So what are some of the craziest women you have dated?

[SG1]

Any stories? The more details the better.



Well I dated a kinky nurse who had been married 5 times who was 48 (Not a day over 30 and like Jennifer Lawarece meets Stiflers Mom )and needed help bring a few fantasies to life, then she gave me the cold shoulder which I took as I am done with you,to which I started dating a Lawyer ( who was like 40 but looked 20, I am 24 BTW) and then she sneaks into my house ( I live at home btw) into my room. I am coming back with the lawyer. I enter into the room and she is all loving and playful, then the lawyer comes in to view and she is beyond pissed...

She then tries to straggle me, then her and the lawyer are just beating the shit out each other, then the lawyer aka Alice bails thinking I bailed a 3 way/cheating on her as Jenn the nurse is making up flat out lies...

Then she follows around for like 6 months before she vanishes then as of last week she is texting me..

Anyone have any other stories of women as crazy if not crazier? Why is it the hotter they are the crazier they are?

[Great-Kazoo]

Any stories? The more details the better.

You seem to have omitted your experience[s]. Might as well be peeking over the curtain at Kitty's

[BushMasterBoy]

Just have the doctor burn off the warts with a laser...

[Irving]

All of them? End thread.

[Rooskibar03]

Always wanted to date a red head. They are always a little crazy.

[Great-Kazoo]

Still waiting on the OP

[crays]

Always wanted to date a red head. They are always a little crazy.
But fun.

[baglock1]

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

While waiting on the OP, I'll throw out a teaser. I was dating a girl that liked the get freaky out in the desert (I lived in AZ at the time) and also liked a little light BDSM action. I think she was a little out of my league at the time but it was fun as hell.

[SG1]

You seem to have omitted your experience[s]. Might as well be peeking over the curtain at Kitty's


Well I dated a kinky nurse who had been married 5 times who was 48 (Not a day over 30 and like Jennifer Lawarece meets Stiflers Mom )and needed help bring a few fantasies to life, then she gave me the cold shoulder which I took as I am done with you,to which I started dating a Lawyer ( who was like 40 but looked 20, I am 24 BTW) and then she sneaks into my house ( I live at home btw) into my room. I am coming back with the lawyer. I enter into the room and she is all loving and playful, then the lawyer comes in to view and she is beyond pissed...

She then tries to straggle me, then her and the lawyer are just beating the shit out each other, then the lawyer aka Alice bails thinking I bailed a 3 way/cheating on her as Jenn the nurse is making up flat out lies...

Then she follows around for like 6 months before she vanishes then as of last week she is texting me..

Anyone have any other stories of women as crazy if not crazier? Why is it the hotter they are the crazier they are?

[Irving]

Anyone have any other stories of women as crazy if not crazier? Why is it the hotter they are the crazier they are?

Because they have ZERO idea what a relationship actually is, or is supposed to be. You need to bail on that shit immediately by the way.

[Spdu4ia]

Used to think they were all crazy but the rational though is its probably me. I'm ok with it.... Carry on

[encorehunter]

Some things are best left unremembered...

[sniper7]

If I posted about her, she would probably find out and then find me. It was a fun time though

[ruthabagah]

I dated French, Spanish, italian, german, british, Danes, Canadian and American women....Craziest? Canadian by far. Brits and french are the most normal ones. German are boring. Spaniard and italian do not deserve the hype.....

[Slapps74]

Dated a Puerto Rican woman who talked like Rosie Perez. That woman was CRAZY! Italian women DO deserve the hype. Most of my family is full blooded Italian and trust me they are nuts trust me

[Graves]

Too. Many.

[Firehaus]

Sure it's a repost, but never gets old!

Never date a redhead named Tiffany!

http://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

Too many crazy women stories. I had a good run...


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[Duman]

Some stories are best told with a few beers, and no written record.

[Sawin]

Some stories are best told with a few beers, and no written record.
^^ this.

plus, In the off-chance I ever run for public office, I don't want such stories floating around the web.

[hurley842002]

I dated French, Spanish, italian, german, british, Danes, Canadian and American women....Craziest? Canadian by far. Brits and french are the most normal ones. German are boring. Spaniard and italian do not deserve the hype.....
I have to ask, have you guys actually dated women straight from these various countries, or said women just claimed these places as their heritage? Big difference, and if said women actually are from these places, you guys are a lot more "well traveled" than I, props....

[theGinsue]

Most of my family is full blooded Italian and trust me they are nuts trust me

But, ah, just for clarification, you never actually dated them did you [please say no, please say no]


Some stories are best told with a few beers, and no written record.

another +1 for this. But, I've got some memories.........

