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Zundfolge
12-11-2014, 17:19
What a douchebag.


Source (http://www.csindy.com/IndyBlog/archives/2014/12/11/trinity-brewing-insults-colorado-springs-twitterati-rebel)
Yesterday, the Colorado Springs blog Focus on the Beer unveiled the results (http://focusonthebeer.com/2014/12/2014-best-beer-best-barrel-aging.html/) of its Best of Beer poll in the category of best barrel-aged beer. After votes were tabulated, it turns out Paradox Beer Company took first, with Nano 108 Brewing Co. and Trinity Brewing Co. finishing second and third, respectively.

Third place rubbed Trinity the wrong way, however, and its Twitter account lashed out at Colorado Springs beer drinkers. After calling the results a joke, the brewery wrote (https://twitter.com/TRiNiTYBrewing/status/542732761384357889), "not mad ;) I've pretty much accepted the education level of the city #fastfoodnation #royalewithcheese #winning." It then wrote (https://twitter.com/TRiNiTYBrewing/status/542728140729368576), "and it's situations like this that pretty much guarantee we will be leaving the springs."

(Brewer Jason Yester previously told (http://blogs.denverpost.com/beer/2014/03/07/trinity-brewing-planning-second-brewery-denver/13146/) the Denver Post he plans to move to Denver.)

Locals didn't take well to all that, which apparently led to a (https://twitter.com/missacolo/status/543050821169328128) rash of accounts (https://twitter.com/tonedeafvoice/status/543067093940178944) being blocked by the brewery. The event also spawned a Reddit thread (https://www.reddit.com/r/ColoradoSprings/comments/2owx32/trinity_brewing_company_gets_in_fight_with_local/) with 38 comments, so far. More comments can be found on this (https://www.facebook.com/SpringsMemes/photos/a.416677261733667.92959.379985588736168/707352305999493/?type=1) Colorado Springs Memes post. Anyway, here's a sample of reactions (https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=trinitybrewing&src=typd):




Looks like the douche is taking his ball and going home
https://twitter.com/TRiNiTYBrewing/status/542728140729368576

Hound
12-11-2014, 17:29
And in a lesson on how not to use social media........

henpecked
12-11-2014, 17:35
He should move to Golden and let them fellows teach him how to make beer.

theGinsue
12-11-2014, 17:36
No class. Hopefully they get important lessons in capitalism & economics in Denver - piss on your customers, they'll spend their $$ elsewhere.

GilpinGuy
12-11-2014, 17:43
Note to self: Don't but anything from Trinity Brewing Co.

#winning!

KS63
12-11-2014, 18:11
C-Ya later, Hippie. And thanks for the heads up on which beer not to buy.

Irving
12-11-2014, 18:20
Third place rated brewery in Denver should Tweet, "Sorry, Denver already has a third place brewery."

Irving
12-11-2014, 18:22
If I had a twitter account I'd tweet, "What do you expect with a name like Trinity? Maybe change your name to Paramount Brewery?"

Irving
12-11-2014, 18:23
Then I'd tweet, "Trinity Brewery, where relocating is apparently easier than brewing."

funkymonkey1111
12-11-2014, 18:27
i always liked that brewery and the food was good, too

SamuraiCO
12-11-2014, 18:29
Then I'd tweet, "Trinity Brewery, where relocating is apparently easier than brewing."

That is funny...going to tweet that for you.

Scanker19
12-11-2014, 18:35
I think I went there once, and what an impression they made....

SamuraiCO
12-11-2014, 18:51
Guess that means we can not open carry there?

mindfold
12-11-2014, 18:55
Beer and twitter never mix well.

HoneyBadger
12-11-2014, 19:08
It's definitely a hipster joint, but I liked a few of their brews. Too bad the management are morons. I hope they learn a good lesson in capitalism.

Great-Kazoo
12-11-2014, 19:12
Third place rated brewery in Denver should Tweet, "Sorry, Denver already has a third place brewery."

Trinity Brewery, No tomfoolery, just good old fashion sore losers.


I'm taking my growler and going home!

68Charger
12-11-2014, 19:12
I went there once... felt like a little bit of Boulder right there on GoG... never been back

Birddog1911
12-11-2014, 19:38
Fuckers are anti-military as well, so fuck them with a rusty bayonet.

Artema
12-11-2014, 19:50
Cool. I hope we can get them out of business so they can't afford to move.

Lurch
12-11-2014, 20:38
I have been trying a lot of the barrel aged brews lately and went to Trinity just this past Sunday. It is your typical brewery crowd since it's now the "in" thing to do again. But I went for the brew and I would have to agree with the results Paradox flat out beats them in my opinion. Will be searching out Nano 108 on my next trip through the Springs.

Circuits
12-11-2014, 22:04
Trinity's more attitude that fortitude the past few years. Let 'em move to Denver. They're even more beer snobby there than we are here, and just showing up saying "Colorado Springs didn't appreciate us" won't get them very far.

Best of wishes to them wherever they may land, and may they get all the attention and recognition they deserve. #karma

Ah Pook
12-11-2014, 22:55
Trinity Brewery
Who?

Yeah, Denver needs another mediocre micro brew.

Dumb all over.

Zundfolge
12-11-2014, 23:12
Fuckers are anti-military as well, so fuck them with a rusty bayonet.
That alone is one reason I prefer Red Leg (http://www.redlegbrewing.com/) which is just a couple blocks from where Trinity is ... and the beer at Red Leg is better ... and cheaper. Also I can walk from my office to Red Leg.

Guylee
12-12-2014, 00:12
Fuckers are anti-military as well, so fuck them with a rusty bayonet.

What makes you say that?

Circuits
12-12-2014, 00:28
What makes you say that?
Hippies, man. Dirty. Smelly. Hippies.

Irving
12-12-2014, 00:36
What makes you say that?

You ever hear about Trinity Brewery serving in Afghanistan? Me either.

Guylee
12-12-2014, 00:39
Ok I guess you're right. I was just wondering if they did something specifically like kicking out a "baby killer" or something. Not like I'll be buying anything from them anyway, like someone else said...the last thing CO needs is another sub-par microbrewery.

Birddog1911
12-12-2014, 05:10
What makes you say that?

A number of guys from my old unit went there for a get together; promotion party perhaps. One drunk hipster thought that it was a good idea to get in the face of a Lt. Col.; who also played defense for the USAFA (6 ft 4 I think). The officer tried to ignore the dipshit, so dipshit either did, or tried to, hit him over the head with a beer glass. As I recall from hearing the story, the pilot could have destroyed the guy, but didn't. The owner through the military guys out, and let the hipster stay.

All of of this was told to me, but I believed the source, since I flew with him for years.

Guylee
12-12-2014, 08:15
A number of guys from my old unit went there for a get together; promotion party perhaps. One drunk hipster thought that it was a good idea to get in the face of a Lt. Col.; who also played defense for the USAFA (6 ft 4 I think). The officer tried to ignore the dipshit, so dipshit either did, or tried to, hit him over the head with a beer glass. As I recall from hearing the story, the pilot could have destroyed the guy, but didn't. The owner through the military guys out, and let the hipster stay.

All of of this was told to me, but I believed the source, since I flew with him for years.

Well alrighty then. F*ck those guys!

Jeffrey Lebowski
12-12-2014, 09:33
He should move to Golden and let them fellows teach him how to make beer.

Actually, I think we're good without. :)

hollohas
12-12-2014, 09:36
Deserved win for Paradox, they make great beers. But being small batch, my favorite is no longer available...

KestrelBike
12-12-2014, 11:02
A number of guys from my old unit went there for a get together; promotion party perhaps. One drunk hipster thought that it was a good idea to get in the face of a Lt. Col.; who also played defense for the USAFA (6 ft 4 I think). The officer tried to ignore the dipshit, so dipshit either did, or tried to, hit him over the head with a beer glass. As I recall from hearing the story, the pilot could have destroyed the guy, but didn't. The owner through the military guys out, and let the hipster stay.

All of of this was told to me, but I believed the source, since I flew with him for years.

not to call BS, but I just can't imagine a true hipster doing anything but skulk in a corner throwing dirty looks and raven-hair flips.

Zundfolge
12-12-2014, 11:11
not to call BS, but I just can't imagine a true hipster doing anything but skulk in a corner throwing dirty looks and raven-hair flips.

In general yes, but sometimes you get someone liquored up and they get belligerent.

zulu01
12-12-2014, 11:17
Wow, what an ass hat.[BooHoo]

RblDiver
12-12-2014, 15:25
He should move to Fort Collins and become...what, 15th place? Something like that :P

Lurch
12-12-2014, 20:02
Deserved win for Paradox, they make great beers. But being small batch, my favorite is no longer available...

Which one was that???

Justin
12-12-2014, 21:26
Paradox is on I24 up the pass about 2/3 of the way to Woodland Park.

Their stuff is all small-batch, and I don't think they sell anything smaller than a bomber.

Birddog1911
12-13-2014, 07:51
This was relayed to me by an officer that I feel I can trust what he says 100%; otherwise I would be skeptical as well. But, like someone said, alcohol makes people do stupid things.


not to call BS, but I just can't imagine a true hipster doing anything but skulk in a corner throwing dirty looks and raven-hair flips.

KS63
12-13-2014, 09:15
This was relayed to me by an officer that I feel I can trust what he says 100%; otherwise I would be skeptical as well. But, like someone said, alcohol makes people do stupid things.

It's called "liquid courage". College towns have this on display regularly.

colorider
12-13-2014, 09:19
Hipsters are so easy to fight. Just knock the fedora off their head. They go insane trying to pick it up. Their skinny jeans don't allow them to bend properly and they can't pick it up.

hurley842002
12-13-2014, 09:21
Hipsters are so easy to fight. Just knock the fedora off their head. They go insane trying to pick it up. Their skinny jeans don't allow them to bend properly and they can't pick it up.
BAAAAHAHAHA!