View Full Version : Why do we say? "I got to TAKE a poop." Educated debate
Yes my title of this thread says what it means. Looking for opinions, educated but of course I know I will get a little sarcasm, some jokes, etc. (We all need a good laugh.)
[Coffee]
Back story; my wife who is Mexican (US Citizen for many years) and proud of it is bilingual; both Spanish and English. Even after 20 years of speaking English she asks me quite often questions regarding American English slang.
Tonight she asked me; "Why do you say? I am going to TAKE a poop. Your are not taking anything, why on Gods green earth would you voluntarily TAKE a poop. You dispose of it."
For the life of me I could not really come up with a good answer. Just something we say right? In fact I myself started questioning where in history did we start saying; TAKE or TAKING a poop.
What say you all? Where in history did this start and of course why do we say this when it really doesn't make any sense?
Great-Kazoo
12-29-2014, 22:57
I don't announce what i'm doing bodily fluids wise in the bathroom, to anyone. Gotta run, time to drop the kids off at the pool, later .
I can't find the Beavis and Butthead clip for this.
Pinch a loaf.
Drop a deuce.
Sploosh just takes it to a whole 'nother level.
Let the scatalogical discussion commence.
Oh...This thread is poop. [Flower]
A Floating Crap Game
A Sewer Snake To Release
AM BM
Anaconda Action
Arsefire
Auditing Your ASSets
Back One Out
Backing The Big Brown Motorhome Out Of The Garage
Backing The Bus Out Of The Garage
Baiting The Trap
Bajsa
Bake A Hot Icicle
Bakin’ A Cake
Baking Brownies
Balance The Budget
Becoming The Porcelain Assassin
Bio Break
Blasting A Dookie
Bloop-Bloop
Blow The Load
Blow Up Heroshima
Blowing The Butt Trumpet
Bomb The Bowl
Bomb The Porcelain Sea
Bombing The Tidy Bowl Man
Brown Girl In The Ring
Building A Log Cabin
Building A Poo Cabin
Burn A Mule
Burying Some Cable
Bust Out A Nug Nug
Butt Cobras
Butt Gherkin
Bakin’ A Cake
Caca
Carpet Bombing Afghanistan
Catch Up On Some Reading
Cause A Collision
Charm An Upside Down Brown Snake
Check My Messages
Check The Pipes
Chocolate Rain
Chocolate Time
Choke A Brownie
Chop Some Butt Wood
Chopping A Log
Chuck The Football
Cleaning Out The Vertical File
Cleanse The Colon
Clear Out Some Inventory
Clear The Hallways
Code 3
Code Brown
Colon Bowlin’
Committing Yourself To The Dumpatorium
Commune With Nature
Contemplate My Existence
Contributing To Nature
Coronating Gluteus Maximus III
Crackin’ Off A Couple Of Bricks
Crimp Off A Length
Cripping A Crapple
Crowning
Curl One Down
Curl One Off
Cut A Cable
Cut Some Weight
Cut The Line For The Log Flume
Cutting Rope
Deceiver Of Farts
De-Corking The Borking
Dirty Squirties
Dispensing Some Soft-Serve
Dispose Of Hazardous Waste
Do A Dog
Do Some Spring Cleaning
Doing A #2
Doing Brown
Doing The Loose Poops Dance
Doing The Royal Squat
Doodey
Dookin It Out
Download
Download A Brownload
Downloading Some Brownware
Dr. Benjamin Fartlin
Drop A Biggie Smalls
Drop A Billy
Drop A Biscuit In The Basket
Drop A Bomb
Drop A Brick
Drop A Duke
Drop A Nuke
Drop A Scafuri
Drop A Stink Pickle
Drop Anchor
Drop Bombs On Hiroshima
Drop Off Some Logs
Drop Some Mud
Drop Wolf Bait
Dropping A Bomb
Dropping A Deuce
Dropping A Hoopsnake
Dropping A Load
Dropping Science
Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool
Dropping The Mexican Boll Weevil
Dropping The Weights
Evacuate The Building
Exorcise The Demons
Feed The Fish
Feed The Sewer Gators
Feed The Toilet
Feed The Water Gods
Feeding The White Monster
Fertilize The Ferns
Fertilizing The Plants
Fight With Turdzilla
Fill The Bowl
Fire Away
Fire Off A Missile
