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Skully
12-29-2014, 22:54
Yes my title of this thread says what it means. Looking for opinions, educated but of course I know I will get a little sarcasm, some jokes, etc. (We all need a good laugh.)

[Coffee]


Back story; my wife who is Mexican (US Citizen for many years) and proud of it is bilingual; both Spanish and English. Even after 20 years of speaking English she asks me quite often questions regarding American English slang.

Tonight she asked me; "Why do you say? I am going to TAKE a poop. Your are not taking anything, why on Gods green earth would you voluntarily TAKE a poop. You dispose of it."

For the life of me I could not really come up with a good answer. Just something we say right? In fact I myself started questioning where in history did we start saying; TAKE or TAKING a poop.

What say you all? Where in history did this start and of course why do we say this when it really doesn't make any sense?

Great-Kazoo
12-29-2014, 22:57
I don't announce what i'm doing bodily fluids wise in the bathroom, to anyone. Gotta run, time to drop the kids off at the pool, later .

Irving
12-29-2014, 23:02
I can't find the Beavis and Butthead clip for this.

cstone
12-29-2014, 23:02
Pinch a loaf.

Drop a deuce.

Sploosh just takes it to a whole 'nother level.

Let the scatalogical discussion commence.

Oh...This thread is poop. [Flower]

Guylee
12-29-2014, 23:09
A Floating Crap Game

A Sewer Snake To Release

AM BM

Anaconda Action

Arsefire

Auditing Your ASSets

Back One Out

Backing The Big Brown Motorhome Out Of The Garage

Backing The Bus Out Of The Garage

Baiting The Trap

Bajsa

Bake A Hot Icicle

Bakin’ A Cake

Baking Brownies

Balance The Budget

Becoming The Porcelain Assassin

Bio Break

Blasting A Dookie

Bloop-Bloop

Blow The Load

Blow Up Heroshima

Blowing The Butt Trumpet

Bomb The Bowl

Bomb The Porcelain Sea

Bombing The Tidy Bowl Man

Brown Girl In The Ring

Building A Log Cabin

Building A Poo Cabin

Burn A Mule

Burying Some Cable

Bust Out A Nug Nug

Butt Cobras

Butt Gherkin

Bakin’ A Cake

Caca

Carpet Bombing Afghanistan

Catch Up On Some Reading

Cause A Collision

Charm An Upside Down Brown Snake

Check My Messages

Check The Pipes

Chocolate Rain

Chocolate Time

Choke A Brownie

Chop Some Butt Wood

Chopping A Log

Chuck The Football

Cleaning Out The Vertical File

Cleanse The Colon

Clear Out Some Inventory

Clear The Hallways

Code 3

Code Brown

Colon Bowlin’

