View Full Version : Sat next to Diana DeGette for 3 hours
Stuck on a flight to DC today, and Rep DeGette was my seat mate. Took everything I could not to spend the entire flight berating her for being an idiot.
She's the one that said mags are used up once you shoot them.
RCCrawler
02-23-2015, 21:46
So did you talk to her or mention anything, or just sit there stewing about it.
I acknowledged her, but didn't want to have TSA pull me off the flight or meet me when we landed. She was absolutely everything you think of from an entitled liberal.
She spent the flight reading the New Yorker, writing emails about how sad it is that Jon Stewart is off the air ("he was like Walter Kronkite ")..
I would have sat there reading the latest issue of "Guns & Ammo". Maybe browse the latest issue of "Shotgun News" or something. Hopefully wearing my "Free Colorado" t-shirt.
BPTactical
02-23-2015, 22:47
I would have done everything in my power to rip ass. Even if I had to shit myself.
I would find great pleasure in her discomfort.
[ROFL1]
Can't top this ^^^^^^
HoneyBadger
02-23-2015, 22:52
I would have done everything in my power to rip ass. Even if I had to shit myself.
This made me laugh so loud that Mrs. HB yelled at me for almost waking up HB Jr. [LOL]
Title should read "shat myself next to Diana degette"
boomerhc9
02-23-2015, 23:30
I would have ripped ass next to her, unzipped and wafted it toward her, and flicked boogers at her the whole flight.
"Excuse me, are you that idiot Congresswoman that doesn't know how an ammunition magazine works and wants to ban them so they'll get all used up?"
[ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
THAT right there is why I always carry a couple American Rifleman magazines in my backpack.
Great-Kazoo
02-24-2015, 00:19
I acknowledged her, but didn't want to have TSA pull me off the flight or meet me when we landed. She was absolutely everything you think of from an entitled liberal.
She spent the flight reading the New Yorker, writing emails about how sad it is that Jon Stewart is off the air ("he was like Walter Kronkite ")..
A wise decision. We all know how she'd play the media, while you're still under detention.
buffalobo
02-24-2015, 06:28
I would tell her "I love a captive audience". Promptly fall asleep and snore like a boss. Wake up just before landing and give my opinion of her position on RKBA as we gather our stuff to deplane(hopefully rest of passengers don't open door and throw me into wild blue yonder for snoring) Polite and courteous but direct.
Bailey Guns
02-24-2015, 06:43
Be as rude to her, or as polite to her, as you care to be. Nothing will change her mind on the issue. She is convinced of her superior moral position.
I applaud your self control. I'm pretty sure I'd have had a muscle spasm that coincidentally resulted in a knife hand strike to the throat....
You wasted a opportunity.
Respect the office and shake her hand.
http://youtu.be/UuDQbDdrRO8
Knew that ^^ was coming. Well played.
Bitter Clinger
02-24-2015, 09:39
I would have done everything in my power to rip ass. Even if I had to shit myself.
I would find great pleasure in her discomfort.
You owe me a new monitor....
I dont think I would have been as polite. I wouldn't have been straight rude to her but I would have definitely had fun with her ignorance and arrogance. Sarcasm would have reached peak levels.
Aloha_Shooter
02-24-2015, 11:21
You poor guy. I guess I have a different take from the others -- I'd wouldn't have been deliberately rude or offensive, instead I'd have acted like I didn't know who she was or wasn't paying attention to her and gone about my business. Said business being getting on the cell phone (while it was legal) to talk to friends about how the stupidity and dishonesty is hurting progressives ("like that idiot from Denver who didn't know how ammunition or magazines work, what was his or her name?", "can you believe the morons who want women to pee on themselves instead of protecting themselves from rape?", etc.). When you had to turn off the cell phone, you could dig out a scratch pad and start (again, ignoring her presence) drawing out the stupidities and lies in the anti-gun campaigns or hard points the anti-gunners would have to refute like how the KKK was in favor of gun control to keep African-Americans subdued.
It's either that or fake having Parkinson's so you could dump your drink all over her ...
It's either that or fake having Parkinson's so you could dump your drink all over her ...
Two words: Tourette's Syndrome...[ROFL1]
You guys aren't thinking outside the box! Eyes on the prize!
Covertly turn on the recorder and pretend to be a chinese businessman that becomes interested in donating US 5 million equivalent to her campaign if she agrees to pass legislation to make it easier to sell your sex toys in Cololado.
I like where you're going with this.
You poor guy. I guess I have a different take from the others -- I'd wouldn't have been deliberately rude or offensive, instead I'd have acted like I didn't know who she was or wasn't paying attention to her and gone about my business. Said business being getting on the cell phone (while it was legal) to talk to friends about how the stupidity and dishonesty is hurting progressives ("like that idiot from Denver who didn't know how ammunition or magazines work, what was his or her name?", "can you believe the morons who want women to pee on themselves instead of protecting themselves from rape?", etc.). When you had to turn off the cell phone, you could dig out a scratch pad and start (again, ignoring her presence) drawing out the stupidities and lies in the anti-gun campaigns or hard points the anti-gunners would have to refute like how the KKK was in favor of gun control to keep African-Americans subdued.
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This.. I was obviously not thinking. I love it.
I wouldn't have recognized her.
mindfold
02-24-2015, 16:24
I wouldn't have recognized her.
Every time she came on the television I had to turn it off or leave the room. I didn't want to throw something at it.
And you couldn't squeeze a fart or 3? Man Up. we have the Gas.
Colorado biatch reading New Porker magazine, all you need to know. OMG. Any guesses as to her dreams for Colorado?
KestrelBike
02-26-2015, 18:33
[ROFL1]
Can't top this ^^^^^^
Single-handedly made my night LOL!!!
Zundfolge
02-26-2015, 19:36
Well I'm glad it wasn't me seated next to her. Doubt I could have been polite.
https://i.imgflip.com/i6bt7.jpg (https://imgflip.com/i/i6bt7)
I was telling my dad about this and he said, "How did he keep from killing himself?"
wctriumph
02-26-2015, 21:11
I doubt I would have recognized the Can't Understand Normal Thinking person that she is.
I have to ask, first class or coach?
.455_Hunter
03-02-2015, 17:40
I understand.
I sat next to ex-Gov. Ritter for a flight to DC. He was at least pleasant, and did not come across as a smug progressive- even if he is one.
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