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ray1970
02-18-2015, 22:30
That's right.

Keep a close eye on those garden gnomes.

Seems the Gnome Liberation Front has been busy in Boulder.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/gnome-nabbed-from-boulder-property-couple-corresponds-with-thief
Irving
02-18-2015, 22:43
Reminds me of a certain guy who had his cowboy statue stolen and put up for ransom.
Ah Pook
02-18-2015, 23:20
My lawn jockey is missing. Where do I turn? The Lawn Jockey Liberation Front?
vossman
02-18-2015, 23:53
My wife put this hideous 5 ft tall gold colored Eiffel Tower out in our front yard. Wish these guys would come and take that.
jhood001
02-18-2015, 23:58
Viva la France!
boomerhc9
02-19-2015, 01:08
je suis garden gnome
BREATHER
02-19-2015, 05:08
Lawn jockeys is racist doncha know
sniper7
02-19-2015, 08:08
Arm the gnomes!
StagLefty
02-19-2015, 08:21
Lawn jockeys is racist doncha know

Only if you say "gnomie" [Beer]
Dave_L
02-19-2015, 09:03
Reminds me of a certain guy who had his cowboy statue stolen and put up for ransom.

[ROFL1]
kwando
02-19-2015, 09:06
Reminds me of a certain guy who had his cowboy statue stolen and put up for ransom.

LOL only a small group will get this
Zundfolge
02-19-2015, 09:16
So now would be a good time to brainstorm on some non-lethal garden gnome booby trap ideas. :D
Aloha_Shooter
02-19-2015, 09:49
So now would be a good time to brainstorm on some non-lethal garden gnome booby trap ideas. :D

Attach bottom of gnome with a cable to a microswitch that would activate waterjets aimed at the area of the gnome and the most probable exit path. Miscreant pulls gnome and is promptly blasted by jets of ice-cold water.

Paint the surface of the gnome with chili oil. Miscreant pulls gnome, gets chili oil on hands and suffers the consequences the next time he touches his face near his eyes or mouth.
TFOGGER
02-19-2015, 10:24
Paint the surface of the gnome with chili oil. Miscreant pulls gnome, gets chili oil on hands and suffers the consequences the next time he touches his face near his eyes or mouth.

...or takes a leak. [ROFL1]
HoneyBadger
02-19-2015, 10:25
Paint the surface of the gnome with chili oil. Miscreant pulls gnome, gets chili oil on hands and suffers the consequences the next time he touches his face near his eyes or mouth.

Ha! We put chili oil on a friend's doorknob when we lived in the dorms... then his girlfriend was the first one to touch the doorknob...



[Eek1]
asmo
02-19-2015, 10:31
*gnome comment*
HoneyBadger
02-19-2015, 10:36
*gnome comment*

I was wondering when you'd chime in!