Committing Yourself To The Dumpatorium

Commune With Nature

Contemplate My Existence

Contributing To Nature

Coronating Gluteus Maximus III

Crackin’ Off A Couple Of Bricks

Crimp Off A Length

Cripping A Crapple

Crowning

Curl One Down

Curl One Off

Cut A Cable

Cut Some Weight

Cut The Line For The Log Flume

Cutting Rope

Deceiver Of Farts

De-Corking The Borking

Dirty Squirties

Dispensing Some Soft-Serve

Dispose Of Hazardous Waste

Do A Dog

Do Some Spring Cleaning

Doing A #2

Doing Brown

Doing The Loose Poops Dance

Doing The Royal Squat

Doodey

Dookin It Out

Download

Download A Brownload

Downloading Some Brownware

Dr. Benjamin Fartlin

Drop A Biggie Smalls

Drop A Billy

Drop A Biscuit In The Basket

Drop A Bomb

Drop A Brick

Drop A Duke

Drop A Nuke

Drop A Scafuri

Drop A Stink Pickle

Drop Anchor

Drop Bombs On Hiroshima

Drop Off Some Logs

Drop Some Mud

Drop Wolf Bait

Dropping A Bomb

Dropping A Deuce

Dropping A Hoopsnake

Dropping A Load

Dropping Science

Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool

Dropping The Mexican Boll Weevil

Dropping The Weights

Evacuate The Building

Exorcise The Demons

Feed The Fish

Feed The Sewer Gators

Feed The Toilet

Feed The Water Gods

Feeding The White Monster

Fertilize The Ferns

Fertilizing The Plants

Fight With Turdzilla

Fill The Bowl

Fire Away

Fire Off A Missile

Foraging For Dungleberries

Free A Bog Crocodile

Full Moon Over Troubled Waters

Fumigate The Bathroom

Get Rid Of Some Lunch

Give Back That Corn

Give Birth To A Black Eel

Give Birth To A Brown Baby Marine

Give Birth To A Politician

Giving Birth

Giving Birth To A San Franciscan Love Child

Giving Birth To The Spineless Brownfish

Giving The Neighbors Some Food For Thought

Go Boom Boom

Go Number Two

Go Phone Elvis

Go Take A Billy

Go Lose Some Weight

Go To The Thinking Room

Go Upstairs And Check

Go Whack

Going For A Dump

Got The Hershey Squirts

Gotta Take A Squirter

Got To Go Bake The Brown Biscuit

Got To Go Put One On The Radar

Green Apple Splatters

Grow A Monkey Tail

Grow A Tail

Hang A Rat

Have A Crap

Have A Mud Baby

Have Some Alone Time

Having A Code Brown (at work)