[JohnnyEgo]

I dated, then married, a professional ballerina. It was not as great in reality as in fantasy. On the plus side, she was bendy and comfortable with nudity. On the minus side, she had horrible feet, and essentially spent 14 hours a day working out and starving herself, all while in the company of other like-minded masochists. So in the life-advice column, I would not recommend making major life decisions on the capricious whims of a starving artist. Also, ballerinas are bitches.

I also dated a pediatrician when I was in college. The experience in-and-of-itself was not something particularly remarkable, but the lollipops after orgasm were a nice touch on her part.

[Firehaus]

^lol! Sounds like we need beer involved to share these stories.



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[Great-Kazoo]

I have to ask, have you guys actually dated women straight from these various countries, or said women just claimed these places as their heritage? Big difference, and if said women actually are from these places, you guys are a lot more "well traveled" than I, props....

Where we grew up, it was 1st - 3rd gen old world family's. I couldn't deal with the drama of living / marrying another EyetY. So i married a german / norweigan. What a mistake... should have stayed in an italian one they're less temperamental.

[wctriumph]

I dated this chick I met in the desert while dirt riding. She was in the camp next to ours and turned out she lived only 10 minutes from me. We hooked up and after about two weeks she let me meet the family and right away started trying to get me to beat up her older brother. She would say the strangest stuff to try and get me mad and fight her brother. I asked him what was up with that and he told me she does that with all the guys she dates and that she had been committed to the local hospital and released just a week before I met her, she was supposed to be cured. She wasn't and when I broke it off the next week she would drive by my place and honk the horn until I came out and she would scream all kinds of obscenities at me. Then she hooked up with a friend of mine and when he found out about her and broke it off, she torched his motorhome in the middle of the night. Never saw her again after that.

Ok, thats it.

[nogaroheli]

Sure it's a repost, but never gets old!

Never date a redhead named Tiffany!

http://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

Too many crazy women stories. I had a good run...


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Lol! I dated a redhead named Tiffany! It was a complete mistake.

[buffalobo]

A jealous Latina named Soria from Costa Rica. Most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Absolutely bat shit crazy jealous.

She thought I was seeing another girl on the side. Broke into my apt one night and stabbed me as I came through the door after work.

[TFOGGER]

I married the craziest woman I ever dated. 14 years and counting. Irish redhead with a temper like crystallized dynamite.

[cstone]

I married the craziest woman I ever dated. 14 years and counting. Irish redhead with a temper like crystallized dynamite.

Thank you.

The craziest woman I know is the one that would marry me. 25 years and counting [Coffee]

[ChadAmberg]

Always wanted to date a red head. They are always a little crazy.

It depends. Some are "batshit-i wanna try lesbian-look what i got pierced/tatted today-look what i stole from the courthouse-always drive twice the speed limit" crazy. That's probably most. But the others are the most stable, level headed, rational ones you'll ever find.


I only dated the first type.

[Slapps74]

A jealous Latina named Soria from Costa Rica. Most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Absolutely bat shit crazy jealous.

She thought I was seeing another girl on the side. Broke into my apt one night and stabbed me as I came through the door after work.


^^^^^ BULL SHIT! you gave her a key. Ha!!!

[jerrymrc]

I have to ask, have you guys actually dated women straight from these various countries, or said women just claimed these places as their heritage? Big difference, and if said women actually are from these places, you guys are a lot more "well traveled" than I, props....

Belgian, French, Dutch, German, Puerto Rican and American. Have to agree with Slapps74 about PR. A total frigging light switch. As said some good and bad memories.[Flower]

[Hound]

You too? I thought I was the only one. Only difference is its been 21 years and her hair was a redish auburn. I would not trade her for the world.....on most days.


I married the craziest woman I ever dated. 14 years and counting. Irish redhead with a temper like crystallized dynamite.

[Firehaus]

I'm seeing a trend of who's wives read this forum...jk. Lol!


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[SuperiorDG]

I currently have a new and on going situation. I don't know if she is crazy or just a freak, but I need to know for sure. She's keeps telling me she likes dominate men. No wishy washy BS with her, she can't stand me asking her what we are doing. That's my job. It's funny how she reacts to being told what to do, she loves it. Her favorite saying is "as u wish." She suggested I shave my beard off for the summer and I in return said if she lets me shave her first. Her response, "as u wish." Be careful who you make a deal with right? To be continued.

