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wctriumph
11-14-2014, 18:12
I was reading an anti-gun article today and one of the commenters called gun people Ammosexuals. I never thought of myself as an Ammosexual.

Your thought??

Mtn.man
11-14-2014, 18:17
National Ammosexual Day!

ray1970
11-14-2014, 18:17
Hmm. Ammo doesn't really get me all excited. I'm going to say they are full of poo. They are probably just an ammophobe.

wctriumph
11-14-2014, 18:18
And, if so, wouldn't that make us a protected class? With special rights and privileges?

buffalobo
11-14-2014, 18:21
What you do with your ammo is between you, your wife and your guns. [emoji6]

DADT

Mtn.man
11-14-2014, 18:23
We need = rights for ammosexualality.

sabot_round
11-14-2014, 18:26
And, if so, wouldn't that make us a protected class? With special rights and privileges?

I would think so since almost anything that spells ****sexual think that they have special right and privileges, except for heterosexuals.

sniper7
11-14-2014, 18:29
I'm not sexually attracted to my ammo. Is that weird, should I be? Should I create my own group and demand equal rights for my kind?

Mtn.man
11-14-2014, 18:33
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blacklabel
11-14-2014, 18:43
I'm not sexually attracted to my ammo. Is that weird, should I be? Should I create my own group and demand equal rights for my kind?

Yes, you should. Maybe we can get everyone to change their Facebook profile to support us.

sabot_round
11-14-2014, 18:44
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjS6SZzHPVGUyZPH0h_oEF0ZMHlzBNc uaWb0snxO-e9z3b8My6

Hey!! Which one of you f**kers took a picture of me?

sabot_round
11-14-2014, 18:46
I'm not sexually attracted to my ammo. Is that weird, should I be? Should I create my own group and demand equal rights for my kind?
Go for it dude!! I don't have a fb account but I will show support.

Great-Kazoo
11-14-2014, 18:51
Ammosexual, ? Not at all, I am however a Gunphomaniac.

Erni
11-14-2014, 18:55
So can we finally get equal protection?

brutal
11-14-2014, 19:01
I buy ammo.

Does that make me ammobisexual?

cfortune
11-14-2014, 19:44
Ammo doesn't really do it for me..... Rubbing that case lube into that spongy pad though.... maaaaaan

Mtn.man
11-14-2014, 19:47
Maybe Hickenflopper will sign a bill protecting ammosexuals from gov. harassment.

StagLefty
11-14-2014, 19:55
Can ammosexuals marry ?

ray1970
11-14-2014, 19:56
Can ammosexuals marry ?
Only to other ammosexuals.

Stone83
11-14-2014, 20:00
Don't ask, dont tell......

ZERO THEORY
11-14-2014, 20:06
Equality for ammosexuals! How dare these oppressive, discriminating xenophobes try to dismiss my identity. I'm a proud trans-weapon ammosexual and I won't rest until the bigots stop trying to quiet my life choices.

WETWRKS
11-14-2014, 20:45
Equality for ammosexuals! How dare these oppressive, discriminating xenophobes try to dismiss my identity. I'm a proud trans-weapon ammosexual and I won't rest until the bigots stop trying to quiet my life choices.

Choice...I thought it was supposed to be in the genes.

Duman
11-14-2014, 20:52
Would that make re-loaders 'powder-phelias' ?

Great-Kazoo
11-14-2014, 20:55
Would that make re-loaders 'powder-phelias' ?

OW.

Duman
11-14-2014, 21:00
OW.

You just have 'primer-envy'. [Coffee]

TheGrey
11-14-2014, 21:01
There IS something to be said about Eau de Gunpowder...:)

Duman
11-14-2014, 21:03
There IS something to be said about Eau de Gunpowder...:)


Nothing like a little Hoppe's #9 cologne....

jhood001
11-14-2014, 21:03
Never consider myself an 'ammosexual', but if I can declare myself as one and legally marry my firearms, which will guarantee them them the same rights I have under the law, I will gladly do so.

The rainbow flag is taken. I think a camo flag for my ammosexual movement will be faaaaabulous.

Great-Kazoo
11-14-2014, 21:05
You just have 'primer-envy'. [Coffee]

Don't go walking around like a stuck up brass.

Duman
11-14-2014, 21:09
Don't go walking around like a stuck up brass.

Stop being such a brass-hole..... [Poke]

Duman
11-14-2014, 21:13
What lubes do ammosexuals use ?

fj605
11-14-2014, 21:18
Do we get a parade?

Duman
11-14-2014, 21:19
I wonder if Molle will lube my projectiles.....

Duman
11-14-2014, 21:27
Is full-length re-sizing allowed in public?

Duman
11-14-2014, 21:39
Do spitzers and hollow points have to use different bathrooms? [Toile2]

roberth
11-14-2014, 21:43
Do spitzers and hollow points have to use different bathrooms? [Toile2]

yes, just watch out for the round nose.

Duman
11-14-2014, 21:44
Gun-sluts, ammophiles, powder-phelias....who's missing?

wyome
11-14-2014, 23:45
so would ammosexuals get a week/month to honor this diversity? and more important will it be .gov recognized so i can get another day off with pay?

Ronin13
11-15-2014, 08:54
Gun-sluts, ammophiles, powder-phelias....who's missing?
Glock-aholics (because they really do need help), 1911-complex sufferers. I do like the idea of using Hoppe's #9 cologne... LOL

JustAGuy
11-15-2014, 09:16
Maybe we need to have an ammo-pride parade.

Drucker
11-15-2014, 09:34
I'd be an ammosexual except UPS delivered my ammo to persons unknown last night. Hope they enjoy the 1,000 rounds

Bitter Clinger
11-15-2014, 09:38
http://ammosexualpride.net/

WARNING there is a NSFW photo on the homepage, shes hot though!


52373

HoneyBadger
11-15-2014, 09:43
http://ammosexualpride.net/

WARNING there is a NSFW photo on the homepage, shes hot though!


52373
the funnier thing is that it has almost 400 likes on FB... I don't know whether to facepalm or just laugh.

ZERO THEORY
11-15-2014, 09:44
Glock-aholics (because they really do need help)

I don't need your fuckin' help, man! Mind your business. I've got it under control. I've only had 5. Just leave it alone, alright?

wctriumph
11-15-2014, 15:54
http://ammosexualpride.net/

WARNING there is a NSFW photo on the homepage, shes hot though!


52373

I had no idea there was already a website and support for us out there. There is hope after all, I'm so glad I'm not alone in this cold, cruel world.

Rucker61
11-15-2014, 16:48
I'm not an ammosexual, but I am ammocurious.

wctriumph
11-15-2014, 16:49
I'm not an ammosexual, but I am ammocurious.

[ROFL3][LOL][Beer]