Having A Food Baby

Heave a Havana

Helping The Groundhog Find His Shadow

Hershey Squirts

I Gotta Heave Ho

Igniting A Rectal Rocket

I’m Going To Go Sit Down

I’m Prairie-Dogging

I’m Touching Cloth

Jettisoning The Alien

Jumpers In The Door

Knit A Brown Sweater

Launch Torpedoes

Lay A Brick

Lay Down Some Spicy Brown

Lay Some Cable

Lay Some Pipe

Leaving A Floater

Lengthen The Spine

Let The Corn Out

Let The Dogs Out

Letting Loose

Letting The Toilet Know Who's Boss

Logging

Logging Into The Toilet And Making A Huge Download

Logging Out

Load Your Pants

Lose A Few Pounds

Lose Ten Pounds In One Minute

Losing Some Weight The Quick Way

Lucy Placing A Charlie Brown Kick

Make A Cleveland Steamer

Make A Delivery To American Standard

Make A Donation To The Porcelain God

Make A Food-Rollup

Make A Witches Hat

Make Fudge

Make Some Butt Coffee

Make Some Room

Making A Baby Ruth

Making A Deposit In The Porcelain Bank

Making A Grunt Sculpture

Making Gravy

Making Some Trouser Chili

Melt The Paint

Montezuma's Revenge

Mud Butt Fire Storm

Murder A Brown Snake

My Band’s About To Have An Ep Release

My Poop Is Playing Peek-A-Boo

Nugg Nugg

Numero Dos

Open Up A Can Of Soup

Open Wide For Chunky

Park My Breakfast

Park Your Supper

Paving The Hershey Highway

Pay Homage To Burger King

Pay The Band

Peeling The Wallpaper

Pinch A Grumpy

Pinch One Off

Pinching A Loaf

Pinchin’ A Stink Pickle

Plant Some Corn

Play Craps

Poke Out The Turtles Head

Poopy Doo

Press Coil

Produce A Brown Baby

Pump A Clump Of Dump Out Of My Rump

Punch A Growler

Punish The Toilet

Push Brown

Push Some Putty

Put My Knuckles To The Ground

Put My Thoughts Down On Paper

Putting In My Two Weeks Notice

Read A Book

Recreate Hurricane Katrina

Red Light Flashing

Release A Chocolate Hostage

Release The Beasts

Release The Hounds

Releasing The Chocolate Hostages

Releasing The Kraken

Ring Of Fire

Rob The Bakery

Roll Some Logs

Rolling A Cigar

Rondevous With Last Night Supper

Rumbling Bowels

Saturday Morning Special

Say Goodbye To Mr. Brown

Scatter Bombing

Secret activity #1

See A Man About A Horse

Send A Fax

Send Some Cigars Back To Cuba

Sending A Message To The White House

Serving Up A Poo Poo Platter

Shee-Shee

Shoo-Shoo

Shoot Some Craps

Shooting Out A Sewer Pickle

Sink Submarines

Skita

Slide One Out

Somethin's Bump'N Me Undies

Spray-Painting The Porcelain

Squash Out A Fun Log

Squash Out A Yule Log

Squeeze One Out

Squeeze Out A Lincoln

Squeezing Out A Flesh Slurpee

Squirt Juice

Squirt Some Dirt

Stocking The Pond With Brown Trout

Stranglehold On A Darkie

Stretch The Anus

Take A Seat On The Throne

Take The Browns To The Superbowl

Take The Kids For A Swim

Taking A Dump

Taking A Signal 92

Taking A Slam

Taking Bill Cosby’s Kids To The Lake

Taking The Browns To The Superbowl

The Brown Crown

The Brown Is Down

The Three S’s

Thinking Of Your Face

Throw A Wild Deuce In The Pot

Throwing a Curve Ball

Turn On The Sausage Maker

Turtle Head Pokin Out

Turtlin’ it

Twist Out A Nine Coiler

Visit Fortress Of Solitude

Visit The Library

Visit The Throne

Visiting Fonzie’s Office

Visiting The Brown Mound Of Rebound

Visiting The Crapper

Vote For President

Waking Winnie The Pooh

Skully
12-29-2014, 23:14
Explain the concept of a 'verb' to her and you'll be all set :)

Nope still doesn't make sense, verb or a noun (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/take)it is about possession, opinion, resemble (that is kind of funny), return exchange, closest would be removal such as example "Take off" or to "to withdraw or remove from: "She was taken off the night shift."

cstone
12-29-2014, 23:16
...

That was comprehensive...and alphabetical. I doff my cap and acknowledge your prowess. [Beer]

Skully
12-29-2014, 23:16
A Floating Crap Game

A Sewer Snake To Release

AM BM

Anaconda Action

Arsefire

(purposely didnt include the LARGE list. :)


Those are just alternatives to "I got to go TAKE a poop."

TheGrey
12-29-2014, 23:18
This is the response that I found that best explains this concept:

"Take" is an example of what linguists call a "light" verb. It has a standard meaning -- the one where someone gains possession of a thing -- but it has a bunch of other uses too. For example, think of the different meanings of "take" in take a walk, take a bath, take a vitamin, take a nap, take the sun, take a swim, take a class, take a trip, take a moment, take a look, take a tour, take my hand, take a chill pill, take a stab at it, take a job, et cetera, et cetera. Mostly those are things you DO, not things you gain possession of, even though the things you're taking in those phrases are nouns. Same with "take a dump". I hate to say it's "just an expression", but that's basically the answer. Expressions with light verbs are often not literally interpretable. (Other light verbs include "make", "do", and "go".)

Skully
12-29-2014, 23:19
That was comprehensive...and alphabetical. I doff my cap and acknowledge your prowess.

Bet there is somewhere on the scourge of the internet dumpster a list already made for alternative BM announcements. [Beer]

Firehaus
12-29-2014, 23:20
Do you take a nap?


Sent from my iPhone

Skully
12-29-2014, 23:21
This is the response that I found that best explains this concept:

"Take" is an example of what linguists call a "light" verb. It has a standard meaning -- the one where someone gains possession of a thing -- but it has a bunch of other uses too. For example, think of the different meanings of "take" in take a walk, take a bath, take a vitamin, take a nap, take the sun, take a swim, take a class, take a trip, take a moment, take a look, take a tour, take my hand, take a chill pill, take a stab at it, take a job, et cetera, et cetera. Mostly those are things you DO, not things you gain possession of, even though the things you're taking in those phrases are nouns. Same with "take a dump". I hate to say it's "just an expression", but that's basically the answer. Expressions with light verbs are often not literally interpretable. (Other light verbs include "make", "do", and "go".)

Perfect, I was searching for reasoning to the slang non-logical madness. I can throw it at the wife tomorrow and ease her query madness.



Do you take a nap?

Sent from my iPhone


Although"Taking a trip or taking a nap is possession of something." With a poop your technically getting rid of it. :)

Skully
12-29-2014, 23:22
I am finding this thread to be very enlightening.

TheGrey
12-29-2014, 23:23
Perfect, I was searching for reasoning to the slang non-logical madness. I can through it at the wife tomorrow.

ALthough "Taking a trip is possession of something." With a poop your technically getting rid of it. :)

Well, it COULD be argued that "taking a trip" requires you leave one place, and go to another.
English makes little sense. ;)

Skully
12-29-2014, 23:27
Well, it COULD be argued that "taking a trip" requires you leave one place, and go to another.
English makes little sense.

