View Full Version : Ares armor letter to batfe about 80%\99% lower
Hotchef181818
01-06-2015, 19:39
Enjoy..
http://aresarmor.com/store/NewsArticle/atf_rul2015-1?utm_content=illkins09%40gmail.com&utm_source=VerticalResponse&utm_medium=Email&utm_term=Read%20the%20rest%20of%20the%20letter%20h ere&utm_campaign=ATF%20coloring%20bookcontent
wctriumph
01-06-2015, 19:53
That was pretty funny, I liked the coloring book.
I guess this guy is not concerned about poking the bear.
[Neene1]
HoneyBadger
01-06-2015, 20:01
That was enjoyable. Too bad it has a parody disclaimer at the bottom.
ETA:
I guess this guy is not concerned about poking the bear.
Well, he doesn't really have much to lose at this point...
Thanks for posting this. :p
bobbyfairbanks
01-06-2015, 20:20
Made my day
Zundfolge
01-06-2015, 20:36
Everyone should print out the crayon drawings and put them on their fridge.
Rucker61
01-06-2015, 20:57
"Sorry about ruining your Black Panther party".
He spelt everything right too. I like that.
thvigil11
01-06-2015, 21:16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That is pretty good. F Troop won't be pleased. :)
I laughed so hard my wife came down stairs and asked if I was okay. I had tears in my eyes. That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
kidicarus13
01-06-2015, 22:25
I support Ares/Dimitri when I can. A lot of people/companies talk a big game but very few act on it. Good for him.
cfortune
01-06-2015, 22:38
There is a cat... wearing a headband... riding a unicorn... That scores pretty big with me and he will definitely be getting business from me in the future.
This guy has amazing sized balls. Everyone should read. The coloring book is awesome.
http://aresarmor.com/store/NewsArticle/atf_rul2015-1
The coloring book: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B99vEBRSpVxralZkNnlHOUFpeVk/view
https://www.ar-15.co/threads/144415-Ares-armor-letter-to-batfe-about-80-99-lower
Ignore me.. Go to the other thread.. Nothing to see here. Move along.
There is a cat... wearing a headband... riding a unicorn... WITH A RAINBOW COMING OUT OF IT'S BUTT! That scores pretty big with me and he will definitely be getting business from me in the future.
mcantar18c
01-06-2015, 23:53
I saved the coloring book to my computer and am absolutely going to print it out tomorrow. I don't know what I'm going to do with it yet, but I'll find something.
I saved the coloring book to my computer and am absolutely going to print it out tomorrow. I don't know what I'm going to do with it yet, but I'll find something.
I added it to my collection of useful PDF's. This thing is hilarious.
I think the last few sentences are the best.
"To make things easier for you and your agents to understand, I have commissioned these concepts to be drawn in crayon. I have attached this drawing to this letter. You are welcome.
You block, you stone, you worse than senseless thing,
Dimitrios Karras
One of Your Restless Villagers
Semper Fi!"
Nothing like kicking the bear in the balls to get the day started.
Ranger353
01-07-2015, 11:31
Ya, he really is in a good position to throw rocks. He has nothing more they can do to him, and he has a solid case for the court appeal. I wish him well and hope that he not only wins, but gets paid back for the lost income and punitive damages on top.
buckshotbarlow
01-08-2015, 17:55
this was great...
I could be wrong, but I think the cat also has jazz-hands.
ROFL
mcantar18c
01-08-2015, 19:27
Nothing like kicking the bear in the balls to get the day started.
I was scrolling down the page and I caught this post out of the corner of my eye.
I definitely thought it said "licking the bear in the balls."
I definitely thought it said "licking the bear in the balls."Perhaps it's time for some spectacles?
mcantar18c
01-08-2015, 19:44
Perhaps it's time for some spectacles?
Beer goggles? I suppose it is about that time...
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