Foraging For Dungleberries
Free A Bog Crocodile
Full Moon Over Troubled Waters
Fumigate The Bathroom
Get Rid Of Some Lunch
Give Back That Corn
Give Birth To A Black Eel
Give Birth To A Brown Baby Marine
Give Birth To A Politician
Giving Birth
Giving Birth To A San Franciscan Love Child
Giving Birth To The Spineless Brownfish
Giving The Neighbors Some Food For Thought
Go Boom Boom
Go Number Two
Go Phone Elvis
Go Take A Billy
Go Lose Some Weight
Go To The Thinking Room
Go Upstairs And Check
Go Whack
Going For A Dump
Got The Hershey Squirts
Gotta Take A Squirter
Got To Go Bake The Brown Biscuit
Got To Go Put One On The Radar
Green Apple Splatters
Grow A Monkey Tail
Grow A Tail
Hang A Rat
Have A Crap
Have A Mud Baby
Have Some Alone Time
Having A Code Brown (at work)
Having A Food Baby
Heave a Havana
Helping The Groundhog Find His Shadow
Hershey Squirts
I Gotta Heave Ho
Igniting A Rectal Rocket
I’m Going To Go Sit Down
I’m Prairie-Dogging
I’m Touching Cloth
Jettisoning The Alien
Jumpers In The Door
Knit A Brown Sweater
Launch Torpedoes
Lay A Brick
Lay Down Some Spicy Brown
Lay Some Cable
Lay Some Pipe
Leaving A Floater
Lengthen The Spine
Let The Corn Out
Let The Dogs Out
Letting Loose
Letting The Toilet Know Who's Boss
Logging
Logging Into The Toilet And Making A Huge Download
Logging Out
Load Your Pants
Lose A Few Pounds
Lose Ten Pounds In One Minute
Losing Some Weight The Quick Way
Lucy Placing A Charlie Brown Kick
Make A Cleveland Steamer
Make A Delivery To American Standard
Make A Donation To The Porcelain God
Make A Food-Rollup
Make A Witches Hat
Make Fudge
Make Some Butt Coffee
Make Some Room
Making A Baby Ruth
Making A Deposit In The Porcelain Bank
Making A Grunt Sculpture
Making Gravy
Making Some Trouser Chili
Melt The Paint
Montezuma's Revenge
Mud Butt Fire Storm
Murder A Brown Snake
My Band’s About To Have An Ep Release
My Poop Is Playing Peek-A-Boo
Nugg Nugg
Numero Dos
Open Up A Can Of Soup
Open Wide For Chunky
Park My Breakfast
Park Your Supper
Paving The Hershey Highway
Pay Homage To Burger King
Pay The Band
Peeling The Wallpaper
Pinch A Grumpy
Pinch One Off
Pinching A Loaf
Pinchin’ A Stink Pickle
Plant Some Corn
Play Craps
Poke Out The Turtles Head
Poopy Doo
Press Coil
Produce A Brown Baby
Pump A Clump Of Dump Out Of My Rump
Punch A Growler
Punish The Toilet
Push Brown
Push Some Putty
Put My Knuckles To The Ground
Put My Thoughts Down On Paper
Putting In My Two Weeks Notice
Read A Book
Recreate Hurricane Katrina
Red Light Flashing
Release A Chocolate Hostage
Release The Beasts
Release The Hounds
Releasing The Chocolate Hostages
Releasing The Kraken
Ring Of Fire
Rob The Bakery
Roll Some Logs
Rolling A Cigar
Rondevous With Last Night Supper
Rumbling Bowels
Saturday Morning Special
Say Goodbye To Mr. Brown
Scatter Bombing
Secret activity #1
See A Man About A Horse
Send A Fax
Send Some Cigars Back To Cuba
Sending A Message To The White House
Serving Up A Poo Poo Platter
Shee-Shee
Shoo-Shoo
Shoot Some Craps
Shooting Out A Sewer Pickle
Sink Submarines
Skita
Slide One Out
Somethin's Bump'N Me Undies
Spray-Painting The Porcelain
Squash Out A Fun Log
Squash Out A Yule Log
Squeeze One Out
Squeeze Out A Lincoln
Squeezing Out A Flesh Slurpee
Squirt Juice
Squirt Some Dirt
Stocking The Pond With Brown Trout
Stranglehold On A Darkie
Stretch The Anus
Take A Seat On The Throne
Take The Browns To The Superbowl
Take The Kids For A Swim
Taking A Dump
Taking A Signal 92
Taking A Slam
Taking Bill Cosby’s Kids To The Lake
Taking The Browns To The Superbowl
The Brown Crown
The Brown Is Down
The Three S’s
Thinking Of Your Face
Throw A Wild Deuce In The Pot
Throwing a Curve Ball
Turn On The Sausage Maker