That is what she says. 9 years we have been married and she has mentioned multiple times that learning the proper English is not bad, it is all the slang and changes a word can take and be used for that is maddeningly confusing. Spanish is so much easier she says.

cstone
12-29-2014, 23:32
Every language has it's colloquialisms. English has some of the best forms of colloquial language. It makes it harder for those learning English but allows us so much color and expression in our conversation.

Such a stimulating conversation.

GilpinGuy
12-29-2014, 23:34
Do you "give" or "take" a golden shower?

TheGrey
12-29-2014, 23:34
That is what she says. 9 years we have been married and she has mentioned multiple times that learning the proper English is not bad, it is all the slang and changes a word can take and be used for that is maddeningly confusing. Spanish is so much easier. ;)

I can imagine- although slang has its place in every language. I'm afraid I don't know any Spanish to speak of (that college course was long, long ago) but I do recall Spanish required specific articles for each noun. For instance, the sun = "el sol". That's a masculine article. How do they decide which noun requires a masculine article and which requires a feminine?
Every language has little idiosyncrasies like that.

cstone
12-29-2014, 23:36
Do you "give" or "take" a golden shower?

Neither...

Moving right along.

Skully
12-29-2014, 23:36
Every language has it's colloquialisms. English has some of the best forms of colloquial language. It makes it harder for those learning English but allows us so much color and expression in our conversation.

Such a stimulating conversation.

Just for your Chuck. [Beer]

I gotta do something to lighten up the LOAD around here.

Now comes the puns................

cstone
12-29-2014, 23:38
We all have to answer the urge when it moves us.

Skully
12-29-2014, 23:40
I can imagine- although slang has its place in every language. I'm afraid I don't know any Spanish to speak of (that college course was long, long ago) but I do recall Spanish required specific articles for each noun. For instance, the sun = "el sol". That's a masculine article. How do they decide which noun requires a masculine article and which requires a feminine?
Every language has little idiosyncrasies like that.

Which is why I dont know Spanish. Other than the bad things I am called when I piss off the wife, but typically when that happens and Spanish starts flowing feverishly from her mouth I grab the kids and say; "Look mommy is speaking loud angry Spanish, ........and growing horns on her head. We need to go hide and stay away from mommy until the English comes back." Luckily that has only happened once or twice in our marriage.

[Coffee]

TheGrey
12-29-2014, 23:45
Chuck's right- the regional dialects and colloquialisms are a source of humor: look at what people call a drinking fountain ("bubbler" or "water fountain", etc) or what a fizzy beverage is called ("pop," "soda," "tonic," "Coke," and so on.)

james_bond_007
12-29-2014, 23:48
In the 70's/80's, George Carlin asked the EXACT same question ....

George said ...

"You don't take a shit, you LEAVE it!"

"Hey, I have to take a shit"
"Well, don't take one of mine! I only have two left, and the weekend's coming!"

buffalobo
12-29-2014, 23:57
Shortened from partake.

cstone
12-30-2014, 00:05
Domestically, this thread has inspired a conversation this evening and I was quickly overruled on the notion that English has more colloquialisms than other languages. The conversation then smoothly transitioned to the contrast in science fiction based languages and their differences, i.e. Tamarian from Star Trek; The Next Generation. A language solely based on mataphors vs the Guardians of the Galaxy version of Drax, whose race's language is completely literal and they are incapable of comprehending metaphors.

Imagine the party games we play when we all get together. [hahhah-no]

TheGrey
12-30-2014, 00:09
GAH. I -hated- that episode of ST: NG. A language made of nothing but metaphors and stories. Just how in the word do you say, "Pass me that 5/8" socket wrench," or "After you roast the almonds, add 1/2 cup to the blender and coarsely chop." Or how about, "The house is on fire! Get the extinguisher!" or "The baby is choking!"

TheGrey
12-30-2014, 00:29
Awww...I didn't mean to kill the thread.
And I want to watch Guardians of the Galaxy again. Drax was hilarious.

Guylee
12-30-2014, 00:37
That was comprehensive...and alphabetical. I doff my cap and acknowledge your prowess. [Beer]

As much as I would like to take credit for that one, it was a simple copypasta.

sniper7
12-30-2014, 00:45
I made an OBAMA DOLL.

Irving
12-30-2014, 00:51
Shortened from partake.

Bam! Winner.

