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wctriumph
11-14-2014, 18:12
I was reading an anti-gun article today and one of the commenters called gun people Ammosexuals. I never thought of myself as an Ammosexual.
Your thought??
Hmm. Ammo doesn't really get me all excited. I'm going to say they are full of poo. They are probably just an ammophobe.
wctriumph
11-14-2014, 18:18
And, if so, wouldn't that make us a protected class? With special rights and privileges?
buffalobo
11-14-2014, 18:21
What you do with your ammo is between you, your wife and your guns. [emoji6]
DADT
We need = rights for ammosexualality.
sabot_round
11-14-2014, 18:26
And, if so, wouldn't that make us a protected class? With special rights and privileges?
I would think so since almost anything that spells ****sexual think that they have special right and privileges, except for heterosexuals.
I'm not sexually attracted to my ammo. Is that weird, should I be? Should I create my own group and demand equal rights for my kind?
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blacklabel
11-14-2014, 18:43
I'm not sexually attracted to my ammo. Is that weird, should I be? Should I create my own group and demand equal rights for my kind?
Yes, you should. Maybe we can get everyone to change their Facebook profile to support us.
sabot_round
11-14-2014, 18:44
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Hey!! Which one of you f**kers took a picture of me?
sabot_round
11-14-2014, 18:46
I'm not sexually attracted to my ammo. Is that weird, should I be? Should I create my own group and demand equal rights for my kind?
Go for it dude!! I don't have a fb account but I will show support.
Great-Kazoo
11-14-2014, 18:51
Ammosexual, ? Not at all, I am however a Gunphomaniac.
So can we finally get equal protection?
I buy ammo.
Does that make me ammobisexual?
cfortune
11-14-2014, 19:44
Ammo doesn't really do it for me..... Rubbing that case lube into that spongy pad though.... maaaaaan
Maybe Hickenflopper will sign a bill protecting ammosexuals from gov. harassment.
StagLefty
11-14-2014, 19:55
Can ammosexuals marry ?
Can ammosexuals marry ?
Only to other ammosexuals.
Don't ask, dont tell......
ZERO THEORY
11-14-2014, 20:06
Equality for ammosexuals! How dare these oppressive, discriminating xenophobes try to dismiss my identity. I'm a proud trans-weapon ammosexual and I won't rest until the bigots stop trying to quiet my life choices.
Equality for ammosexuals! How dare these oppressive, discriminating xenophobes try to dismiss my identity. I'm a proud trans-weapon ammosexual and I won't rest until the bigots stop trying to quiet my life choices.
Choice...I thought it was supposed to be in the genes.
Would that make re-loaders 'powder-phelias' ?
Great-Kazoo
11-14-2014, 20:55
Would that make re-loaders 'powder-phelias' ?
OW.
OW.
You just have 'primer-envy'. [Coffee]
There IS something to be said about Eau de Gunpowder...:)
There IS something to be said about Eau de Gunpowder...:)
Nothing like a little Hoppe's #9 cologne....
jhood001
11-14-2014, 21:03
Never consider myself an 'ammosexual', but if I can declare myself as one and legally marry my firearms, which will guarantee them them the same rights I have under the law, I will gladly do so.
The rainbow flag is taken. I think a camo flag for my ammosexual movement will be faaaaabulous.
Great-Kazoo
11-14-2014, 21:05
You just have 'primer-envy'. [Coffee]
Don't go walking around like a stuck up brass.
Don't go walking around like a stuck up brass.
Stop being such a brass-hole..... [Poke]
What lubes do ammosexuals use ?
I wonder if Molle will lube my projectiles.....
Is full-length re-sizing allowed in public?
Do spitzers and hollow points have to use different bathrooms? [Toile2]
Do spitzers and hollow points have to use different bathrooms? [Toile2]
yes, just watch out for the round nose.
Gun-sluts, ammophiles, powder-phelias....who's missing?
so would ammosexuals get a week/month to honor this diversity? and more important will it be .gov recognized so i can get another day off with pay?
Gun-sluts, ammophiles, powder-phelias....who's missing?
Glock-aholics (because they really do need help), 1911-complex sufferers. I do like the idea of using Hoppe's #9 cologne... LOL
JustAGuy
11-15-2014, 09:16
Maybe we need to have an ammo-pride parade.
I'd be an ammosexual except UPS delivered my ammo to persons unknown last night. Hope they enjoy the 1,000 rounds
Bitter Clinger
11-15-2014, 09:38
http://ammosexualpride.net/
WARNING there is a NSFW photo on the homepage, shes hot though!
52373
HoneyBadger
11-15-2014, 09:43
http://ammosexualpride.net/
WARNING there is a NSFW photo on the homepage, shes hot though!
52373
the funnier thing is that it has almost 400 likes on FB... I don't know whether to facepalm or just laugh.
ZERO THEORY
11-15-2014, 09:44
Glock-aholics (because they really do need help)
I don't need your fuckin' help, man! Mind your business. I've got it under control. I've only had 5. Just leave it alone, alright?
wctriumph
11-15-2014, 15:54
http://ammosexualpride.net/
WARNING there is a NSFW photo on the homepage, shes hot though!
52373
I had no idea there was already a website and support for us out there. There is hope after all, I'm so glad I'm not alone in this cold, cruel world.
Rucker61
11-15-2014, 16:48
I'm not an ammosexual, but I am ammocurious.
wctriumph
11-15-2014, 16:49
I'm not an ammosexual, but I am ammocurious.
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