Turtle Head Pokin Out
Turtlin’ it
Twist Out A Nine Coiler
Visit Fortress Of Solitude
Visit The Library
Visit The Throne
Visiting Fonzie’s Office
Visiting The Brown Mound Of Rebound
Visiting The Crapper
Vote For President
Waking Winnie The Pooh
Explain the concept of a 'verb' to her and you'll be all set :)
Nope still doesn't make sense, verb or a noun (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/take)it is about possession, opinion, resemble (that is kind of funny), return exchange, closest would be removal such as example "Take off" or to "to withdraw or remove from: "She was taken off the night shift."
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That was comprehensive...and alphabetical. I doff my cap and acknowledge your prowess. [Beer]
A Floating Crap Game
A Sewer Snake To Release
AM BM
Anaconda Action
Arsefire
(purposely didnt include the LARGE list. :)
Those are just alternatives to "I got to go TAKE a poop."
This is the response that I found that best explains this concept:
"Take" is an example of what linguists call a "light" verb. It has a standard meaning -- the one where someone gains possession of a thing -- but it has a bunch of other uses too. For example, think of the different meanings of "take" in take a walk, take a bath, take a vitamin, take a nap, take the sun, take a swim, take a class, take a trip, take a moment, take a look, take a tour, take my hand, take a chill pill, take a stab at it, take a job, et cetera, et cetera. Mostly those are things you DO, not things you gain possession of, even though the things you're taking in those phrases are nouns. Same with "take a dump". I hate to say it's "just an expression", but that's basically the answer. Expressions with light verbs are often not literally interpretable. (Other light verbs include "make", "do", and "go".)
That was comprehensive...and alphabetical. I doff my cap and acknowledge your prowess.
Bet there is somewhere on the scourge of the internet dumpster a list already made for alternative BM announcements. [Beer]
Firehaus
12-29-2014, 23:20
Do you take a nap?
Sent from my iPhone
This is the response that I found that best explains this concept:
"Take" is an example of what linguists call a "light" verb. It has a standard meaning -- the one where someone gains possession of a thing -- but it has a bunch of other uses too. For example, think of the different meanings of "take" in take a walk, take a bath, take a vitamin, take a nap, take the sun, take a swim, take a class, take a trip, take a moment, take a look, take a tour, take my hand, take a chill pill, take a stab at it, take a job, et cetera, et cetera. Mostly those are things you DO, not things you gain possession of, even though the things you're taking in those phrases are nouns. Same with "take a dump". I hate to say it's "just an expression", but that's basically the answer. Expressions with light verbs are often not literally interpretable. (Other light verbs include "make", "do", and "go".)
Perfect, I was searching for reasoning to the slang non-logical madness. I can throw it at the wife tomorrow and ease her query madness.
Do you take a nap?
Sent from my iPhone
Although"Taking a trip or taking a nap is possession of something." With a poop your technically getting rid of it. :)
I am finding this thread to be very enlightening.
Perfect, I was searching for reasoning to the slang non-logical madness. I can through it at the wife tomorrow.
ALthough "Taking a trip is possession of something." With a poop your technically getting rid of it. :)
Well, it COULD be argued that "taking a trip" requires you leave one place, and go to another.
