a44S2HuaXzgdM&tbnid=KvIVpOmQTeKaJM:&ved=0CAUQjBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fsd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk%2Fi%2Fkeep-calm-and-save-the-bacon.png&ei=7Yr_U-b2BsjxgwT14oFI&psig=AFQjCNGd_Z2LSJN5YRzkcMHWlPr--VKOMg&ust=1409342573240759

Par for the course!!

[Gman]

She needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law - for wasting bacon.
Indeed.

[alan0269]

She needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law - for wasting bacon.

Amen!!!