Gman
12-30-2014, 06:24
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/take


17a: to undertake and make, do, or perform <take a walk> <take aim> <take legal action> <take a test> <take a look>

In the example currently under discussion, one also has to consider that when you "take a shit", "shit" is actually a verb, not a noun.

Skully
12-30-2014, 08:28
Shortened from partake.


I made an OBAMA DOLL.

So now that you made the DOLL was it glorious to PARTAKE in it?

buffalobo
12-30-2014, 08:31
If you have made the doll, you have already partaken.[emoji33]

Skully
12-30-2014, 08:32
Thanks Guys!

I have some ammo now to throw at the wife and sound decently intelligent in my answer. :)

..............now on to the humor factor.

ray1970
12-30-2014, 08:35
I have some ammo

I'll take it.

Oh.... wait.

Never mind.

[Coffee]

Skully
12-30-2014, 08:42
I'll take ........

a poop?



fixed it for you. [Coffee]

StagLefty
12-30-2014, 09:01
Who gives a shit ! [Coffee]

ruthabagah
12-30-2014, 09:12
Now after reading 4 pages of this the only thing i need is some poo pourri


http://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY

Skully
12-30-2014, 09:17
Who gives a shit !

See you got it!

You "GIVE" a poop.

Glad you could "partake" in this crappy thread.

[Coffee]

Zundfolge
12-30-2014, 09:25
edit
should have actually read the thread first ... my point would be redundant.

ray1970
12-30-2014, 09:26
Who gives a shit ! [Coffee]
I do.

In fact, if you shoot me an address I'll get a package heading your way.

[Coffee]

Skully
12-30-2014, 09:40
edit
should have actually read the thread first ... my point would be redundant.

Now I am curious.

Zundfolge
12-30-2014, 09:46
Now I am curious.

take ... short for partake ... poop is being used as a verb ... see, redundant.

Skully
12-30-2014, 09:49
take ... short for partake ... poop is being used as a verb ... see, redundant.

Oh, it was what Buff already said.


I thought it was going to be funny and make me chuckle while I am sitting here in my office bored and freezing my toes off. :)

JMBD2112
12-30-2014, 09:49
I always say "I've got to deuce like a moose"......

Skully
12-30-2014, 09:53
I always say "I've got to deuce like a moose"......

Does everyone around you understand that code?

I would typically announce my Bowel movement intentions by stating; "I am going to go make a stink pickle." My boys thought it was the funniest thing and would repeat even at school so I was ordered by the significant other to use something else.

JMBD2112
12-30-2014, 09:59
Pretty much, my 3 yr old announced at the grocery store last week, "dad, I've got poops in my belly, I need to go potty" everyone around us laughed.....

Skully
12-30-2014, 10:03
Pretty much, my 3 yr old announced at the grocery store last week, "dad, I've got poops in my belly, I need to go potty" everyone around us laughed.....

Kids are so simple and honest.

I still remember when my oldest at the time was like 4 had went potty like a big boy. I was giving high praise and somehow he got a small chunk of poop on the floor. In my good mood I said "Where did that come from?" In his confused expression he looked at me and said; "From my butt of course!" I laughed so hard..................

Monky
12-30-2014, 10:38
This is the response that I found that best explains this concept:

"Take" is an example of what linguists call a "light" verb. It has a standard meaning -- the one where someone gains possession of a thing -- but it has a bunch of other uses too. For example, think of the different meanings of "take" in take a walk, take a bath, take a vitamin, take a nap, take the sun, take a swim, take a class, take a trip, take a moment, take a look, take a tour, take my hand, take a chill pill, take a stab at it, take a job, et cetera, et cetera. Mostly those are things you DO, not things you gain possession of, even though the things you're taking in those phrases are nouns. Same with "take a dump". I hate to say it's "just an expression", but that's basically the answer. Expressions with light verbs are often not literally interpretable. (Other light verbs include "make", "do", and "go".)

Damn it.. this is what I get for working. Not being able to explain a 'light' or 'stretched' verb... Sadly, I have had this conversation before with a Russian immigrant. Well done ma'am .. well done.

RblDiver
12-30-2014, 11:49
Heh, I definitely scratched my head at this one. Things and phrases you say but don't make a whole lot of sense.