English makes little sense. ;)
Well, it COULD be argued that "taking a trip" requires you leave one place, and go to another.
English makes little sense.
That is what she says. 9 years we have been married and she has mentioned multiple times that learning the proper English is not bad, it is all the slang and changes a word can take and be used for that is maddeningly confusing. Spanish is so much easier she says.
Every language has it's colloquialisms. English has some of the best forms of colloquial language. It makes it harder for those learning English but allows us so much color and expression in our conversation.
Such a stimulating conversation.
GilpinGuy
12-29-2014, 23:34
Do you "give" or "take" a golden shower?
That is what she says. 9 years we have been married and she has mentioned multiple times that learning the proper English is not bad, it is all the slang and changes a word can take and be used for that is maddeningly confusing. Spanish is so much easier. ;)
I can imagine- although slang has its place in every language. I'm afraid I don't know any Spanish to speak of (that college course was long, long ago) but I do recall Spanish required specific articles for each noun. For instance, the sun = "el sol". That's a masculine article. How do they decide which noun requires a masculine article and which requires a feminine?
Every language has little idiosyncrasies like that.
Do you "give" or "take" a golden shower?
Neither...
Moving right along.
Every language has it's colloquialisms. English has some of the best forms of colloquial language. It makes it harder for those learning English but allows us so much color and expression in our conversation.
Such a stimulating conversation.
Just for your Chuck. [Beer]
I gotta do something to lighten up the LOAD around here.
Now comes the puns................
We all have to answer the urge when it moves us.
I can imagine- although slang has its place in every language. I'm afraid I don't know any Spanish to speak of (that college course was long, long ago) but I do recall Spanish required specific articles for each noun. For instance, the sun = "el sol". That's a masculine article. How do they decide which noun requires a masculine article and which requires a feminine?
Every language has little idiosyncrasies like that.
Which is why I dont know Spanish. Other than the bad things I am called when I piss off the wife, but typically when that happens and Spanish starts flowing feverishly from her mouth I grab the kids and say; "Look mommy is speaking loud angry Spanish, ........and growing horns on her head. We need to go hide and stay away from mommy until the English comes back." Luckily that has only happened once or twice in our marriage.
[Coffee]
Chuck's right- the regional dialects and colloquialisms are a source of humor: look at what people call a drinking fountain ("bubbler" or "water fountain", etc) or what a fizzy beverage is called ("pop," "soda," "tonic," "Coke," and so on.)
james_bond_007
12-29-2014, 23:48
In the 70's/80's, George Carlin asked the EXACT same question ....
George said ...
"You don't take a shit, you LEAVE it!"
"Hey, I have to take a shit"
"Well, don't take one of mine! I only have two left, and the weekend's coming!"
buffalobo
12-29-2014, 23:57
Shortened from partake.
Domestically, this thread has inspired a conversation this evening and I was quickly overruled on the notion that English has more colloquialisms than other languages. The conversation then smoothly transitioned to the contrast in science fiction based languages and their differences, i.e. Tamarian from Star Trek; The Next Generation. A language solely based on mataphors vs the Guardians of the Galaxy version of Drax, whose race's language is completely literal and they are incapable of comprehending metaphors.
Imagine the party games we play when we all get together. [hahhah-no]
GAH. I -hated- that episode of ST: NG. A language made of nothing but metaphors and stories. Just how in the word do you say, "Pass me that 5/8" socket wrench," or "After you roast the almonds, add 1/2 cup to the blender and coarsely chop." Or how about, "The house is on fire! Get the extinguisher!" or "The baby is choking!"
Awww...I didn't mean to kill the thread.
And I want to watch Guardians of the Galaxy again. Drax was hilarious.
That was comprehensive...and alphabetical. I doff my cap and acknowledge your prowess. [Beer]
As much as I would like to take credit for that one, it was a simple copypasta.
Shortened from partake.
Bam! Winner.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/take
17a: to undertake and make, do, or perform <take a walk> <take aim> <take legal action> <take a test> <take a look>
In the example currently under discussion, one also has to consider that when you "take a shit", "shit" is actually a verb, not a noun.
