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SG1
05-24-2015, 20:42
Any advice on what to do and not to do?

I would ask my dad but seeing how he ran away for 10 years, had a stroke and languish in the hospital before dying on Christmas eve I did not have the chance to ask him.

Thank you, I figure I would ask people with experience.

20X11
05-24-2015, 20:46
A. DO NOT marry them
B. DO Treat them like the goddesses they are.

KS63
05-24-2015, 20:48
Oh, boy. This thread has potential. Subscribed.

flogger
05-24-2015, 20:51
Que the 'hot/crazy matrix' link.

GunsRBadMMMMKay
05-24-2015, 20:54
"Can I ask some advice from you guys when it comes to women?"
I wouldn't...............

Walker2970
05-24-2015, 20:58
All Females are crazy you just have to find one with the right amount of crazy you can live with

Rooskibar03
05-24-2015, 20:58
My advice, move. Lord knows you won't find a decent one in Vegas.

HBARleatherneck
05-24-2015, 20:58
is this Ronins troll account?

dear diary....

gnihcraes
05-24-2015, 21:10
Go for smarter than prettier.

Do Not Marry.

Great-Kazoo
05-24-2015, 21:11
Put all women on a pedestal , Especially if they're not wearing undergarments.

Fentonite
05-24-2015, 21:12
is this Ronins troll account?

dear diary....

Oh crap [LOL]

Firehaus
05-24-2015, 21:12
Put all women on a pedestal , Especially if they're not wearing undergarments.

...and a pedestal only high enough to look up their skirt...


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TFOGGER
05-24-2015, 21:33
Find a woman you can have a conversation with. After you've exhausted lust (even temporarily), you'll want to have something else to do.


No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of putting up with her shit.

theGinsue
05-24-2015, 21:44
Henry, you'll get a lot of total joking responses, even more semi-serious responses, and just maybe a few sincere responses. Be ready for all of them. Hopefully no (hear me well folks) outage inappropriate responses.

If you're comfortable with that, ask away.

sniper7
05-24-2015, 22:05
Just remember the last few pumps it doesn't matter how hot they are, it all feels the same....and there is 99.99999% correlation between hotness and craziness.
these are words I remember that keep me loyal.

find someone who is a good friend, you can see a future with, and the rest falls into place.

HoneyBadger
05-24-2015, 22:23
[Pop]


I've only been married for 5 years, so I'll let the older guys chime in with their wisdom.

Honestly, if nothing else, make sure you agree on religion, politics, finances, and child-raising. Just about everything else is small stuff and I wouldn't sweat it.

Firehaus
05-24-2015, 22:38
[Pop]


I've only been married for 5 years, so I'll let the older guys chime in with their wisdom.

Honestly, if nothing else, make sure you agree on religion, politics, finances, and child-raising. Just about everything else is small stuff and I wouldn't sweat it.

This, marry your best friend. Hopefully she's hot too and not crazy.

In the other thread I posted a video watch it. You looking for a unicorn.


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TheGrey
05-24-2015, 22:41
Got any specific questions? 'What to do' and 'what not to do' are very general...

...or if you're looking for responses from XY chromosome carriers only, I can remain silent. ;)

cstone
05-24-2015, 22:43
What to do?

Be honest. Be yourself. Be willing to lead by example and willing to serve when needed.

These are things I told my sons they should do regardless of who they are dealing with; men, women, anyone.

IMO, if you are looking for someone to marry, you will not find the right person. If you are looking for someone to have fun with, you will have plenty of people to date. If you are looking for someone who you enjoy being with and who helps you be a better man than you have ever been, you just may have found someone to marry.

Griff79
05-24-2015, 22:54
Find one more like you than different. Variety is the spice of life but not for long term, you can't be off to church and she is going to the tavern. Also, your sense of humors need to mesh. The other stuff you can work out.

Griff

SG1
05-24-2015, 23:01
Got any specific questions? 'What to do' and 'what not to do' are very general...

...or if you're looking for responses from XY chromosome carriers only, I can remain silent. ;)

Well how to attract them, how to make them interested in me, how do I make them want me, how do I insure they value me...

Also are all women insane?

SG1
05-24-2015, 23:02
What to do?

Be honest. Be yourself. Be willing to lead by example and willing to serve when needed.

These are things I told my sons they should do regardless of who they are dealing with; men, women, anyone.

IMO, if you are looking for someone to marry, you will not find the right person. If you are looking for someone to have fun with, you will have plenty of people to date. If you are looking for someone who you enjoy being with and who helps you be a better man than you have ever been, you just may have found someone to marry.

Your sons are blessed to a have a wise man like you as a dad...

brutal
05-24-2015, 23:24
1. Don't ask guys on an internet forum for advice on women.

Mazin
05-24-2015, 23:28
1. Don't ask guys on an internet forum for advice on women.

NOTHING BUT WIN!


Be sincere and honest.


Oh and have money [Coffee]

Zombie Steve
05-24-2015, 23:33
You don't have to understand women. Just understand that women understand women and they hate each other.

blacklabel
05-24-2015, 23:43
Well how to attract them, how to make them interested in me, how do I make them want me, how do I insure they value me...

Honestly, IMHO of course, you get lucky.

Irving
05-24-2015, 23:45
If "women" is code for sump pumps, then yes, this is a great place to ask for advise. That being said, I probably wouldn't go with anything under 3,000 gph for an outdoor pump, but you could probably get away with something as low as 1,500 gph for a basement pump, unless you have a freeze break, then I'd want as much as I could get. Either way a sump pump is a last resort.

brutal
05-24-2015, 23:52
Well how to attract them, how to make them interested in me, how do I make them want me, how do I insure they value me...



NBA contract.




Also are all women insane?

Didn't you watch the hot/crazy video?

TheGrey
05-25-2015, 00:18
Well how to attract them, how to make them interested in me, how do I make them want me, how do I insure they value me...

Also are all women insane?

Oh, those are great questions. I need to preface my answers with the fact that there are exceptions to every rule and guideline; people being people and all. We are fundamentally the same in that we all crave acceptance to a certain degree, love, security, a sense of belonging, companionship, and so on. The differences tend to be in the methods that we learn from culture and society.

I can't answer them in the order you asked, because if you are going to try and attract a woman, you need to look at value first.

