View Full Version : No snowmen!
GilpinGuy
01-16-2015, 23:02
NO FUN FOR YOU! (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/12/saudi-cleric-condemns-snowmen-fatwa-_n_6455138.html)
DUBAI (Reuters) - A prominent Saudi Arabian cleric has whipped up controversy by issuing a religious ruling forbidding the building of snowmen, described them as anti-Islamic.
Asked on a religious website if it was permissible for fathers to build snowmen for their children after a snowstorm in the country's north, Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid replied: "It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun."
Sheesh. What a buzz kill.
How about a snowoman beating the snot out of the cleric?
GilpinGuy
01-16-2015, 23:30
Maybe if they made a snowman with a suicide vest on it it would be ok?
So will facebook now censor pictures of snowmen so as to not piss them off or face an attack like the one in France?
Fentonite
01-16-2015, 23:39
Harry and Tango will be so disappointed.
http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/fentonite/a8384f0f52e999fdf480f15fb1549c9d.jpg
Sounds racist to me. It's because snowmen are white, isn't it?
GilpinGuy
01-16-2015, 23:48
They're all MEN too. I wonder what NOW thinks of that?
Harry and Tango will be so disappointed.
http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/fentonite/a8384f0f52e999fdf480f15fb1549c9d.jpg
Tat pic is classic. [LOL]
Great-Kazoo
01-17-2015, 00:19
Fuck them, slap on a vest and visit a few 14'ers.
Fuck them, slap on a vest and visit a few 14'ers.
And then?
Just curious.
BushMasterBoy
01-17-2015, 00:23
Musloids can eat yellow snow made by my dog...
Musloids can eat yellow snow made by my dog...
Damn, you're fast.
Great-Kazoo
01-17-2015, 00:26
And then?
Just curious.
Figure it out.
Figure it out.
Dun that. Just curios if I missed anything.
Great-Kazoo
01-17-2015, 00:37
Dun that. Just curios if I missed anything.
Not at all. I'm even happy to drive them anywhere they'd like. AFTER visiting like minded board members [AR15] hey guys line up for bayonet practice.
HoneyBadger
01-17-2015, 09:58
How about a snowWOMAN with a burqa and everything... Still not permitted?
Time to start making naked snowwomen and sending pics to this cleric...
ETA: or how about a snowGOAT? I bet this guy is really into that sort of thing...
Aloha_Shooter
01-17-2015, 10:15
http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snowmencalvinandhobbes.jpg
http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snowmenNightmares.jpg
http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/horror.jpg
http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/snowmanSLOWEDdownTraffic.jpg
Yeah, I bet it will be a cold day in hell when they outlaw slurpies[LOL]
JohnnyEgo
01-17-2015, 14:04
Not enough infidel in this thread. Bacon mouth, hotdog nose, and Easter Basket:
http://www.johnnyego.com/dump/snowman04.JPG
First thing I thought was is this really a problem? Lots of Arabs looking to build snowmen?
wctriumph
01-18-2015, 10:25
That guy sounds like an American democrat politician, always wanting to take something away from someone because they have a personal opinion that they think is they way it should be, doesn't matter what it is. Asshole.
GilpinGuy
01-18-2015, 14:14
First thing I thought was is this really a problem? Lots of Arabs looking to build snowmen?
It recently snowed over there due to global warming. Therefore, they took the rare opportunity to build the evil snowmen.
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