Shortened from partake.
I made an OBAMA DOLL.
So now that you made the DOLL was it glorious to PARTAKE in it?
buffalobo
12-30-2014, 08:31
If you have made the doll, you have already partaken.[emoji33]
Thanks Guys!
I have some ammo now to throw at the wife and sound decently intelligent in my answer. :)
..............now on to the humor factor.
I have some ammo
I'll take it.
Oh.... wait.
Never mind.
[Coffee]
I'll take ........
a poop?
fixed it for you. [Coffee]
StagLefty
12-30-2014, 09:01
Who gives a shit ! [Coffee]
ruthabagah
12-30-2014, 09:12
Now after reading 4 pages of this the only thing i need is some poo pourri
http://youtu.be/ZKLnhuzh9uY
Who gives a shit !
See you got it!
You "GIVE" a poop.
Glad you could "partake" in this crappy thread.
[Coffee]
Zundfolge
12-30-2014, 09:25
edit
should have actually read the thread first ... my point would be redundant.
Who gives a shit ! [Coffee]
I do.
In fact, if you shoot me an address I'll get a package heading your way.
[Coffee]
edit
should have actually read the thread first ... my point would be redundant.
Now I am curious.
Zundfolge
12-30-2014, 09:46
Now I am curious.
take ... short for partake ... poop is being used as a verb ... see, redundant.
take ... short for partake ... poop is being used as a verb ... see, redundant.
Oh, it was what Buff already said.
I thought it was going to be funny and make me chuckle while I am sitting here in my office bored and freezing my toes off. :)
JMBD2112
12-30-2014, 09:49
I always say "I've got to deuce like a moose"......
I always say "I've got to deuce like a moose"......
Does everyone around you understand that code?
I would typically announce my Bowel movement intentions by stating; "I am going to go make a stink pickle." My boys thought it was the funniest thing and would repeat even at school so I was ordered by the significant other to use something else.
JMBD2112
12-30-2014, 09:59
Pretty much, my 3 yr old announced at the grocery store last week, "dad, I've got poops in my belly, I need to go potty" everyone around us laughed.....
Pretty much, my 3 yr old announced at the grocery store last week, "dad, I've got poops in my belly, I need to go potty" everyone around us laughed.....
Kids are so simple and honest.
I still remember when my oldest at the time was like 4 had went potty like a big boy. I was giving high praise and somehow he got a small chunk of poop on the floor. In my good mood I said "Where did that come from?" In his confused expression he looked at me and said; "From my butt of course!" I laughed so hard..................
This is the response that I found that best explains this concept:
"Take" is an example of what linguists call a "light" verb. It has a standard meaning -- the one where someone gains possession of a thing -- but it has a bunch of other uses too. For example, think of the different meanings of "take" in take a walk, take a bath, take a vitamin, take a nap, take the sun, take a swim, take a class, take a trip, take a moment, take a look, take a tour, take my hand, take a chill pill, take a stab at it, take a job, et cetera, et cetera. Mostly those are things you DO, not things you gain possession of, even though the things you're taking in those phrases are nouns. Same with "take a dump". I hate to say it's "just an expression", but that's basically the answer. Expressions with light verbs are often not literally interpretable. (Other light verbs include "make", "do", and "go".)
Damn it.. this is what I get for working. Not being able to explain a 'light' or 'stretched' verb... Sadly, I have had this conversation before with a Russian immigrant. Well done ma'am .. well done.
RblDiver
12-30-2014, 11:49
Heh, I definitely scratched my head at this one. Things and phrases you say but don't make a whole lot of sense.
However, looking at dictionary.com, this definition of take came up: "to get into one's hold or possession by voluntary action." In this sense, when you "take a poop," it's not exactly in your possession prior to this (it's stored in your body but you can't really do anything with it, so in that sense it isn't in your possession. I can't fling it at people while it's still in my colon!). So, the act of "taking a poop" releases control of the bowel movement from your body to you, in a sense. So at this point the poop is now yours, stored (most likely) in the toilet. At this point the act of "taking a poop" is done!