Value is a massive part of any relationship. You must value yourself before you can hope that a woman will. By valuing yourself, you know your own self-worth, and you know what you bring to the table. Don't be a jerk and overestimate yourself, or inflate your ego- that attracts a specific type of woman that is insecure, high-maintenance and is highly emotional. Relationships of that type are exhausting. Don't pull the 90s-era 'pick-up artist' stuff; women are savvy to that and don't appreciate smokescreens and negs. You must also value a woman- and more for just physical characteristics. Relationships need more than the physical fun; this becomes apparent when you try and connect through conversations or hobbies. Value comes from self-respect and mutual respect. I know that sounds like a lot of psychobabble- what I mean is that after you enjoy the physical aspect of sex, you need conversations and commonalities to help carry things forward.

Many women are 'insane' (just as men are.) Insane meaning they have baggage of some sort or another that they carry with them and foist off on poor, unsuspecting men that they just met. Do not put up with that. Here's where valuing yourself comes into play- if she makes broad, sweeping statements that disparage men, seems incredibly defensive, cannot discuss differences without turning it into a battle, disagrees fundamentally with things you believe in, or acts or behaves in a manner that sets off your inner alarms...do NOT pass go. Listen to your inner voice, but also realize that a strong woman is a very good partner. Learn to discern between a man-hater and someone that firmly believes in what they are saying. It may not work out either way, but the reasoning is important. Don't go for doormats or a chameleon that will desperately try to be what you want her to be.

If in doubt, don't do anything that you will regret later. Most women look at sex as an implied commitment. Some look at it as just fun, with no strings attached. Then there are the types that will use it as a weapon. Until you know for sure the type of woman you're dealing with, treat that aspect as potential nitro glycerin until you are certain. In this day and age, a scorned or 'used' woman can make your life a living hell.

A woman will want you when you are genuine. I know that sounds pat and easy, and it actually is very straightforward. Be yourself- but be on very good behavior. Be polite. Be confident. Go somewhere that you are comfortable; you want to attract women with common grounds in your interests. When you spot a lady that interests you, catch her gaze, hold it for no ore than two seconds, and look away to the side. Do not look down. After a moment, glance over at her and offer a smile and a slight nod. Don't be stalker-y about it. If she is interested or intrigued, she'll hold your gaze for a moment, lower her eyes and then look back up at you. Or she'll return your smile. Or she may not do any of the above because she's not looking or is already in a relationship or many other reasons. Do not accept discouragement as a personal defeat; chalk it up to experience and move on.

Attracting a woman is much easier than men realize; after all, we dress up and spend hours on makeup and hair, lots of money on nice clothes and try our best to outshine the competition and make ourselves feel validated. Reciprocity in men is greatly appreciated. Being in a place of common interests make it simple to start discussions and conversations, all of which provide a social lubrication to begin an acquaintanceship and/or friendship.

Like people have stated previously, the best relationships have a foundation based on friendship. Don't go out seeking to attract a woman, or you will end up in a spiral of self-defeat. Instead, go places to have a good time. When a man is having a genuinely good time, he is clearly enjoying himself and that reveals confidence. It reveals a smile, a sense of humor and wit, and projects a great attitude. Who wouldn't want to be with someone like that?

I apologize for the long-windedness, but you asked good questions and I wanted to answer them.

Madeinhb
05-25-2015, 00:57
Www.blowmeuptom.com and listen to Leykis 101. Enough said!

spyder
05-25-2015, 01:20
... Heh.... Well..... I've been married three times now..... lol. So, what I know:

asmo
05-25-2015, 05:15
Okay.. Well its hard to explain without diagrams, but I'll try.

Imagine a little man in a boat....

Wait.. Is that not the question?

BPTactical
05-25-2015, 06:05
Leave it to the "Grey" to give a serious and down to earth response.
Damn her!


I'm clueless on the dating scene, been with my house mouse for 33 years and married for 28.

A couple of thoughts:

Use extreme caution, we all enjoy the female plumbing but all to often the life support system for it is maladjusted/damaged. Do not attempt to readjust or repair damage. EJECT!

Sounds like your trying too hard. The women folk pick up on this, sense the desperation and will have nothing to do with you.
Chill out, relax. If it happens it happens, if it don't, it don't.
If your NOT looking for it, you will find it.
Women like a confident guy that can take care of himself but is not arrogant or condescending.

A little humor goes a long way, especially if you can laugh at yourself. If you come across as a deadpan, serious and dry guy it's a turn off.

You can't "make" somebody like you. You will come across as a creep if you do.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink.

Contrary to popular belief, very few long term relationships start out in a bar. Most people I know found there other half in classes, church, work( be careful here- don't get your meat where you get your bread) or the like.

Don't treat them like a princess or put them on a pedestal. Far too many guys do and pay the price (See "Pussy Whipped). A good woman is looking for a good man. Way too many gals out there are looking for a meal ticket or are the "What will you do for me" mentality. They are looking for a fool who will bend over backwards, kiss her ass and buy her anything.
If you run into this, EJECT, EJECT, EJECT! If you don't she will use you for all you have and ditch you for the next open wallet and hard dick.

Treat her with respect and as an equal.
When you find one that "clicks" and you have a relationship on the roll remember that love and sex is NOT enough. It takes commitment, compromise, a desire for it and hard work.

roberth
05-25-2015, 06:16
This thread is good for introspection.

I'm single and I enjoy solitude immensely, my mother is very disappointed.

cstone, TheGrey and BPTactical have the best posts so far.

Jumpstart
05-25-2015, 06:46
Keep your mouth shut as much as possible, listen, choose your words judiciously.

Bailey Guns
05-25-2015, 06:48
No idea. But I got a good one that's put up with me for over 26 years and counting. So it can't be that hard.

I will give one piece of advice: you can't start out looking for a life-time partner. That has to develop. But you do have to talk to a woman. You can't sit around by yourself and expect them to come to you. It's been my experience that most women are attracted to a good sense of humor. Just be yourself and don't be afraid to communicate.

davsel
05-25-2015, 08:38
Get this book.
Read it.
Read it again.

"Men are from Mars; Women are from Venus"

It will explain what you see as "crazy" and how to properly respond to it.
Literally saved my (4th) marriage.

