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Colorado Luckydog
06-05-2009, 16:33
The One (1) Question Test.

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION:

You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

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THE TEST:

Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fightingfor their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow they look familiar. You suddenly realize who they are.It's Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take them under forever. You have two options:
You can save their lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the deaths of two of the world's most powerful people.

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THE QUESTION:

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

Dr_Fwd
06-05-2009, 16:52
High contrast color film... Is it a trick question?

jim02
06-05-2009, 17:06
so saving the lives is not an option, ha ha.
I say color.

Jumpstart
06-05-2009, 17:07
I'd go with the classic simplicity of black and white.

RRD3
06-05-2009, 17:10
I wouldn't take any pictures as I wouldn't want to incriminate myself if the pictures of my foot on their neck got out to the public [ROFL1]

Daniel187
06-05-2009, 17:17
i would be so excited i would not be able to hold still to take the photo [Coffee]

2ndAmendment
06-05-2009, 17:48
I would grab the nearest and longest stick I could find and help the storm Push the down under.......then in black and white, take a picture of there floating bodies seen, later on down the river..........j/k obama lmao

ryanek9freak
06-05-2009, 17:52
I'd use black and white, with some sepia, to add to the dramatic effect of me......jesus, never mind, i can't even say that with a straight face.

Chaffee2
06-05-2009, 18:05
One small problem. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper. You would part the waters and give your own life to save those two. And of course when the article was written and the photos published the disaster would be President Bush's fault.

CareyH
06-05-2009, 18:14
One small problem. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper. You would part the waters and give your own life to save those two. And of course when the article was written and the photos published the disaster would be President Bush's fault.

I think you nailed it.

Pistol Packing Preacher
06-05-2009, 18:25
One small problem. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper. You would part the waters and give your own life to save those two. And of course when the article was written and the photos published the disaster would be President Bush's fault.

I smell ...

"drive by media"

[Beer]

sniper7
06-05-2009, 21:26
I would throw my camera at them to help them sink faster.[Flower]

theGinsue
06-05-2009, 23:33
I would be happy to push a Government Moto...., er, General Motors vehicle towards them. Since they're so happy to help finalize bringing down GM, it would be nice to see a GM finally bring them down - under the water.

RRD3
06-06-2009, 08:52
I would be happy to push a Government Moto...., er, General Motors vehicle towards them. Since they're so happy to help finalize bringing down GM, it would be nice to see a GM finally bring them down - under the water.



LMAO... Here Sir. Use this Hummer! [ROFL1]

AK545Man
06-06-2009, 13:32
the disaster would be President Bush's fault.


Aren't most things?

Colorado Luckydog
06-06-2009, 15:03
Aren't most things?

I bet you still blame your parents for the way you turned out.