[Great-Kazoo]

I currently have a new and on going situation. I don't know if she is crazy or just a freak, but I need to know for sure. She's keeps telling me she likes dominate men. No wishy washy BS with her, she can't stand me asking her what we are doing. That's my job. It's funny how she reacts to being told what to do, she loves it. Her favorite saying is "as u wish." She suggested I shave my beard off for the summer and I in return said if she lets me shave her first. Her response, "as u wish." Be careful who you make a deal with right? To be continued.

She's the one selling that Tavor !.

[Monky]

Yeah.. I wouldn't know where to begin with the stories..


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[ruthabagah]

She's the one selling that Tavor !.

LOSHIDMBAMSFO.

[Ah Pook]

Had a real weird patch, for about three years, many moons ago. Girl I dated "attempted" suicide and had a friend call with the details. She got a rude awakening when I walked into the hospital room and told her we were done. Turns out, she had about twenty "attempted" suicides under her belt with other BFs. Never looked back. BTW she was a red head.

I won't get into the first wife.

Thanks, OP, for bringing back the repressed memories. [013]

[blacklabel]

I had an ex beg me not to leave her after I admitted to cheating on her. I was too stupid to see the crazy signs and stayed with her another 4 years.

[SuperiorDG]

She's the one selling that Tavor !.

This tread could get really interesting.

[Goodburbon]

One beat herself silly with the shower head one day while I was at work. Called me crying and sounding very pathetic saying that she'd fallen in the shower.

I rushed home and rushed her to the hospital where they proceeded to eye me like...a wife beater. Some time later She later confessed to me about the shower head.

She'd get drunk and get violent for no reason. Once we went to a party and I had too much to drive. She drove home. about 7 miles from the house she asked if we could go to wal-mart. I hesitated then said "sure". She said " FINE" pulled over, got out, and started walking. I gave chase trying to convince her to return. things got ugly and I wound up with a sore jaw. I just wanted her to drive me home.

Woke up one night to her strangling me.


Crazy enough for ya?

[SG1]

I dated, then married, a professional ballerina. It was not as great in reality as in fantasy. On the plus side, she was bendy and comfortable with nudity. On the minus side, she had horrible feet, and essentially spent 14 hours a day working out and starving herself, all while in the company of other like-minded masochists. So in the life-advice column, I would not recommend making major life decisions on the capricious whims of a starving artist. Also, ballerinas are bitches.

I also dated a pediatrician when I was in college. The experience in-and-of-itself was not something particularly remarkable, but the lollipops after orgasm were a nice touch on her part.

She would give a lollipop after sex? Nice...What did these two women look like?

[20X11]

Yo Mama? [ROFL3][Beer]

[Great-Kazoo]

She would give a lollipop after sex? Nice...What did these two women look like?

If i were you , i'd focus on your women issues.

[SideShow Bob]

My two Exes that don't live in Texas.

[th3w01f]

One beat herself silly with the shower head one day while I was at work. Called me crying and sounding very pathetic saying that she'd fallen in the shower.

I rushed home and rushed her to the hospital where they proceeded to eye me like...a wife beater. Some time later She later confessed to me about the shower head.

She'd get drunk and get violent for no reason. Once we went to a party and I had too much to drive. She drove home. about 7 miles from the house she asked if we could go to wal-mart. I hesitated then said "sure". She said " FINE" pulled over, got out, and started walking. I gave chase trying to convince her to return. things got ugly and I wound up with a sore jaw. I just wanted her to drive me home.

Woke up one night to her strangling me.


Crazy enough for ya?

LOL, I've been through almost all of that but in a different order.

[JohnnyEgo]

She would give a lollipop after sex? Nice...What did these two women look like?

Hot enough. The ballerina was famous enough in her sphere to be Google-able, but I am sure the last thing she'd appreciate is me sending more internet stalkers her way.

I gave you my advice in your own thread, as Jim mentioned, but I am going to give you some extra advice here, just for my peace of mind.
Don't turn into one of those guys who pines over the fact that all the 'hotties' say they want nice guys (you), but choose the bad ones. Nobody likes a martyr.
It is my hope that you don't turn into an anecdote on the "Craziest Men Who've Ever Stalked You" thread on the Colorado Women with Protection Orders forum.

[Great-Kazoo]

We could have ended this thread if the 1st reply would have asked. Define Crazy?

[SG1]

Hot enough. The ballerina was famous enough in her sphere to be Google-able, but I am sure the last thing she'd appreciate is me sending more internet stalkers her way.

