View Full Version : Do you go to 24 hour fitness?
generalmeow
10-03-2014, 08:26
If you wear a beanie cap while you work out, you might be a douchebag.
If you carry a huge backpack around while you work out, but in recorded history have never opened it once, you might be a douchebag.
If you wear a wife beater while you work out, you might be a douchebag.
If you scream and grunt while you work out, you might be a douchebag.
If you wear work boots while you work out because you saw it in a bodybuilding magazine, you might be a douchebag. If you are part of a workout gang and 4-5 of you who work out and do this together, you might go to my gym.
If you wear giant headphones while you work out, you might be a douchebag.
If you wear cut off jeans with the pockets pulled out, while you work out, you might be crazy.
If you get out of the shower and make a nest of toilet paper on the toilet seat and sit down on it while it's wet, and then get up and don't notice the entire nest is attached to your ass and you go get dressed and put your pants on right over it, you're probably an old man I saw at the gym. I will name you peanut boy because you look like Jimmy Carter.
If you are an old woman who looks like a monkey and dresses like a college girl at the beach on spring break to work out, and shows me stuff I have no interest in seeing, I will name you monkey boy.
If you think you can do 1000 pullups, you're probably the 80 year old man at my gym who jumps up and pretends like he's doing pullups every day.
If you wear all white clothes, white knee high socks, and white canvas low top shoes, and do antiquated exercises, you will look like you're in some sort of weird gay navy workout fillm from the 1950's.
If I make eye contact with you once in the gym, and then the next day you come up to me in the parking lot and ask to borrow money from me, you might go to my gym.
If you see that I'm wearing a wrestling t-shirt, and you corner me and tell me you wrestled in junior high but the guy in front of you when you were a freshman was a state champ, and that naturally explains why you stopped wrestling, you are an idiot. You will then also certainly name names of people who I know and tell me that they were state champs, and I know that they weren't, I will nod in agreement because you are crazy, and I will slowly back away. There is a relationship between craziness and the number of state champs you think you know.
If you see that I'm wearing a wrestling t-shirt, and you corner me and tell me you used to wrestle but "kids always grabbed your balls", and that explains why you stopped wrestling, you are an idiot.
If you fart on one side of the gym, and I high tail it 50 yards away to the other side of the gym, and then 2 minutes later I smell it on my side of the gym, you need to go to the hospital.
If you go to 24 hour fitness to work out and then post about it on the internet, you might be a douchebag. [Coffee]
(I was kidding. Pretty funny post.) [Beer]
generalmeow
10-03-2014, 08:44
If you think making observations is gay, you might be a member at Ar-15.co
ruthabagah
10-03-2014, 08:45
"If you get out of the shower and make a nest of toilet paper on the toilet seat and sit down on it while it's wet, and then get up and don't notice the entire nest is attached to your ass and you go get dressed and put your pants on right over it, you're probably an old man I saw at the gym. I will name you peanut boy because you look like Jimmy Carter. "
^^^ I know this guy!
thvigil11
10-03-2014, 08:51
I thought this was another one of those. "Please only people who will praise my workout choice should post here" threads. [Weight]
tmleadr03
10-03-2014, 08:54
Half reppers make me laugh.
generalmeow
10-03-2014, 08:58
Half reppers make me laugh.
The guy doing pullups only goes down like 1/16", but he can do a 1000 of them. The guy can hang there for a while for his age, I'll give him that.
68Charger
10-03-2014, 09:00
-3 points for not mentioning cross-fit [Coffee]
If you can't afford your own gym you might be a dbag. /thread
KestrelBike
10-03-2014, 09:15
I just hate the asshats that take the hand weights to a completely separate part of the gym to do some mixed workout, then just leave them on the floor there when they're done and walk away.
Half reppers make me laugh.
You mean "kippers"? :D
Not re-racking your weights is a HUGE pet peeve of mine. The ultimate gym d bag move. That and the "circuit trainer".
"Im going to take up 5 pieces of equipment and then get mad if anyone takes one of them eventhough I'm running around the gym and no one knows which ones I'm actually using".
We will Pump You Up.
Only at CO AR-15 Shooters.com
I've only been to a gym maybe twice in my life. (I get plenty of exercise at work)
The one time I went the thing that I got the biggest kick out of was these meatheads with no neck and huge upper bodies who could bench press about 400 pounds but had these little chicken legs that would wobble and buckle when they would do anything that involved leg muscles. One of them got done doing some squats and when I got to the machine I almost laughed out loud when I realized he was struggling with 100 pounds. Seriously, spend some time working on things other than your chest and arms. You look like you're riding an ostrich walking around on those legs.