However, looking at dictionary.com, this definition of take came up: "to get into one's hold or possession by voluntary action." In this sense, when you "take a poop," it's not exactly in your possession prior to this (it's stored in your body but you can't really do anything with it, so in that sense it isn't in your possession. I can't fling it at people while it's still in my colon!). So, the act of "taking a poop" releases control of the bowel movement from your body to you, in a sense. So at this point the poop is now yours, stored (most likely) in the toilet. At this point the act of "taking a poop" is done!

Now, the fact that you end up flushing it away (or flinging, or w/e), that's DIFFERENT from "taking a poop." That now starts the process of "Giving a crap!" :)

spqrzilla
12-30-2014, 12:01
The confusion is that the object of the phrase is an action, not a thing.

MarkCO
12-30-2014, 12:05
Much to my wife's displeasure, I happened to "teach" my boys that a solid knock on a bathroom door followed by "Is everything coming out okay" is some good fun. I got nothing else to add.

Dave_L
12-30-2014, 12:08
You take a poop to the toilet. You're just the means of transportation for the poop. Much like a taxi takes its patrons to the next destination. Must have just been abbreviated over time from "I'm going to take a poop to the toilet". :shrugs:

Skully
12-30-2014, 12:22
I think we can ALL take something away from this discussion thread.

1.) Jim likes to take his kids to the pool and does not talk about bodily excrement.

2.) If you view "Poop" as an object and "Take" as an action the statement does not make sense and confuses people like my wife.

3.) Mark likes to play games with his wife when she "Poops" using his kids as fodder.

4.) This subject matter has been discussed before in history, as serious subject matter and as content in a comedians skit.

5.) Staglefty doesn't give a shit. (Honey Badger is missing so he is taking up the slack)

6.) Ray wants to buy some of my ammo.

7.) The Grey really likes "Guardians of the Galaxy."

8.) Chuck can be very smart and "Puny" so to speak.

9.) It is a tried and true formula, "Toilet" humor will/has been/be enjoyed by everyone through out History, the present, and the future generations to come. Example: "Pull my finger."

10.) If you take the statement; "I got to go TAKE a poop." and look at the word "POOP" as an action not an object it makes more sense.

11.) This thread is 55+ posts long but it made me chuckle more than once and filled my last day of boring work in the year 2014 with some joy to remember.

12.) Ah Pook should changes his title to "Ah Poop" just because. (See # 9 above)

BPTactical
12-30-2014, 12:27
Slow night bumpin uglies Matt?
Man, some people's pillow talk........

Skully
12-30-2014, 12:29
Slow night bumpin uglies Matt?

No, wife had a migraine and I pondered late into the night on how I could answer her question from earlier and sound really cool and smart.

[shithitsfan]

KestrelBike
12-30-2014, 12:54
I can't find the Beavis and Butthead clip for this.
hahaha my first thought as well.
Skip to 1:11; pertinent part directly at 1:38

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7MJBDkTNSM#t=71

ANADRILL
12-30-2014, 12:59
Hit the mode.

Ah Pook
12-30-2014, 13:06
Late to the show but...

My answer would be to not ever say "take a poop" again. End of story.

I have some extras. Who wants to take them?

[pileoshit][pileoshit][pileoshit]

The proper term is "evacuate the bowels". Now discuss the nuances of evacuate.

Skully
12-30-2014, 13:12
The proper term is "evacuate the bowels". Now discuss the nuances of evacuate.


evacuate


[ iˈvakyəˌwāt ]

VERB



remove (someone) from a place of danger to a safe place:
"several families were evacuated from their homes"
synonyms: clear (http://www.bing.com/search?q=define+clear) · empty (http://www.bing.com/search?q=define+empty)

remove air, water, or other contents from (a container):
"when it springs a leak, evacuate the pond"





I think a doctor visit would be in order as well.