Now, the fact that you end up flushing it away (or flinging, or w/e), that's DIFFERENT from "taking a poop." That now starts the process of "Giving a crap!" :)
spqrzilla
12-30-2014, 12:01
The confusion is that the object of the phrase is an action, not a thing.
Much to my wife's displeasure, I happened to "teach" my boys that a solid knock on a bathroom door followed by "Is everything coming out okay" is some good fun. I got nothing else to add.
You take a poop to the toilet. You're just the means of transportation for the poop. Much like a taxi takes its patrons to the next destination. Must have just been abbreviated over time from "I'm going to take a poop to the toilet". :shrugs:
I think we can ALL take something away from this discussion thread.
1.) Jim likes to take his kids to the pool and does not talk about bodily excrement.
2.) If you view "Poop" as an object and "Take" as an action the statement does not make sense and confuses people like my wife.
3.) Mark likes to play games with his wife when she "Poops" using his kids as fodder.
4.) This subject matter has been discussed before in history, as serious subject matter and as content in a comedians skit.
5.) Staglefty doesn't give a shit. (Honey Badger is missing so he is taking up the slack)
6.) Ray wants to buy some of my ammo.
7.) The Grey really likes "Guardians of the Galaxy."
8.) Chuck can be very smart and "Puny" so to speak.
9.) It is a tried and true formula, "Toilet" humor will/has been/be enjoyed by everyone through out History, the present, and the future generations to come. Example: "Pull my finger."
10.) If you take the statement; "I got to go TAKE a poop." and look at the word "POOP" as an action not an object it makes more sense.
11.) This thread is 55+ posts long but it made me chuckle more than once and filled my last day of boring work in the year 2014 with some joy to remember.
12.) Ah Pook should changes his title to "Ah Poop" just because. (See # 9 above)
BPTactical
12-30-2014, 12:27
Slow night bumpin uglies Matt?
Man, some people's pillow talk........
Slow night bumpin uglies Matt?
No, wife had a migraine and I pondered late into the night on how I could answer her question from earlier and sound really cool and smart.
[shithitsfan]
KestrelBike
12-30-2014, 12:54
I can't find the Beavis and Butthead clip for this.
hahaha my first thought as well.
Skip to 1:11; pertinent part directly at 1:38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7MJBDkTNSM#t=71
ANADRILL
12-30-2014, 12:59
Hit the mode.
Late to the show but...
My answer would be to not ever say "take a poop" again. End of story.
I have some extras. Who wants to take them?
[pileoshit][pileoshit][pileoshit]
The proper term is "evacuate the bowels". Now discuss the nuances of evacuate.
The proper term is "evacuate the bowels". Now discuss the nuances of evacuate.
evacuate
[ iˈvakyəˌwāt ]
VERB
remove (someone) from a place of danger to a safe place:
"several families were evacuated from their homes"
synonyms: clear (http://www.bing.com/search?q=define+clear) · empty (http://www.bing.com/search?q=define+empty)
remove air, water, or other contents from (a container):
"when it springs a leak, evacuate the pond"
I think a doctor visit would be in order as well.