I gave you my advice in your own thread, as Jim mentioned, but I am going to give you some extra advice here, just for my peace of mind.
Don't turn into one of those guys who pines over the fact that all the 'hotties' say they want nice guys (you), but choose the bad ones. Nobody likes a martyr.
It is my hope that you don't turn into an anecdote on the "Craziest Men Who've Ever Stalked You" thread on the Colorado Women with Protection Orders forum.

Yeah I ditched the nice guy bit when I was 18, got old fast..

[cstone]

Yeah I ditched the nice guy bit when I was 18, got old fast..

If being a nice guy is a bit... you aren't a nice guy.

Living with someone, when you don't have to, for the rest of your life, has a way of stripping your bullshit. Most bullshit gets old real fast.

[spqrzilla]

They are all crazy, sooner or later.

[Joe_K]

^^^^^^^^^^
This!!

[SG1]

If being a nice guy is a bit... you aren't a nice guy.

Living with someone, when you don't have to, for the rest of your life, has a way of stripping your bullshit. Most bullshit gets old real fast.
'Not, bit but just being a do anything for anyone type of guy, when you help everyone and no one helps you back you start to notice what a scam it is.

So true about it getting old fast, I think the more of it their is the faster it gets old.

[mcantar18c]

My ex fiance turned into an internet pornstar, and is now a nanny.

[Bmac]

My ex fiance turned into an internet pornstar, and is now a nanny.


HAHAHAHA! That sound a lot like my life with women!

[Graves]

HAHAHAHA! That sound a lot like my life with women!

Same. Almost exactly.
Having learned the hard way how to spot a thing or two here and there, I managed to find me a good one this time!

[al_g]

Hottest chick I ever dated was a crazy redhead. She was a cutter and had a cleanup kit in her bathroom. Has addiction issues with drugs and alcohol. A cheater and at the time unable to commit. But wow what a freak, outfits that were incredible for both out in public and at home. Best line I ever hear heard from her was "fuck me, so you can fuck her".

Most of the time I don't miss the craziness but every once in a while I feel to vanilla.

[cstone]

Dear Penthouse,

This kind of thing has never happened to me before...

Such an open and willing to share group.[facepalm]

Please be mindful that this is a family friendly forum, and while we often try to be as open and tolerant of member speech; some of the posts shared have been rather explicit and may be pushing the boundaries. I am not singling anyone out, however, if you couldn't say it in front of your significant other's parents, perhaps it isn't appropriate here. For those members who have a need to share some outstanding and thought provoking experience in response to the OP, please take this opportunity to be creative and use more appropriate vocabulary.

Your assistance in keeping the board clean is appreciated. [Flower]

[thvigil11]

Many moons ago I lived in Las Vegas, NM. Dated a nice looking girl. After a week I'd pieced together a good part of her past, except for the last 6 months.(some messed up stuff, but nothing a lot of us haven't dealt with) So I asked her up front what she'd been up to and what brought her to Vegas. A long pause later she says she had a breakdown event and been committed. Got out 2 days before we met and decided to enroll in school. (Note: The State of NM Mental Hospital is located in Las Vegas, NM) Well, I says, at least this one's got papers proving she's insane. A big step up from my previous GF's. Things go OK for another couple days, then she goes AWOL. Couple days later she's picked up robbing a store in Texas, babbling about the voices in her head. Went out to check on her, she had no memory of me at all. I took this as my cue. Nice girl, but batshit crazy. One of the weirder 2 weeks of my life.

[SG1]

My ex fiance turned into an internet pornstar, and is now a nanny.

Really? Do you have anything to do with that? How did she become a nanny afterwards?

What is her name?

[SG1]

Many moons ago I lived in Las Vegas, NM. Dated a nice looking girl. After a week I'd pieced together a good part of her past, except for the last 6 months.(some messed up stuff, but nothing a lot of us haven't dealt with) So I asked her up front what she'd been up to and what brought her to Vegas. A long pause later she says she had a breakdown event and been committed. Got out 2 days before we met and decided to enroll in school. (Note: The State of NM Mental Hospital is located in Las Vegas, NM) Well, I says, at least this one's got papers proving she's insane. A big step up from my previous GF's. Things go OK for another couple days, then she goes AWOL. Couple days later she's picked up robbing a store in Texas, babbling about the voices in her head. Went out to check on her, she had no memory of me at all. I took this as my cue. Nice girl, but batshit crazy. One of the weirder 2 weeks of my life.

I once slept with a women over the course of 2 months, never record of me either, but then again I think she was married and did not want to "remember".