Great-Kazoo
05-25-2015, 08:38
There's no perfect answer or woman. You may think they are but really.....they're not, neither are you. You either find someone you can share / co-exist space with or you don't.
You need to be flexible in EVERYTHING. A relationship has it's ups and down's. Sometimes it's stuck at either end, others it's like a first date. If there's a problem one can discuss it or leave it alone. Sometimes it's easier to keep quiet then talk. Other times one want's to grab their spouse (goes for either one) and ..............
Other times you want to enjoy the time spent together. Next day you're tying sheets together trying to escape from a 3rd story apt.
If you have issues that can't be worked out together, seek counseling NOT THE ADVICE of friends & family. If you make it long enough till your spouse hits menopause HOLD THE FUK ON. Hide the guns, REMOVE the firing pin in hers. SHUT UP before you start to speak, find a hobby (other than strippers) .

A good woman will hold your coat in battle, if not be along side you. Find guns that work for her, not what you think works. Believes Ammo, Guns & NFA items are Household expenses. Agrees one should Be Prepared, for anything. Is smart with money, looks at the big picture, can drive a stick shift and has contingency plans if SHTF. With or without you. .

Some relationships work others don't. No one knows what the future holds, enjoy it while you can.
It's 38 yrs of marriage 41 together for us. Believe me it's not been smooth sailing for either of us, over the years. I'm fortunate / blessed to have the one i do. ANYONE TELL HER, I'll track you down and leave -1 feed back for you.

MarkCO
05-25-2015, 08:49
Well how to attract them, how to make them interested in me, how do I make them want me, how do I insure they value me...

Also are all women insane?

These are tricky waters because the answer may or may not assume things about your character traits, or a woman you may be interested in. If you treat a woman like trash, you will just have trash or she will leave. If you treat her like a princess, you will be her boy toy.

In general women seek to be secure, desired, validated and appreciated. Those four words have all sorts of meanings, again dependent on the individual. But if you are a mess, insecure, a skirt chaser, a relationship with a worthwhile woman will not end well for you. A confident, loyal leader who can make ONE woman feel like she is the only woman on the planet...all women want that.

Lust and Love are mutually exclusive. Most get it mixed up. When you love someone, you care more about them than yourself. True love is sacrificial and does not seek to benefit, so if you love someone, you are not trying to make sure your needs are met by them, you just love them.

Yes, they appear insane, because they are wired differently, that is good. In most cases, it is the baggage they come with that drives the psychosis, and in most of those cases, it is a prior relationship with a man that treated them like trash. In order to avoid the pain, they protect. In order to get to their core, you have to understand that, offer them security and be willing to get messed up yourself.

Marriage is a whole other discussion...Just passed 19 years of marriage, 4 years of dating her prior to that. My wife is wonderful, but she has caused me more pain than anyone else on the planet. She has also brought me more joy and pleasure than anyone else on the planet. When it comes to religion, politics, raising kids, we agree, but we are opposites. I am an INTJ, she is an ENFP...but we have both changed because of the other, and mostly for the better, but a relationship with a woman is hard work. Any man can pursue and bed a woman if he tries hard enough, but only a real man will continue to chase the woman he married.

The first time I saw my wife, I had a tingle in my spine. I pursued her, but the baggage, mostly from her jerk of a father, was real. At one point, I saw how bad it was and I broke up with her and told her she needed counseling. I knew I might lose her, but she was more important. She did go to counseling and was able to use the pain of our breakup as motivation to understand her own issues. It was rough, but she was tough and figured it out. If we had been married before that, we would have divorced for sure. I won't say that the 19 years have been glorious, but most have been pretty good and a few pretty bad. OTOH, I have my own issues and I have caused her great pain as well. She keeps loving me with a servants heart and admires me.

I do not think it is luck. It is a selfless love that prevails. When I see friends going through divorce, it is usually selfishness of one or both and then one just gives up. I had a few college friends from foreign countries that went home on break to an arranged marriage to a person they have never met. The both made it work and are both happily married. Determination of the will, loyalty, sacrifice are the keys to success in marriage.

sandman76
05-25-2015, 09:03
My old boss told me "Treat a queen like a whore and a whore like a queen". He always seemed to have good luck with that. Married like five times LOL.

HoneyBadger
05-25-2015, 09:04
^good stuff from the wise Kazoo. [Awesom]



I just just want to point out one thing real quick: take a look at the responses to this thread. Any other forum I've ever seen, this thread would have been shut down before the 5th post. This is exactly what makes this forum different and better than Barfcom and the rest.

hobowh
05-25-2015, 09:19
Find someone you can spend time with and have fun even if your stuck in a house with no power. Someone that does not care about your money, or lack there of. Someone that a date can be a walk at the zoo, or dinner and dancing. Basically you are looking for someone that is willing to do the things you love (but that goes both ways). If youdon't like her friends understand you will still have to spend some time with them and act like you do (goes both ways. If you can find a woman that is like hanging out with your best friend, or is your best friend she is a keeper. Remember there is always bad times to go through, and it is their/your ability to do so that will stand the test of time. Sorry for your loss.

Skip
05-25-2015, 09:23
^good stuff from the wise Kazoo. [Awesom]



I just just want to point out one thing real quick: take a look at the responses to this thread. Any other forum I've ever seen, this thread would have been shut down before the 5th post. This is exactly what makes this forum different and better than Barfcom and the rest.

Yup that's awesome.

Saw this last night on page #1 and thought I would see what came of it. Pleasantly surprised.

hobowh
05-25-2015, 09:50
Well how to attract them, how to make them interested in me, how do I make them want me, how do I insure they value me...

Also are all women insane?
The grey said it all.
Be yourself if you have to change to be with someone it will not last.

BPTactical
05-25-2015, 10:27
News flash: EVERYBODY IS NUTS!


It's just the state of adjustment one is in that counts

Irving
05-25-2015, 10:30
Ask yourself what you bring to a relationship. If you don't know enough to recognize what is a good answer or not, or what you think you bring to the table are things no woman would care about; then you've found the source of your troubles.

Zundfolge
05-25-2015, 10:34
Haven't read the thread so dunno if I'm repeating stuff here ...

When it comes to women stop thinking about "women" and think about the individual ... group think is for leftists, progressives and insects.

