View Full Version : 20 rules for winning gun fights
http://www.guns.com/2014/12/01/editorial-20-rules-for-winning-gun-fights/
1. Bring a gun.
2. Bring lots of friends with guns . . .
3. Be somewhere else if at all possible.
1. Bring a gun.
and.... Lots of bullets.
#3 is my favorite. So many movies and TV do this Mexican Standoff shit. I hate it.
If you have been in a fight then some rules come naturally. Being BAT SHIT CRAZY helps in a situation.
And totally takes the assholes by surprise.
ZERO THEORY
12-03-2014, 17:04
My favorite video on the topic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5eGXWP5BiE
#4 make the pew pew pew noise if at all possible. Practice this every day, and when you get good enuf your opponent will never know when you start shooting or run out of bullets.
pew pew pew
how's that?
[LOL]
RblDiver
12-03-2014, 17:40
I'm reminded of the Ferguson witness who was stating "The gun said 'Click click click'".
How about, try not to be scared shitless! I remeber first time I got shot at, it was in the army, but I just remember thinking....... This is real lol! Than your training kicks in and you are good to go. I met so many people that would just be getting out of basic training and AIT and would tell me that they are not scared to kill. I just tell them that you hope you don't get put in that spot. Me being a medic also meant, the person I shot, I had to patch up lol
#5. Dont forget to say a cool one liner afterwards.
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