[SG1]

Dear Penthouse,

This kind of thing has never happened to me before...

Such an open and willing to share group.[facepalm]

Understood...

Please be mindful that this is a family friendly forum, and while we often try to be as open and tolerant of member speech; some of the posts shared have been rather explicit and may be pushing the boundaries. I am not singling anyone out, however, if you couldn't say it in front of your significant other's parents, perhaps it isn't appropriate here. For those members who have a need to share some outstanding and thought provoking experience in response to the OP, please take this opportunity to be creative and use more appropriate vocabulary.

Your assistance in keeping the board clean is appreciated. [Flower]

[SG1]

HAHAHAHA! That sound a lot like my life with women!


Same. Almost exactly.
Having learned the hard way how to spot a thing or two here and there, I managed to find me a good one this time!

Is there something in the water over there?

[mcantar18c]

Really? Do you have anything to do with that? How did she become a nanny afterwards?

What is her name?
Yes. Probably. I have no idea, I haven't had any direct contact with her in years.

Why?

[Monky]

Yes. Probably. I have no idea, I haven't had any direct contact with her in years.

Why?

Because they want to see if she's hot.. duh.

[Graves]

Is there something in the water over there?

Yep. It makes the smokin' hot ones batshit crazy.

[Great-Kazoo]

Because they want to see if she's hot.. duh.

Mmm where did i put those this chick's a thief pics.

[Slapps74]

I have dated Italian women and no none of them were related to me. Ha

[Trout Hunter]

Craziest of all of them started telling me she was a cutter and when I told her I would've noticed she told me I wouldn't since she cuts her hooha.......I decided I was done. That's top shelf bat shit crazy in my opinion.

[Firehaus]

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[blacklabel]

How is SG1s title still "Paper Hunter"?

[mcantar18c]

How is SG1s title still "Paper Hunter"?
Because this is a family-friendly forum.

[Irving]

I've encountered crazy women, but never dated any. My wife is the most "crazy" I guess, but only normal crazy.

[blacklabel]

Because this is a family-friendly forum.
Fair point.

[Monky]

Mmm where did i put those this chick's a thief pics.


I think I have that link somewhere..

[drift_g35]

This woman stole my car, told a cop it was hers, and that I stole it, I get woken up at 2am by police knocking on my door asking what was going on. They didnt think it was funny when I showed them my license which matched the registration of the car.

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/story/28742645/courtney-griffin

Now people trust her to bring them the news....

[Martinjmpr]

When I was stationed in Washington (Fort Lewis) I dated a Filipina named Josie. Gorgeous and sexy in the way only a Pinay is. Sweet as can be when she was sober and awesome in the sack but she was a pretty serious alcoholic and an angry drunk.

She got into the habit of calling my commander's office (she got the number by working her way through the post locator) and saying she was my wife and I had deserted her.

A few months after we started dating I ended up getting order to Korea, and while I was there she would call me up, drunk, accusing me of cheating on her. She would also call my commander saying she was my wife which led to some puzzled questioning from my platoon sergeant who said "I thought you were single but a woman who claims to be your wife called the commander and said she hasn't heard from you in weeks?"

After the 3rd or 4th time this happened I told her it was over and to stop calling me. Her response was to cut up all the pictures she had of the two of us, mail them to me along with a letter saying "you will pay!"

I have to say I was kind of glad there was an ocean between us.

[Ranger353]

Wow! I just want to say "thanks" to all of you for making me feel:
a) Semi-normal
b) Not that unlucky after all

For the record, in case my wife ever reads this thread, she is not that crazy. Er, not really crazy? Whatever, you get the point. Second, I am very grateful.

Nuff said, out.

[Firehaus]

This woman stole my car, told a cop it was hers, and that I stole it, I get woken up at 2am by police knocking on my door asking what was going on. They didnt think it was funny when I showed them my license which matched the registration of the car.

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/story/28742645/courtney-griffin

Now people trust her to bring them the news....

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[DonnyCommo]

Asian women. I've never had a single good experience with any of the two Asians I've met. Batshit crazy...


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[Aardvark]

Craziest...any woman that dates me has to be crazy to begin with. Sidenote: if y'all haven't seen the movie, "Gone Girl", watch it, then think about the crazy going on out there. That movie scares the heck outta me.

[Circuits]

We all crazy.

Women/Wymmin just crazier than most.

In the end it doesn't matter what you espouse or believe, just where you settle, if you settle.

[SuperiorDG]

This is some funny stuff for Friday.

http://www.theonion.com/article/totally-hot-chick-also-way-psycho-684