Treat everyone you meet as an individual, not a member of some sort of critical theorist's groupthink construct. And when dealing with potential partners stick to those that hold to this idea themselves and you should do fine.

JohnnyEgo
05-25-2015, 12:55
Go read through the 'Craziest Women You've Ever Dated' thread and then consider the value in asking us for advice. Clearly, many of us are willing to deal with the bat-shit craziest of women, all the way to the point where they stab us or take all our shit. I suppose we could serve as a cautionary tale.

I will offer you this piece of dating advice, which has already been repeated several times in this thread. Women respond to confidence. If you are comfortable with who you are and what you want, and ask for it, you'd be surprised about how often you can get it. Allowed me to punch above my weight for many years. One young woman once suggested that she and I could just be friends. I told her I had enough friends, this audition was for girlfriends only, and if she didn't want the part, she could just move on. We've been married for a decade now.

Don't ask me for marital advice, because I had to do it twice, and I frequently wonder how I have not been shot yet.

SuperiorDG
05-25-2015, 13:01
I been divorced for two years now and have been dating again for the past few months. I learned more after being married about dating then I every learned before. I've been through a marriage that was hell on earth because I kept things to myself. First know yourself and what you need. Then tell her everything about you and if she leaves just know that it is better then a bad relationship. Embrace every moment as if it's your last together and go all in or get out. This takes balls but it's better then loosing them.

Mazin
05-25-2015, 13:11
Also women smell desperation so learn to control that.

Zombie Steve
05-25-2015, 13:26
NSFW, but some nuggets of truth.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAJdqzRM6Dw

spqrzilla
05-25-2015, 13:40
Married for 32 years .... so yeah, I got nothing.

Actually, I have one thing. The first time your woman comes home with: "My [mother/girlfriends/whatever] says that I should not let you do XYZ" shut that down. The second time she brings someone else's opinion about your relationship to you, dump her.

BPTactical
05-25-2015, 14:21
Also women smell desperation so learn to control that.

For some reason Dave I don't think desperation is what they smelled with you[Coffee]

Mtn.man
05-25-2015, 14:36
Yes. The answer is always Yes Dear. Here's a list of winning arguments with a woman:
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Yes dear.

wctriumph
05-25-2015, 14:50
Women blow, until you marry them and then they don't.

Women want to feel secure, men want to feel significant. Pretty simple really.

Mazin
05-25-2015, 15:08
For some reason Dave I don't think desperation is what they smelled with you[Coffee]

Well I gotta admit I had a "leg up" with the ladies havin the "Mazin Meat" and all [Coffee]

Irving
05-25-2015, 15:35
Married for 32 years .... so yeah, I got nothing.

Actually, I have one thing. The first time your woman comes home with: "My [mother/girlfriends/whatever] says that I should not let you do XYZ" shut that down. The second time she brings someone else's opinion about your relationship to you, dump her.


Oh, this is great advice. You'll never meet a worse woman than one of your girl's friends. They don't give a shit about you or your relationship. If they can do anything to keep your girl free to hang out with at their leisure, they will.

BushMasterBoy
05-25-2015, 15:47
I f you have sex with a woman and she has really ugly hands, she used to be a man.

02ducky
05-25-2015, 16:16
I f you have sex with a woman and she has really ugly hands, she used to be a man.

Your not speaking from experiance are you?

Mazin
05-25-2015, 16:29
NSFW, but some nuggets of truth.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAJdqzRM6Dw

Now that just reminded me of this
CbL2soZP2ec

Great-Kazoo
05-25-2015, 16:40
I f you have sex with a woman and she has really ugly hands, she used to be a man.

You even light switch Bro?

Limited GM
05-25-2015, 17:02
If her laugh alone doesn't make your worst day better, keep looking.

hghclsswhitetrsh
05-25-2015, 17:02
If she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.

Mazin
05-25-2015, 17:06
If she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.

Thats not a lady that's a whole lotta Rosie
RGlpF9bimpo

BPTactical
05-25-2015, 17:09
You could always keep your "relationships" on a "professional" level...........pay her to leave.
























I'm jus sayin[Coffee]

hghclsswhitetrsh
05-25-2015, 17:10
May not be what you want, but it'll be all you want.

SG1
05-25-2015, 18:21
Oh, those are great questions. I need to preface my answers with the fact that there are exceptions to every rule and guideline; people being people and all. We are fundamentally the same in that we all crave acceptance to a certain degree, love, security, a sense of belonging, companionship, and so on. The differences tend to be in the methods that we learn from culture and society.

I can't answer them in the order you asked, because if you are going to try and attract a woman, you need to look at value first.

Value is a massive part of any relationship. You must value yourself before you can hope that a woman will. By valuing yourself, you know your own self-worth, and you know what you bring to the table. Don't be a jerk and overestimate yourself, or inflate your ego- that attracts a specific type of woman that is insecure, high-maintenance and is highly emotional. Relationships of that type are exhausting. Don't pull the 90s-era 'pick-up artist' stuff; women are savvy to that and don't appreciate smokescreens and negs. You must also value a woman- and more for just physical characteristics. Relationships need more than the physical fun; this becomes apparent when you try and connect through conversations or hobbies. Value comes from self-respect and mutual respect. I know that sounds like a lot of psychobabble- what I mean is that after you enjoy the physical aspect of sex, you need conversations and commonalities to help carry things forward.

Many women are 'insane' (just as men are.) Insane meaning they have baggage of some sort or another that they carry with them and foist off on poor, unsuspecting men that they just met. Do not put up with that. Here's where valuing yourself comes into play- if she makes broad, sweeping statements that disparage men, seems incredibly defensive, cannot discuss differences without turning it into a battle, disagrees fundamentally with things you believe in, or acts or behaves in a manner that sets off your inner alarms...do NOT pass go. Listen to your inner voice, but also realize that a strong woman is a very good partner. Learn to discern between a man-hater and someone that firmly believes in what they are saying. It may not work out either way, but the reasoning is important. Don't go for doormats or a chameleon that will desperately try to be what you want her to be.

If in doubt, don't do anything that you will regret later. Most women look at sex as an implied commitment. Some look at it as just fun, with no strings attached. Then there are the types that will use it as a weapon. Until you know for sure the type of woman you're dealing with, treat that aspect as potential nitro glycerin until you are certain. In this day and age, a scorned or 'used' woman can make your life a living hell.