Ranger353
12-30-2014, 13:37
A Floating Crap Game

A Sewer Snake To Release

AM BM

Anaconda Action

Arsefire

Auditing Your ASSets

Back One Out

Backing The Big Brown Motorhome Out Of The Garage

Backing The Bus Out Of The Garage

Baiting The Trap

Bajsa

Bake A Hot Icicle

Bakin’ A Cake

Baking Brownies

Balance The Budget

Becoming The Porcelain Assassin

Bio Break

Blasting A Dookie

Bloop-Bloop

Blow The Load

Blow Up Heroshima

Blowing The Butt Trumpet

Bomb The Bowl

Bomb The Porcelain Sea

Bombing The Tidy Bowl Man

Brown Girl In The Ring

Building A Log Cabin

Building A Poo Cabin

Burn A Mule

Burying Some Cable

Bust Out A Nug Nug

Butt Cobras

Butt Gherkin

Bakin’ A Cake

Caca

Carpet Bombing Afghanistan

Catch Up On Some Reading

Cause A Collision

Charm An Upside Down Brown Snake

Check My Messages

Check The Pipes

Chocolate Rain

Chocolate Time

Choke A Brownie

Chop Some Butt Wood

Chopping A Log

Chuck The Football

Cleaning Out The Vertical File

Cleanse The Colon

Clear Out Some Inventory

Clear The Hallways

Code 3

Code Brown

Colon Bowlin’

Committing Yourself To The Dumpatorium

Commune With Nature

Contemplate My Existence

Contributing To Nature

Coronating Gluteus Maximus III

Crackin’ Off A Couple Of Bricks

Crimp Off A Length

Cripping A Crapple

Crowning

Curl One Down

Curl One Off

Cut A Cable

Cut Some Weight

Cut The Line For The Log Flume

Cutting Rope

Deceiver Of Farts

De-Corking The Borking

Dirty Squirties

Dispensing Some Soft-Serve

Dispose Of Hazardous Waste

Do A Dog

Do Some Spring Cleaning

Doing A #2

Doing Brown

Doing The Loose Poops Dance

Doing The Royal Squat

Doodey

Dookin It Out

Download

Download A Brownload

Downloading Some Brownware

Dr. Benjamin Fartlin

Drop A Biggie Smalls

Drop A Billy

Drop A Biscuit In The Basket

Drop A Bomb

Drop A Brick

Drop A Duke

Drop A Nuke

Drop A Scafuri

Drop A Stink Pickle

Drop Anchor

Drop Bombs On Hiroshima

Drop Off Some Logs

Drop Some Mud

Drop Wolf Bait

Dropping A Bomb

Dropping A Deuce

Dropping A Hoopsnake

Dropping A Load

Dropping Science

Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool

Dropping The Mexican Boll Weevil

Dropping The Weights

Evacuate The Building

Exorcise The Demons

Feed The Fish

Feed The Sewer Gators

Feed The Toilet

Feed The Water Gods

Feeding The White Monster

Fertilize The Ferns

Fertilizing The Plants

Fight With Turdzilla

Fill The Bowl

Fire Away

Fire Off A Missile

Foraging For Dungleberries

Free A Bog Crocodile

Full Moon Over Troubled Waters

Fumigate The Bathroom

Get Rid Of Some Lunch

Give Back That Corn

Give Birth To A Black Eel

Give Birth To A Brown Baby Marine

Give Birth To A Politician

Giving Birth

Giving Birth To A San Franciscan Love Child

Giving Birth To The Spineless Brownfish

Giving The Neighbors Some Food For Thought

Go Boom Boom

Go Number Two

Go Phone Elvis

Go Take A Billy

Go Lose Some Weight

Go To The Thinking Room

Go Upstairs And Check

Go Whack

Going For A Dump

Got The Hershey Squirts

Gotta Take A Squirter

Got To Go Bake The Brown Biscuit

Got To Go Put One On The Radar

Green Apple Splatters

Grow A Monkey Tail

Grow A Tail

Hang A Rat

Have A Crap

Have A Mud Baby

Have Some Alone Time

Having A Code Brown (at work)