Ranger353
12-30-2014, 13:37
A Floating Crap Game
A Sewer Snake To Release
AM BM
Anaconda Action
Arsefire
Auditing Your ASSets
Back One Out
Backing The Big Brown Motorhome Out Of The Garage
Backing The Bus Out Of The Garage
Baiting The Trap
Bajsa
Bake A Hot Icicle
Bakin’ A Cake
Baking Brownies
Balance The Budget
Becoming The Porcelain Assassin
Bio Break
Blasting A Dookie
Bloop-Bloop
Blow The Load
Blow Up Heroshima
Blowing The Butt Trumpet
Bomb The Bowl
Bomb The Porcelain Sea
Bombing The Tidy Bowl Man
Brown Girl In The Ring
Building A Log Cabin
Building A Poo Cabin
Burn A Mule
Burying Some Cable
Bust Out A Nug Nug
Butt Cobras
Butt Gherkin
Bakin’ A Cake
Caca
Carpet Bombing Afghanistan
Catch Up On Some Reading
Cause A Collision
Charm An Upside Down Brown Snake
Check My Messages
Check The Pipes
Chocolate Rain
Chocolate Time
Choke A Brownie
Chop Some Butt Wood
Chopping A Log
Chuck The Football
Cleaning Out The Vertical File
Cleanse The Colon
Clear Out Some Inventory
Clear The Hallways
Code 3
Code Brown
Colon Bowlin’
Committing Yourself To The Dumpatorium
Commune With Nature
Contemplate My Existence
Contributing To Nature
Coronating Gluteus Maximus III
Crackin’ Off A Couple Of Bricks
Crimp Off A Length
Cripping A Crapple
Crowning
Curl One Down
Curl One Off
Cut A Cable
Cut Some Weight
Cut The Line For The Log Flume
Cutting Rope
Deceiver Of Farts
De-Corking The Borking
Dirty Squirties
Dispensing Some Soft-Serve
Dispose Of Hazardous Waste
Do A Dog
Do Some Spring Cleaning
Doing A #2
Doing Brown
Doing The Loose Poops Dance
Doing The Royal Squat
Doodey
Dookin It Out
Download
Download A Brownload
Downloading Some Brownware
Dr. Benjamin Fartlin
Drop A Biggie Smalls
Drop A Billy
Drop A Biscuit In The Basket
Drop A Bomb
Drop A Brick
Drop A Duke
Drop A Nuke
Drop A Scafuri
Drop A Stink Pickle
Drop Anchor
Drop Bombs On Hiroshima
Drop Off Some Logs
Drop Some Mud
Drop Wolf Bait
Dropping A Bomb
Dropping A Deuce
Dropping A Hoopsnake
Dropping A Load
Dropping Science
Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool
Dropping The Mexican Boll Weevil
Dropping The Weights
Evacuate The Building
Exorcise The Demons
Feed The Fish
Feed The Sewer Gators
Feed The Toilet
Feed The Water Gods
Feeding The White Monster
Fertilize The Ferns
Fertilizing The Plants
Fight With Turdzilla
Fill The Bowl
Fire Away
Fire Off A Missile
Foraging For Dungleberries
Free A Bog Crocodile
Full Moon Over Troubled Waters
Fumigate The Bathroom
Get Rid Of Some Lunch
Give Back That Corn
Give Birth To A Black Eel
Give Birth To A Brown Baby Marine
Give Birth To A Politician
Giving Birth
Giving Birth To A San Franciscan Love Child
Giving Birth To The Spineless Brownfish
Giving The Neighbors Some Food For Thought
Go Boom Boom
Go Number Two
Go Phone Elvis
Go Take A Billy
Go Lose Some Weight
Go To The Thinking Room
Go Upstairs And Check
Go Whack
Going For A Dump
Got The Hershey Squirts
Gotta Take A Squirter
Got To Go Bake The Brown Biscuit
Got To Go Put One On The Radar
Green Apple Splatters
Grow A Monkey Tail
Grow A Tail
Hang A Rat
Have A Crap
Have A Mud Baby
Have Some Alone Time
Having A Code Brown (at work)
Having A Food Baby
Heave a Havana
Helping The Groundhog Find His Shadow
Hershey Squirts
I Gotta Heave Ho
Igniting A Rectal Rocket
I’m Going To Go Sit Down
I’m Prairie-Dogging
I’m Touching Cloth
Jettisoning The Alien
Jumpers In The Door
Knit A Brown Sweater
Launch Torpedoes
Lay A Brick
Lay Down Some Spicy Brown
Lay Some Cable
Lay Some Pipe
Leaving A Floater
Lengthen The Spine
Let The Corn Out
Let The Dogs Out
Letting Loose
Letting The Toilet Know Who's Boss
Logging
Logging Into The Toilet And Making A Huge Download