A woman will want you when you are genuine. I know that sounds pat and easy, and it actually is very straightforward. Be yourself- but be on very good behavior. Be polite. Be confident. Go somewhere that you are comfortable; you want to attract women with common grounds in your interests. When you spot a lady that interests you, catch her gaze, hold it for no ore than two seconds, and look away to the side. Do not look down. After a moment, glance over at her and offer a smile and a slight nod. Don't be stalker-y about it. If she is interested or intrigued, she'll hold your gaze for a moment, lower her eyes and then look back up at you. Or she'll return your smile. Or she may not do any of the above because she's not looking or is already in a relationship or many other reasons. Do not accept discouragement as a personal defeat; chalk it up to experience and move on.

Attracting a woman is much easier than men realize; after all, we dress up and spend hours on makeup and hair, lots of money on nice clothes and try our best to outshine the competition and make ourselves feel validated. Reciprocity in men is greatly appreciated. Being in a place of common interests make it simple to start discussions and conversations, all of which provide a social lubrication to begin an acquaintanceship and/or friendship.

Like people have stated previously, the best relationships have a foundation based on friendship. Don't go out seeking to attract a woman, or you will end up in a spiral of self-defeat. Instead, go places to have a good time. When a man is having a genuinely good time, he is clearly enjoying himself and that reveals confidence. It reveals a smile, a sense of humor and wit, and projects a great attitude. Who wouldn't want to be with someone like that?

I apologize for the long-windedness, but you asked good questions and I wanted to answer them.

Any advice on how to stop selling myself short, I mean I always look at these really hot women and I think of countless ways of why I am not good enough for them, and I fucking hate it...

Also why is women like to look great but then whine about how men only like them for their looks, I mean WTF?

BushMasterBoy
05-25-2015, 18:40
Amiri is the king!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxW2qrzciIA

BPTactical
05-25-2015, 18:48
Any advice on how to stop selling myself short, I mean I always look at these really hot women and I think of countless ways of why I am not good enough for them, and I fucking hate it...
Also why is women like to look great but then whine about how men only like them for their looks, I mean WTF?


Your your own worst enemy.
If you think your not good enough, your not. It comes through in your actions and your attitude.
Grow up dude, if a gal doesn't like you for who you are, then she ain't the gal for you.
More fish in the sea.
Hot does not a real woman make.


Just because they are hot does not make them a prize catch. The hotties are typically the gold diggers, batshit crazy, co dependant, prick teasers, druggies or any other sort of maladjusted life support system for a vagina.
Hot chicks KNOW they are hot and think they are hot shit on a silver platter.
All too often they are just a cold turd on a paper plate.
Remember this:
No matter how hot they are, somebody, somewhere is sick of her shit.

I would much rather have a cute(not necessarily a hottie), sane and smart gal that appreciates me for me.
I found that in my wife.
Quit trying so hard.

cstone
05-25-2015, 18:51
Stop thinking about other people or women and work on yourself.

Get a mirror. Not just a physical mirror but a deep down gut check on who you are and what you want your life to be. It is the best place to start.

You want to attract an attractive woman? Be attractive. You want a woman who is only interested in your appearance, then work on your appearance, but do it because that is what you want to do.

You have no control over other people, who are not into who you are, You do have control over who you are and improving the areas of your life that you know need work. Pick one and get busy.

Zundfolge
05-25-2015, 18:59
I always look at these really hot women and I think of countless ways of why I am not good enough for them, and I fucking hate it...

Just remember, no matter how hot she is, someone ... somewhere is sick of her shit.

gnihcraes
05-25-2015, 19:08
Setup an OKCupid account, post a decent photo of yourself, look around at all the other women and their profiles. You'll get the idea of Sane, Insane, Normal and what the women are looking for. My best friend found his girl on there a few years back, the wedding is in a few weeks. He's 45 and first marriage, her the same. Both just never put much effort into the dating game until later.

Most of the women on OKcupid are seperated, divorced and with kids. Some say specifically they don't want xyz in a person. Most just want someone normal it sounds like. Job, Career, Stable, Healthy, the rest will work out.

SuperiorDG
05-25-2015, 19:10
Another 20 years, an ex-wife, kids, and you will figure out who you are and what is important. Until then enjoy the ride.

BPTactical
05-25-2015, 19:15
Just remember, no matter how hot she is, someone ... somewhere is sick of her shit.

I've heard that before[Tooth]

brutal
05-25-2015, 19:17
I've heard that before[Tooth]

Seen lots of posters/memes too, but most are too risque' to post here.

SG1
05-25-2015, 19:22
Haven't read the thread so dunno if I'm repeating stuff here ...

When it comes to women stop thinking about "women" and think about the individual ... group think is for leftists, progressives and insects.

Treat everyone you meet as an individual, not a member of some sort of critical theorist's groupthink construct. And when dealing with potential partners stick to those that hold to this idea themselves and you should do fine.


Thank you....

SG1
05-25-2015, 19:26
Go read through the 'Craziest Women You've Ever Dated' thread and then consider the value in asking us for advice. Clearly, many of us are willing to deal with the bat-shit craziest of women, all the way to the point where they stab us or take all our shit. I suppose we could serve as a cautionary tale.

I will offer you this piece of dating advice, which has already been repeated several times in this thread. Women respond to confidence. If you are comfortable with who you are and what you want, and ask for it, you'd be surprised about how often you can get it. Allowed me to punch above my weight for many years. One young woman once suggested that she and I could just be friends. I told her I had enough friends, this audition was for girlfriends only, and if she didn't want the part, she could just move on. We've been married for a decade now.

Don't ask me for marital advice, because I had to do it twice, and I frequently wonder how I have not been shot yet.

Nice...I guess the phrase "you miss every shot you do not take" does ring true...

I am just going through a dry spill and needing to improve my game, efforts, style, ect because its not working.

SG1
05-25-2015, 19:28
Also women smell desperation so learn to control that.

I just have a habit of pushing too hard too fast for what I want, its like a self fulfilling prophecy.

SG1
05-25-2015, 19:31
Just remember, no matter how hot she is, someone ... somewhere is sick of her shit.

So true....And the hotter the are, the crazier they are and the more shit they produce.

Great-Kazoo
05-25-2015, 19:32
I just have a habit of pushing too hard too fast for what I want, its like a self fulfilling prophecy.

If they can't break a $20. Walk Away.

MarkCO
05-25-2015, 19:36
Any advice on how to stop selling myself short, I mean I always look at these really hot women and I think of countless ways of why I am not good enough for them, and I fucking hate it...

Also why is women like to look great but then whine about how men only like them for their looks, I mean WTF?

I am going to assume you are rather young, so with that in mind, go read about the "hot chicks" at their 20 year HS reunion. Not always a Cinderella story. While I have no clue what any woman sees as attractive in any man, time seems to be rougher on the hot HS girls than the ones down a level. Gravity, hormones and childbirth wreaks them. That said, if you don't see past the skin deep beauty, you are in for a world of hurt in your relationships. Women are objectified in American society and many buy into the notion that their looks is all they are to the world. That is not a person I want to spend time with, regardless of why they believe it.

Also, some women are not that hot without the "war paint" on.

I'd say you have gotten a great stash of advice on women so far. Now it seems like you need to figure out who and what you are and get comfortable in your own skin. When you think you are not good enough, you don't have much of a chance.

TFOGGER
05-25-2015, 19:39
I've heard that beforehttps://www.ar-15.co/images/smilies/grinser008.gif

Me too




see post #13

[LOL]

SG1
05-25-2015, 19:40
For some reason Dave I don't think desperation is what they smelled with you[Coffee]


Chloroform does not have a smell if that is what you are getting at.

SG1
05-25-2015, 19:45
Stop thinking about other people or women and work on yourself.

Get a mirror. Not just a physical mirror but a deep down gut check on who you are and what you want your life to be. It is the best place to start.

You want to attract an attractive woman? Be attractive. You want a woman who is only interested in your appearance, then work on your appearance, but do it because that is what you want to do.

You have no control over other people, who are not into who you are, You do have control over who you are and improving the areas of your life that you know need work. Pick one and get busy.


Thanks, I needed this.

SG1
05-25-2015, 19:47
Www.blowmeuptom.com (http://Www.blowmeuptom.com) and listen to Leykis 101. Enough said!


Listening to it right now, its Amazing.

Madeinhb
05-25-2015, 20:30
Listening to it right now, its Amazing.

I used to listen to him back when I lived in California for 10 years before going off the air. Now he has his own project online and still listen. Leykis 101 is great. On Tuesdays he has a divorce lawyer on and talk about horrors of divorces. Monday is Money Monday.

TheGrey
05-25-2015, 20:41
Any advice on how to stop selling myself short, I mean I always look at these really hot women and I think of countless ways of why I am not good enough for them, and I fucking hate it...

Also why is women like to look great but then whine about how men only like them for their looks, I mean WTF?

Absolutely. This is something that everyone tends to go through: insecurities, self-doubt, self-pity and feeling absolutely stupid when faced with social situations. We exist in a culture of "never good enough" and "if you're not born with it, spend until you can fake it." It is a disservice to everyone except the hucksters.

To stop selling yourself short, you need to see what exactly it is that you're getting out of it. Why are you selling yourself short? What is it doing for you? I know what you're thinking: what do I mean? You're not doing this on purpose! Why would you do such a thing to yourself?

Well, let's look at the possibilities:

Are you afraid of being shot down/rejected?
Are you afraid of succeeding?
Are you intimidated by women?
Do you believe the crap that the hucksters are selling? You're not fit enough, strong enough, manly enough, sensitive enough, thin enough, thick enough, skilled enough or interesting enough to hold a woman's interest (unless you buy XYZ product, use 123 product, belong to a specific group or read/watch/listen to certain messages?)

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps, and shake the media and advertisement tripe. It's all bullshit. Unless you are depraved and hurt animals and/or people, you have the basic starting material we all have. The rest is pretty elementary: keep yourself clean, keep yourself in a good place mentally, emotionally, and physically. Enjoy life. Nobody likes a moper or an emo dude. The women that are attracted to emo/cynical nihilists are the women that have deluded themselves that they can change a man. You want no part of that, trust me. Be yourself, because nobody else can. If you start feeling self-doubt or embarrassment, walk it off. It is temporary and won't last, as long as you don't feed it. Start asking yourself what you have to offer, and what they have to offer. You're doing yourself no favors by being startstruck by a pretty face.

You also need to get over this childish "hot women" obsession you seem to have. Seriously, just how shallow are you? I understand that men are wired for physical looks first, but that's no basis for a successful relationship. Make a list of what you find important in a woman. If "hot" is in the top three, you are still going through puberty (if not physically, then emotionally) and you need to reassess what it is you want. A successful relationship relies on compatibility- and that's not just in the bedroom. To paraphrase Heinlein, "there's a limit to how often you can do it, but there's no limit to how much you can talk about it."

Women like to look great for several reasons. 1) Our culture demands it. You think guys have it bad? We're expected to starve ourselves, paint ourselves daily and fit into clothing designed by gay men that want women to look like boys. We spend more money because our clothing is more expensive, more cheaply made and therefore less likely to last, and we are expected to maintain a stylish/trendy demeanor. 2) We are pitted in competition against each other from grade school on. Social cliques and hierarchies are constantly shifting and changing; high school girls are a gold mine when it comes to primping and preening so as to be accepted. 3) Looking good makes us feel good about ourselves. Confidence is an aphrodisiac. 4) Society tells us that we'll never attract a man unless we look good. Thanks to the "gotta look hot" regime, in addition to the constant purchases of cosmetics, clothing, exercise equipment, diet supplements, hair and nail appointments, buffing this, polishing that and everything in between, women are conditioned that men will only notice them (and worse yet, the pervasive unspoken implication that women only deserve to be noticed) if they have fulfilled their "hotness" factor. That morphs into anther problem when men are attracted to the "hot" ones and not the others that simply aren't as beautiful; many men think that women are simply arm candy or good for bedding. We are people. We are more than two-dimensional. As are men. It's a vicious circle, isn't it?

So get off the "I see these really hot women and I'm not good enough for them" when your second sentence is bitching about how women like to look great but then whine about how men like them only for their looks. Do you really not see the irony?

sniper7
05-25-2015, 21:01
When it comes to hotties out of your league, all you can do is try. One of them is bound to work out. I know this based on my college buddies findings. His line when he would walk up to a chick at a bar "so I hear you like to deep throat" and it worked under 5% of the time...but the bottom line is that it worked.

but basically the point is to keep trying and count on getting turned down a good bit, but something will work out.

BPTactical
05-25-2015, 21:03
Grey- How dare you interject with heartfelt and honest answers! Knock that crap off right now!

We are just getting warmed up[Coffee]


Look at it this from a liberal mindset OP: this day and age, your odds are increasing by 100%.
If you can't find a good woman, maybe you should give the other team a try[fags]

SideShow Bob
05-25-2015, 21:11
Trinidad has plenty of "New Women" that you can mold into what you are looking for..
No experience there myself, but a lot of forum members that live there say this is true.........

Mazin
05-25-2015, 21:12
Ok man here's the best advice I have ever got when it comes to women (well what I can say here anyway).

STOP CARING
for every woman that turns you down there's another woman out there that will say yes. Also be corny, the more you tend to put you self out there the more recognition you will get, if that doesn't work then don't care and move on to the next.

TheGrey
05-25-2015, 21:14
Grey- How dare you interject with heartfelt and honest answers! Knock that crap off right now!

We are just getting warmed up[Coffee]


Look at it this from a liberal mindset OP: this day and age, your odds are increasing by 100%.
If you can't find a good woman, maybe you should give the other team a try[fags]

LOL!

I figured someone has to provide a bit of balance. ;)

th3w01f
05-25-2015, 21:23
"Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery." - H Jackson Brown

sniper7
05-25-2015, 23:14
Well as BP brought up, the really good news is you have better and better odds daily. I saw it first hand here in San Fran today. Some very "different" folks out and about.

Great-Kazoo
05-26-2015, 00:14
Well as BP brought up, the really good news is you have better and better odds daily. I saw it first hand here in San Fran today. Some very "different" folks out and about.

Oh you're a pilot, howwwww interestinG.

vossman
05-26-2015, 04:07
Don't do it. I've been happily married for 20 years but tell everyone not to do it.

SG1
05-26-2015, 04:59
Ok man here's the best advice I have ever got when it comes to women (well what I can say here anyway).

STOP CARING
for every woman that turns you down there's another woman out there that will say yes. Also be corny, the more you tend to put you self out there the more recognition you will get, if that doesn't work then don't care and move on to the next.

Thank you, Thank you all for the advice. I figure why learn from trial and error when you can learn from people who have been through this themselves.

BPTactical
05-26-2015, 06:04
Corny clearly worked for Mazin[Coffee]

Singlestack
05-26-2015, 06:07
In my life experience, the person inside is about 200% more important for a good long term relationship than looks. The drop dead gorgeous women I have known all had significant negatives; some combination of backstabbing, criminal, unstable, or just plain completely self centered. I'm sure they aren't all like that, just my experience. That said, there are many attractive/cute women out there with very good people inside. I was fortunate to marry one 31 years ago.

earplug
05-26-2015, 06:50
If you get along with her Mom your probably ok. If not run away.
Learn to make your own breakfast.

Madeinhb
05-26-2015, 07:08
Thank you, Thank you all for the advice. I figure why learn from trial and error when you can learn from people who have been through this themselves.

How old are you? Most of us here are in our 30's and up. Women in their 20's are a whole different breed now a days.

Great-Kazoo
05-26-2015, 07:15
Thank you, Thank you all for the advice. I figure why learn from trial and error when you can learn from people who have been through this themselves.

UM Living & Life IS Trial & Error. You're clearly a young kid if you think a good relationship is perfect, it's far from it. Hell sometimes you'll wish you weren't in one.
Sounds you're the 18 - 25 demographic.?

Reminds me of a client who was upset, talking about her relationship. When asked why she said. Well he's sleeping with a younger woman. Ok then. Keeping in mind she has just turned 21.

hurley842002
05-26-2015, 08:00
Thank you, Thank you all for the advice. I figure why learn from trial and error when you can learn from people who have been through this themselves.
Not to be a jerk, but if you think you are going to take the experiences of the fine members of this forum, and apply them to your life, you may be in for a rough ride.

Irving
05-26-2015, 09:59
SG1, what has been your longest relationship, and what has been the frequency of your relationships?

th3w01f
05-26-2015, 10:32
How old are you? Most of us here are in our 30's and up. Women in their 20's are a whole different breed now a days.

I wouldn't necessarily say that, I'm sure the guys here have some great advice. I met my wife when I was 31 and she had just turned 18, I went to a friends house and he was on IM with the girl taking about here pieced nipples and I was like... hey let's go meet her. Having confidence and being appropriately aggressive goes a long way. They hadn't even consider trying to meet this girl in person. Well we met in the King Soopers parking lot over off of Hampden and I 25 and the rest is history. 14 great years and 3 beautiful children to show for it.... unfortunately the nipple rings are long gone but that's another story. :)

TFOGGER
05-26-2015, 10:35
http://funnyand.com/wp-content/plugins/kama-thumbnail/thumb/8606add2b_730x.png

CO Hugh
05-26-2015, 11:44
You don't have to understand women. Just understand that women understand women and they hate each other.

Very True. Thats why you can't take them hunting, everyone would be dead in a few days, like Alfred Packer.

Zundfolge
05-26-2015, 11:46
Of course then there's this...


http://humourspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dont-try-to-understand-women.jpg

BushMasterBoy
05-26-2015, 12:52
Get a background check done...

ronaldrwl
05-26-2015, 13:07
All types or relationships can work. But the best odds are those that are compatible in:
- Religion
- Politics
- Number of children you want
I would also add it really helps if you admire and respect your mate. If you marry a dumb hot blond it probably won't last.

31 years married and happy.

Mazin
05-26-2015, 13:32
Corny clearly worked for Mazin[Coffee]


Damn right, married coming up on 12 years and together for 13. Of course I was in the winning end of this deal because most days I can't even stand myself let alone have someone voluntarily do it.