Having A Food Baby

Heave a Havana

Helping The Groundhog Find His Shadow

Hershey Squirts

I Gotta Heave Ho

Igniting A Rectal Rocket

I’m Going To Go Sit Down

I’m Prairie-Dogging

I’m Touching Cloth

Jettisoning The Alien

Jumpers In The Door

Knit A Brown Sweater

Launch Torpedoes

Lay A Brick

Lay Down Some Spicy Brown

Lay Some Cable

Lay Some Pipe

Leaving A Floater

Lengthen The Spine

Let The Corn Out

Let The Dogs Out

Letting Loose

Letting The Toilet Know Who's Boss

Logging

Logging Into The Toilet And Making A Huge Download

Logging Out

Load Your Pants

Lose A Few Pounds

Lose Ten Pounds In One Minute

Losing Some Weight The Quick Way

Lucy Placing A Charlie Brown Kick

Make A Cleveland Steamer

Make A Delivery To American Standard

Make A Donation To The Porcelain God

Make A Food-Rollup

Make A Witches Hat

Make Fudge

Make Some Butt Coffee

Make Some Room

Making A Baby Ruth

Making A Deposit In The Porcelain Bank

Making A Grunt Sculpture

Making Gravy

Making Some Trouser Chili

Melt The Paint

Montezuma's Revenge

Mud Butt Fire Storm

Murder A Brown Snake

My Band’s About To Have An Ep Release

My Poop Is Playing Peek-A-Boo

Nugg Nugg

Numero Dos

Open Up A Can Of Soup

Open Wide For Chunky

Park My Breakfast

Park Your Supper

Paving The Hershey Highway

Pay Homage To Burger King

Pay The Band

Peeling The Wallpaper

Pinch A Grumpy

Pinch One Off

Pinching A Loaf

Pinchin’ A Stink Pickle

Plant Some Corn

Play Craps

Poke Out The Turtles Head

Poopy Doo

Press Coil

Produce A Brown Baby

Pump A Clump Of Dump Out Of My Rump

Punch A Growler

Punish The Toilet

Push Brown

Push Some Putty

Put My Knuckles To The Ground

Put My Thoughts Down On Paper

Putting In My Two Weeks Notice

Read A Book

Recreate Hurricane Katrina

Red Light Flashing

Release A Chocolate Hostage

Release The Beasts

Release The Hounds

Releasing The Chocolate Hostages

Releasing The Kraken

Ring Of Fire

Rob The Bakery

Roll Some Logs

Rolling A Cigar

Rondevous With Last Night Supper

Rumbling Bowels

Saturday Morning Special

Say Goodbye To Mr. Brown

Scatter Bombing

Secret activity #1

See A Man About A Horse

Send A Fax

Send Some Cigars Back To Cuba

Sending A Message To The White House

Serving Up A Poo Poo Platter

Shee-Shee

Shoo-Shoo

Shoot Some Craps

Shooting Out A Sewer Pickle

Sink Submarines

Skita

Slide One Out

Somethin's Bump'N Me Undies

Spray-Painting The Porcelain

Squash Out A Fun Log

Squash Out A Yule Log

Squeeze One Out

Squeeze Out A Lincoln

Squeezing Out A Flesh Slurpee

Squirt Juice

Squirt Some Dirt

Stocking The Pond With Brown Trout

Stranglehold On A Darkie

Stretch The Anus

Take A Seat On The Throne

Take The Browns To The Superbowl

Take The Kids For A Swim

Taking A Dump

Taking A Signal 92

Taking A Slam

Taking Bill Cosby’s Kids To The Lake

Taking The Browns To The Superbowl

The Brown Crown

The Brown Is Down

The Three S’s

Thinking Of Your Face

Throw A Wild Deuce In The Pot

Throwing a Curve Ball

Turn On The Sausage Maker

Turtle Head Pokin Out

Turtlin’ it

Twist Out A Nine Coiler

Visit Fortress Of Solitude

Visit The Library

Visit The Throne

Visiting Fonzie’s Office

Visiting The Brown Mound Of Rebound

Visiting The Crapper

Vote For President

Waking Winnie The Pooh

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Wow! I think someone has been taking their laptop with them to the toilet! Why too much time spent on this one.

Chad4000
12-30-2014, 13:52
Give birth to a mud dragon is usually what I go with

davsel
12-30-2014, 13:59
Code 6 Bravo

sellersm
12-30-2014, 14:12
In this case, the old adage is true: "to give is better than to receive"! [Coffee]

TheGrey
12-30-2014, 14:19
Damn it.. this is what I get for working. Not being able to explain a 'light' or 'stretched' verb... Sadly, I have had this conversation before with a Russian immigrant. Well done ma'am .. well done.

Thank you, but I can't accept credit. I just hunted up the best well-reasoned explanation I could locate on the internet. :)

roberth
12-30-2014, 15:14
[ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

Jeffrey Lebowski
12-30-2014, 19:23
Good thread.

gnihcraes
12-30-2014, 21:12
My grandfather always said "I need to go talk to someone about a horse."

Good thread.

MrPrena
12-30-2014, 22:47
My kid uses
"POO POO!"
"Potty!"

Therefore, we use the same terms now. [pileoshit]

Ridge
12-30-2014, 22:59
I have to drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl