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Hotchef181818
01-06-2015, 19:39
Enjoy..

http://aresarmor.com/store/NewsArticle/atf_rul2015-1?utm_content=illkins09%40gmail.com&utm_source=VerticalResponse&utm_medium=Email&utm_term=Read%20the%20rest%20of%20the%20letter%20h ere&utm_campaign=ATF%20coloring%20bookcontent

wctriumph
01-06-2015, 19:53
That was pretty funny, I liked the coloring book.

I guess this guy is not concerned about poking the bear.

[Neene1]

HoneyBadger
01-06-2015, 20:01
That was enjoyable. Too bad it has a parody disclaimer at the bottom.

ETA:




I guess this guy is not concerned about poking the bear.



Well, he doesn't really have much to lose at this point...

driver
01-06-2015, 20:07
Thanks for posting this. :p

bobbyfairbanks
01-06-2015, 20:20
Made my day

Zundfolge
01-06-2015, 20:36
Everyone should print out the crayon drawings and put them on their fridge.

Rucker61
01-06-2015, 20:57
"Sorry about ruining your Black Panther party".

vossman
01-06-2015, 21:11
He spelt everything right too. I like that.

thvigil11
01-06-2015, 21:16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

roberth
01-06-2015, 21:18
That is pretty good. F Troop won't be pleased. :)

CareyH
01-06-2015, 21:26
I laughed so hard my wife came down stairs and asked if I was okay. I had tears in my eyes. That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

kidicarus13
01-06-2015, 22:25
I support Ares/Dimitri when I can. A lot of people/companies talk a big game but very few act on it. Good for him.

cfortune
01-06-2015, 22:38
There is a cat... wearing a headband... riding a unicorn... That scores pretty big with me and he will definitely be getting business from me in the future.

asmo
01-06-2015, 22:40
This guy has amazing sized balls. Everyone should read. The coloring book is awesome.

http://aresarmor.com/store/NewsArticle/atf_rul2015-1

The coloring book: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B99vEBRSpVxralZkNnlHOUFpeVk/view

00tec
01-06-2015, 22:41
https://www.ar-15.co/threads/144415-Ares-armor-letter-to-batfe-about-80-99-lower

asmo
01-06-2015, 22:57
Ignore me.. Go to the other thread.. Nothing to see here. Move along.

bryjcom
01-06-2015, 22:59
There is a cat... wearing a headband... riding a unicorn... WITH A RAINBOW COMING OUT OF IT'S BUTT! That scores pretty big with me and he will definitely be getting business from me in the future.

mcantar18c
01-06-2015, 23:53
I saved the coloring book to my computer and am absolutely going to print it out tomorrow. I don't know what I'm going to do with it yet, but I'll find something.

Guylee
01-07-2015, 00:11
I saved the coloring book to my computer and am absolutely going to print it out tomorrow. I don't know what I'm going to do with it yet, but I'll find something.

I added it to my collection of useful PDF's. This thing is hilarious.

bryjcom
01-07-2015, 00:23
I think the last few sentences are the best.


"To make things easier for you and your agents to understand, I have commissioned these concepts to be drawn in crayon. I have attached this drawing to this letter. You are welcome.


You block, you stone, you worse than senseless thing,


Dimitrios Karras
One of Your Restless Villagers
Semper Fi!"

Hound
01-07-2015, 10:49
Nothing like kicking the bear in the balls to get the day started.

Ranger353
01-07-2015, 11:31
Ya, he really is in a good position to throw rocks. He has nothing more they can do to him, and he has a solid case for the court appeal. I wish him well and hope that he not only wins, but gets paid back for the lost income and punitive damages on top.

buckshotbarlow
01-08-2015, 17:55
this was great...

brutal
01-08-2015, 18:00
I could be wrong, but I think the cat also has jazz-hands.

ROFL

mcantar18c
01-08-2015, 19:27
Nothing like kicking the bear in the balls to get the day started.
I was scrolling down the page and I caught this post out of the corner of my eye.
I definitely thought it said "licking the bear in the balls."

Gman
01-08-2015, 19:40
I definitely thought it said "licking the bear in the balls."Perhaps it's time for some spectacles?

mcantar18c
01-08-2015, 19:44
Perhaps it's time for some spectacles?
Beer goggles? I suppose it is about that time...