We will Pump You Up.
Only at CO AR-15 Shooters.com
Girly Man !
If you use the squat rack only for curls and shrugs, you might be a douchebag.
PugnacAutMortem
10-03-2014, 10:07
Not re-racking your weights is a HUGE pet peeve of mine.
We used to have to run 1,000 club if we didn't re-rack our weights correctly during football in high school. And I mean not a single plate or dumbbell could be out of place. The plates had to be on the weight tree in the right order, all the lettering facing in, no gaps between plates....our strength coach was an asshole with cheese let me tell you.
And by the way...1,000 yard club is where you start in one end zone, sprint 100 yards to the other end zone and do 10 pushups, turn around and sprint back and do 9 pushups and so on all the way to 1 pushup and then finish out with a last 100 sprint. In full pads and helmet...in August. Fuck, I'm sore just thinking about it and I haven't done one in 10 years...
I do everything in a wife beater.
If you spend this much time at the gym douchebag watching, I've got news for you...
When did Golds change it's name?
2/10
I do everything in a wife beater.
Including beating the wife?
I do everything in a wife beater.
I thought you preferred sport's jerseys?
Irving also enjoys a nice pair of slacks.
I thought you preferred sport's jerseys? Haha, great memory.
Irving also enjoys a nice pair of slacks.
This is actually true. I have like one pair of jeans.
Jeffrey Lebowski
10-03-2014, 12:31
If you spend this much time at the gym douchebag watching, I've got news for you...
In on that. I do a ton of hours on the treadmill at my local gym. And there are tons of regulars. I have names and whole made-up life stores for many of them.
Hours and hours on the treadmill lends itself to lots of made-up stories.
I just hate the asshats that take the hand weights to a completely separate part of the gym to do some mixed workout, then just leave them on the floor there when they're done and walk away.
This!!!
spqrzilla
10-03-2014, 12:52
Do I look like I go to a gym?
hghclsswhitetrsh
10-03-2014, 13:02
I remembered when I used to goto a gym... Yeah I worried about what I was doing, i didn't give a fuck what anyone else was doing.
On a side note however, I love seeing meat heads out and about talking shit and get that ass beat by a normal average dude. Muscle doesn't = fighting abilities.
Do I look like I go to a gym?
http://i.imgur.com/5dM8Wu3.gif
Including beating the wife?
Only when she burns the chicken (Phil Hendrie reference)
hurley842002
10-03-2014, 14:16
here is one for the list,
if you care what other men wear, watch them shower and get dressed, and are too busy critquing others to actually work out, you might be light in the loafers.
and the guy with the backpack might be carrying and doesnt want to leave his kit in the locker to be stolen.
FTW on both accounts, and no I'm not a member at that other site.
spqrzilla
10-03-2014, 14:59
That gif is the spitting image of me. Well, except for a slight difference in pigmentation level.
Oh, and my tactical beard.
RonMexico
10-03-2014, 15:32
If you go to 24 hour fitness to work out and then post about it on the internet, you might be a douchebag. [Coffee]
Agree and I am not kidding. I agree with a lot of your statements but I never think twice or care enough to write something up on the board as it's a waste of time. If you are a weak bitch and can't get your workout in without worrying about other people, leave.
This thread is exactly the reason I only workout at Curves.
buffalobo
10-03-2014, 17:59
There are other people at the gym?
I go at 6:30 am. It really cuts down on the riff raff. People that are just there for convo/show, won't get up at 6 am for that. They wait until 6 pm...when it's comfortable.
hurley842002
10-03-2014, 18:06
They also had a new gym. This is where the women on base and other "men" went. this had all the nautalis type equipment. it had AC, lots of tvs, pop music. they were couches, bicycles, etc. It people standing around talking and parading their stuff. yah it was gay.
I'm not even going to lie and say my gym isn't like this one (Lifetime Fitness). With that said, the scenery is AMAZING, and I've been known to push out a few extra reps when a hottie is next to me. Besides, it has dumbbells over 100lbs and any other free weight you could need.
Great-Kazoo
10-03-2014, 18:31
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608016951082943686&pid=15.1&P=0
hurley842002
10-03-2014, 18:34
I don't care what anyone else is wearing or how they exercise. As long as my tacoma is pimped screw the posers.