Logging Out
Load Your Pants
Lose A Few Pounds
Lose Ten Pounds In One Minute
Losing Some Weight The Quick Way
Lucy Placing A Charlie Brown Kick
Make A Cleveland Steamer
Make A Delivery To American Standard
Make A Donation To The Porcelain God
Make A Food-Rollup
Make A Witches Hat
Make Fudge
Make Some Butt Coffee
Make Some Room
Making A Baby Ruth
Making A Deposit In The Porcelain Bank
Making A Grunt Sculpture
Making Gravy
Making Some Trouser Chili
Melt The Paint
Montezuma's Revenge
Mud Butt Fire Storm
Murder A Brown Snake
My Band’s About To Have An Ep Release
My Poop Is Playing Peek-A-Boo
Nugg Nugg
Numero Dos
Open Up A Can Of Soup
Open Wide For Chunky
Park My Breakfast
Park Your Supper
Paving The Hershey Highway
Pay Homage To Burger King
Pay The Band
Peeling The Wallpaper
Pinch A Grumpy
Pinch One Off
Pinching A Loaf
Pinchin’ A Stink Pickle
Plant Some Corn
Play Craps
Poke Out The Turtles Head
Poopy Doo
Press Coil
Produce A Brown Baby
Pump A Clump Of Dump Out Of My Rump
Punch A Growler
Punish The Toilet
Push Brown
Push Some Putty
Put My Knuckles To The Ground
Put My Thoughts Down On Paper
Putting In My Two Weeks Notice
Read A Book
Recreate Hurricane Katrina
Red Light Flashing
Release A Chocolate Hostage
Release The Beasts
Release The Hounds
Releasing The Chocolate Hostages
Releasing The Kraken
Ring Of Fire
Rob The Bakery
Roll Some Logs
Rolling A Cigar
Rondevous With Last Night Supper
Rumbling Bowels
Saturday Morning Special
Say Goodbye To Mr. Brown
Scatter Bombing
Secret activity #1
See A Man About A Horse
Send A Fax
Send Some Cigars Back To Cuba
Sending A Message To The White House
Serving Up A Poo Poo Platter
Shee-Shee
Shoo-Shoo
Shoot Some Craps
Shooting Out A Sewer Pickle
Sink Submarines
Skita
Slide One Out
Somethin's Bump'N Me Undies
Spray-Painting The Porcelain
Squash Out A Fun Log
Squash Out A Yule Log
Squeeze One Out
Squeeze Out A Lincoln
Squeezing Out A Flesh Slurpee
Squirt Juice
Squirt Some Dirt
Stocking The Pond With Brown Trout
Stranglehold On A Darkie
Stretch The Anus
Take A Seat On The Throne
Take The Browns To The Superbowl
Take The Kids For A Swim
Taking A Dump
Taking A Signal 92
Taking A Slam
Taking Bill Cosby’s Kids To The Lake
Taking The Browns To The Superbowl
The Brown Crown
The Brown Is Down
The Three S’s
Thinking Of Your Face
Throw A Wild Deuce In The Pot
Throwing a Curve Ball
Turn On The Sausage Maker
Turtle Head Pokin Out
Turtlin’ it
Twist Out A Nine Coiler
Visit Fortress Of Solitude
Visit The Library
Visit The Throne
Visiting Fonzie’s Office
Visiting The Brown Mound Of Rebound
Visiting The Crapper
Vote For President
Waking Winnie The Pooh
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Wow! I think someone has been taking their laptop with them to the toilet! Why too much time spent on this one.
Chad4000
12-30-2014, 13:52
Give birth to a mud dragon is usually what I go with
sellersm
12-30-2014, 14:12
In this case, the old adage is true: "to give is better than to receive"! [Coffee]
Damn it.. this is what I get for working. Not being able to explain a 'light' or 'stretched' verb... Sadly, I have had this conversation before with a Russian immigrant. Well done ma'am .. well done.
Thank you, but I can't accept credit. I just hunted up the best well-reasoned explanation I could locate on the internet. :)
Jeffrey Lebowski
12-30-2014, 19:23
Good thread.
gnihcraes
12-30-2014, 21:12
My grandfather always said "I need to go talk to someone about a horse."
Good thread.
My kid uses
"POO POO!"
"Potty!"
Therefore, we use the same terms now. [pileoshit]
I have to drop the Browns off at the Super Bowl
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