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TheGrey
01-02-2015, 13:17
All I can think of right now are blonde jokes. Because, seriously.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/pair-spent-2-days-in-closet-at-florida-college/ar-BBhoEXQ

A man and a woman thought they were trapped in a closet at Daytona State College in Daytona Beach, Fla., for two days until police let them out Tuesday -- and found out the two could have opened the door themselves.
John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, claimed they were chased into the closet on Sunday, Daytona Beach police said.
After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor's closet, where police found human feces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone. Officers tracked his phone's location and let him and Campbell out.
A police officer, trying to figure out how the two could have gotten locked in, went into the closet and closed the door, police said. The door did not lock.
Officers did not find drugs in the closet, police said.
Arwood and Campbell were charged with trespassing. Campbell was also charged with violating her probation, which she was given after resisting arrest in 2013.
Arwood's criminal record includes five prior jail sentences in Florida since 2000 for offenses including armed burglary, possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana, and fleeing law enforcement.

StagLefty
01-02-2015, 13:26
That would have been more acceptable in Colorado !

Ah Pook
01-02-2015, 13:49
Meth is a hell of a drug.

http://img.s-msn.com/tenant/amp/entityid/BBhoHZX.img?h=352&w=624&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=369&y=237

roberth
01-02-2015, 14:01
morons

SamuraiCO
01-02-2015, 14:01
They still look somewhat presentable. Give them a couple more years of the "bugs" crawling under their skin, picking at scabs and rotting out their teeth.

BushMasterBoy
01-02-2015, 14:46
It is Florida...they ran out of crack.

wctriumph
01-02-2015, 15:08
Never mind.

stoner01
01-02-2015, 16:06
Meth is a hell of a drug.

http://img.s-msn.com/tenant/amp/entityid/BBhoHZX.img?h=352&w=624&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=369&y=237

Warm us next time you post that. I nearly vomited while jumping away from my screen

Sawin
01-02-2015, 16:09
Dang... Looks like she's further gone than he is... Idiots

Great-Kazoo
01-02-2015, 16:23
Meth is a hell of a drug.

http://img.s-msn.com/tenant/amp/entityid/BBhoHZX.img?h=352&w=624&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=369&y=237

YO, DAT a money shot right there. Pipe up beeches, pipe up.

roberth
01-02-2015, 16:26
Dang... Looks like she's further gone than he is... Idiots

Drug usage / alcohol is always harder on women.

sniper7
01-02-2015, 18:03
Wow, real winners right there!

sroz
01-02-2015, 18:43
Cops should have just left them in the closet.

Colorado_Outback
01-02-2015, 19:05
Killer tattoo. I cant believe he didn't jiggle the handle before crapping in front of his lady friend in a 4x4 closet.

theGinsue
01-02-2015, 19:13
Cops should have just left them in the closet.

Quoted for truth!

Their parents must be so proud. The mind is a terrible thing & must be stopped in our lifetime!

gnihcraes
01-02-2015, 19:23
that's only one of them in the photo, same person. :)

brutal
01-02-2015, 19:57
Dat tatoo must show off her money maker?

BPTactical
01-02-2015, 20:46
Dat tatoo must show off her money maker?

Anything I say to that will get me banned.....

Sawin
01-02-2015, 20:46
Dat tatoo must show off her money maker?
Hahahahaha her throat, as in deep throat. Good guess.

Great-Kazoo
01-02-2015, 20:51
Anything I say to that will get me banned.....

Go on then, do eeett. Unless JM hacked BP's account.

SideShow Bob
01-02-2015, 20:59
Warm us next time you post that. I nearly vomited while jumping away from my screen

So, how do you want to be "warmed" ?.............[LOL]

Big E3
01-02-2015, 21:53
Dat tatoo must show off her money maker?

Since it's on her throat does that mean she swallows, I'm just trying to understand the symbolism here.

SideShow Bob
01-02-2015, 22:02
Since it's on her throat does that mean she swallows, I'm just trying to understand the symbolism here.

It looks like it is there to hide "her" Adams apple.........

stoner01
01-03-2015, 18:52
So, how do you want to be "warmed" ?.............[LOL]

In staying with the theme of this thread.... Struggle snuggles