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Jer
07-20-2009, 23:56
Cause I'm new here. Anyone care? [Swim]
Marlin
07-21-2009, 03:38
Welcome
68Charger
07-21-2009, 10:29
I read alot of them- so let us know a bit about yourself... you can go back and find my original post where I introduced myself & provided a bio...

nothin fancy, but some introductions have been very entertaining... [ROFL1]

regardless, welcome to the board..
Jer
07-21-2009, 10:45
Wow.. people do read them!

Well, My name is Jer (as you may have noticed) and I enjoy long walks on the beach, quiet dinners by candlelight and relaxing to MC Hammer on a warm summer night. I like to threaten people with firearms in hopes that someday someone who matters will see me and offer me lots of money to be a contract killer as I think I would be good at that... but more low key than my current plan of attack of course. I have a hot ass wife and that's my only real claim to fame.

Yea me!

...how's that?
Jeff350
07-21-2009, 10:52
...I have a hot ass wife and that's my only real claim to fame.


Pics or it didn't happen! Haha just kidding, welcome to the board.
Batteriesnare
07-21-2009, 10:57
Pics or it didn't happen!

Nice. [ROFL1] Welcome to the forum!
Jer
07-21-2009, 11:16
Pics or it didn't happen! Haha just kidding, welcome to the board.

I did post a pic. (see avatar)
RRD3
07-21-2009, 11:38
Nope... never read this part of the forum. [ROFL1]


Welcome aboard [Beer]
Delfuego
07-21-2009, 12:03
I like this guy!!!

Don't even try to take my assassin's job though.
In this economy I would have to come looking for you![UZI]
GhostRider
07-21-2009, 13:54
Ur alright bud, welcome to the board[ROFL1]
Irish
07-21-2009, 14:19
Welcome
Jer
07-21-2009, 14:54
Thanks everyone! I feel at home already.

Delfuego: You betta watch out because this is a free market (accept for everything 'Da Gubmnet' controls) and I'm going to offer discount pricing to attract business. Maybe some Buy one Get one type deals or refer a friend or push, pull or drag sales. Who knows. I'm inventive like that and we all know that this sort of shenanigans attracts the average stupid citizen so I'm thinking Walmart type domination. I'm going to be big. [ROFL3]
gnihcraes
07-21-2009, 20:32
I read um, but usually don't comment much... :) welcome.
Dr_Fwd
07-21-2009, 20:51
OK, I'll be first - Your wife IS hot! [Tooth]



...and welcome!
68Charger
07-22-2009, 09:33
Maybe some Buy one Get one type deals or refer a friend or push, pull or drag sales. Who knows. I'm inventive like that and we all know that this sort of shenanigans attracts the average stupid citizen so I'm thinking Walmart type domination. I'm going to be big. [ROFL3]


Now that's funny.. especially like the image a "push, pull or drag sale" conjours up...
hobowh
07-22-2009, 20:02
just starting out you might not want to go to far with the discounts, maybe buy 2 get on free. Welcome to the forum

Yup definitly hot.
Jer
07-22-2009, 20:20
just starting out you might not want to go to far with the discounts, maybe buy 2 get on free. Welcome to the forum

Yup definitly hot.

I need to break into a saturated market though so I gotta have a gimmick. It's either that or a make up a bunch of rubber Livestrong-like rubber bracelets to leave on victims as a calling card with something like 'Die quiet' or 'Boom Headshot' or something like that. Dunno, I'll have to put my marketing team to work on it.
theGinsue
07-23-2009, 11:41
Wow.. people do read them!

have a hot ass wife and that's my only real claim to fame.



Great intro. Oh yeah, we read 'em. From your avatar I was sorta hoping that it was a pic of you (we need more ladies on this site - too much testosterone flowing here), but by your comment about having a hot wife cleared that up. Word of caution: Don't bring your wife around any of these guys - we're all perverts (No, that's not what I meant to say...What I meant to say was if you let your wife shoot an AR you'll have to split your firearm/ammo allowance 50/50 with her as she'll want one too!).


I did post a pic. (see avatar)

WOW! and DAMN! (talking to self: behave, behave, behave!)

Welcome.
Mtn.man
07-24-2009, 08:45
I kaint reed, i jus looks at the pitures.


Welcome I have a hot ass wife too but don't let her know I said so.
AUSyTyIN
07-31-2009, 14:29
Little belated, but welcome mang! At least there's two of us here who know the pain that is SyTy ownership!

(and you guys are missing out on the better pics of his wife...[Beer])