In that case you should be doing crossfit....
Punkface
10-03-2014, 18:39
That's why I work out at 10pm. The weekends are great. All the douchebags are out getting smashed.
tmleadr03
10-03-2014, 18:59
At Camp Futema on Okinawa, we had two gyms. One was full of MEN who wanted to get strong. It was fucking hot, no air conditioning and the doors were open to 1000% humidity.
it was stinky, all sorts of noises emanated from mens bodies as they lifted super heavy weights. only weight lifting equipment was in this gym. at least as I remember it. it had loud obnoxius music blaring.
They also had a new gym. This is where the women on base and other "men" went. this had all the nautalis type equipment. it had AC, lots of tvs, pop music. they were couches, bicycles, etc. It people standing around talking and parading their stuff. yah it was gay.
Pouges all of them. It is never a grunt.
http://terminallance.com/media/comics/2010-01-26-Strip_7_Gym_web.jpg
tmleadr03
10-03-2014, 20:54
Futema was the Helicopter base, so your are right there werent many grunts there. I have no idea why I was there. Oh now I remember, because after 4 years as an 03, I thought hell lets change jobs. Huey/cobra squadron for the next four years, it sucked.
Worse then grunts?
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hurley842002
10-04-2014, 19:52
Slightly off topic, but $34.99 at Costco. That's $20 cheaper than Vitamin Shoppe. http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/10/04/f33fd5e2d7f05f4a3d49270f300ffe6b.jpg
kidicarus13
10-05-2014, 00:10
Ya WHEY!.. bulk it up... buy a BIG lifted 4x4... Yaaaaah!... Testosterone!!! I'm a man! LIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS AT A GYM!!!
tmleadr03
10-05-2014, 06:07
Ya WHEY!.. bulk it up... buy a BIG lifted 4x4... Yaaaaah!... Testosterone!!! I'm a man! LIFT HEAVY WEIGHTS AT A GYM!!!
I lift things up and put them down.
ZERO THEORY
10-05-2014, 09:01
24 has the largest collection of marginally attractive 18-24 years old women, and douchey 18-24 year old men anywhere. But if you really want to see the dudemanbro gathering, join me at Armbrust.
If you wear a wife beater while you work out, you might be a douchebag.
It's a lightweight shirt that doesn't collect pit sweat. Try again.
If you scream and grunt while you work out, you might be a douchebag.
Break past a 315 squat, and 405 dead and do it silently. Go on, I dare you. The over-the-top shouting to get attention is super knobbish, but grunting is what happens when you exert yourself. Sorry.
If you wear giant headphones while you work out, you might be a douchebag.
Try FS or DLing with just earbuds in and report back with results.
Great-Kazoo
10-05-2014, 09:09
I sense....butthurt!
They're talking the exercise floor, not showers ;)
mcantar18c
10-05-2014, 11:23
24 has the largest collection of marginally attractive 18-24 years old women, and douchey 18-24 year old men anywhere. But if you really want to see the dudemanbro gathering, join me at Armbrust.
It's a lightweight shirt that doesn't collect pit sweat. Try again.
Break past a 315 squat, and 405 dead and do it silently. Go on, I dare you. The over-the-top shouting to get attention is super knobbish, but grunting is what happens when you exert yourself. Sorry.
Try FS or DLing with just earbuds in and report back with results.
+1
Earbuds fall out sometimes, but giant headphones are awkward and get in the way (at least for me). Agree with everything else.
Armbrust is a treat to work out at. I've been to the one in Wheat Ridge a few times and it was a hoot!
Daniel_187
10-05-2014, 15:39
I went to one, lost a lot of weight for my wedding. but get tired of the 4:30-6:30 after work crunch. Place was packed and lots of broken equipment. Lots of guys doing"selfies" in the locker room.
sabot_round
10-05-2014, 19:24
And here I thought that the only one's looking around the gym for who was working out and who was bullshitting, was us Senior NCOs. Who would had thought??
24 has the largest collection of marginally attractive 18-24 years old women, and douchey 18-24 year old men anywhere. But if you really want to see the dudemanbro gathering, join me at Armbrust.
It's a lightweight shirt that doesn't collect pit sweat. Try again.
Break past a 315 squat, and 405 dead and do it silently. Go on, I dare you. The over-the-top shouting to get attention is super knobbish, but grunting is what happens when you exert yourself. Sorry.
Try FS or DLing with just earbuds in and report back with results.
Douche defender to the rescue!
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