JohnnyEgo
05-26-2015, 13:44
All types or relationships can work. But the best odds are those that are compatible in:
- Religion
- Politics
- Number of children you want
I would also add it really helps if you admire and respect your mate. If you marry a dumb hot blond it probably won't last.
31 years married and happy.
This is a pretty good list, but I wouldn't be particularly hung up on politics or numbers of children as solo deal breakers. I have successfully converted several women to a fiscally conservative viewpoint by injection / exposure over the years. The biggest compatibility issues I've seen in my own relationships and others would be Religion and Money.

hurley842002
05-26-2015, 14:24
This is a pretty good list, but I wouldn't be particularly hung up on politics or numbers of children as solo deal breakers. I have successfully converted several women to a fiscally conservative viewpoint by injection / exposure over the years. The biggest compatibility issues I've seen in my own relationships and others would be Religion and Money.
Good info. Religion hasn't been a huge deal to me, wife was raised catholic, and I protestant Christian. Neither of us attend church, but maintain our beliefs. Money is a huge huge one, we are still tweaking things to work better. At the end of the day, make sure your idea of broke and her idea of broke are in line with each other.

CHA-LEE
05-26-2015, 14:25
Finding a lady that can deal with your "Crazy" and you can deal with her "Crazy" is very important. That fact can't be disputed. The challenge is finding that special someone who has a "Crazy" that is compatible with yours.

Just like shopping for a new car, you need to do some tire kicking, test driving, reliability research, and budget comparisons. The best advice I ever got was "Tit's and Ass fade with time, so don't make the basis of your relationship decisions on those expiring items alone".

RblDiver
05-26-2015, 14:44
wife was raised catholic, and I protestant Christian

My father he was orange and me mother she was green!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Q6U0MYNS0

brutal
05-26-2015, 16:57
SG1, what has been your longest relationship, and what has been the frequency of your relationships?

I expect to see a plot.

Irving
05-26-2015, 19:39
I expect to see a plot.

I'm not 100% convinced this is not a bot account. You'd be surprised how convincing they can be nowadays.

SG1
05-26-2015, 20:05
How old are you? Most of us here are in our 30's and up. Women in their 20's are a whole different breed now a days.

24, and you have idea how different...

SG1
05-26-2015, 20:07
SG1, what has been your longest relationship, and what has been the frequency of your relationships?

A few months and maybe twice a year tops...

Monky
05-26-2015, 20:09
They're the same... Tits and ass. The game hasn't changed just the look of the pieces on the board.




Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

jhood001
05-26-2015, 22:26
My old man always said to not worry about finding the 'right' woman. Instead, he said I should focus on being the 'right' man.

And if I did that, he said they would 'line up... sometimes two or three at a time'.

YMMV

asmo
05-26-2015, 23:02
I was so sure this thread was going to be locked before it hit page 4.. I'm disappointed. ;)

SG1
05-26-2015, 23:49
My old man always said to not worry about finding the 'right' woman. Instead, he said I should focus on being the 'right' man.

And if I did that, he said they would 'line up... sometimes two or three at a time'.

YMMV

Any tips on becoming the "right guy"?

jhood001
05-27-2015, 00:19
Any tips on becoming the "right guy"?

If you don't know what being the 'right guy' is for you, nobody on this board can help you. Actually, nobody on this planet can help you.

Irving
05-27-2015, 00:20
Any tips on becoming the "right guy"?

You will have no idea how to be the right guy, until you've been the wrong guy, several times. More than that, you need to have the desire to be the right guy for the right person. Just recognizing past conflicts will get you nowhere unless you can actually see where, and why, you've been wrong; in addition to a desire to have done right, not just have been right. You probably need less advice and more experience. Go out and screw up. All the advice in the world is meaningless without context.

TheGrey
05-27-2015, 00:40
One final piece of advice: You can be right, or you can be happy. This applies to many, many situations.

BPTactical
05-27-2015, 05:17
I went to a friends house and he was on IM with the girl taking about here pieced nipples and .. unfortunately the nipple rings are long gone but that's another story. :)


[Worth]











OP- I am gonna be brutally honest with you.
The reason your not getting anywhere with the gals is as plain your posts here.

In a social situation your the "Debbie Downer" of dudes....
You have no confidence in yourself and I will lay a ten dollar bill down that you have no sense of self esteem.
Women have a built in radar for that even if they tell you otherwise. It is a part of the female unit that has been evolving over the eons, from the dawn of humans the female has been seeking a confident, resourceful, protective and strong provider and mate.
The whole "Survival of the Fittest" thing.

You would be VERY wise to take heed the words of JHood here, knowing him personally I can tell you the man is wise beyond his years.
"If you want a good woman, be a good man first"
Fuckin A Bubba

Great-Kazoo
05-27-2015, 07:09
Any tips on becoming the "right guy"?

Grow up act like a man , stop posting till you turn 18. Stay out of same sex drinking establishments, Or maybe not.

Take the wisdom of this song with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK3ftnstYBw

68Charger
05-27-2015, 08:07
Somewhere there is someone on a dating site asking about what AR15 they should buy...

TFOGGER
05-27-2015, 08:48
Somewhere there is someone on a dating site asking about what AR15 they should buy...


Whoaaaa, duuuuuuude.....

http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Bill-and-TEd.jpg

MarkCO
05-27-2015, 08:56
I was so sure this thread was going to be locked before it hit page 4.. I'm disappointed. ;)

It has been somewhat entertaining actually. A few tried and true quips about women, some good advice, and I feel like I know some of you a little bit better...even if I did not want to. :)

Jeffrey Lebowski
05-27-2015, 17:55
If you get along with her Mom your probably ok. If not run away.
Learn to make your own breakfast.

One of the better pieces of advice my ol' HS football coach gave all of us wasn't so much that but look at mom b/c that is like a crystal ball to the future.
There is some truth to it.

There is plenty of truth to MarkCO and other's points about the hottest girls at the 20 year reunion.


Any tips on becoming the "right guy"?

Be yourself. $0.02 That is the right guy.
The best gift cancer gave me was a massive drop-off in the GAF for what others thought of me. It wasn't pertinent to my love-life (already was married about 7 by then), but it helps for life happiness.

SG1
05-27-2015, 20:47
One of the better pieces of advice my ol' HS football coach gave all of us wasn't so much that but look at mom b/c that is like a crystal ball to the future.
There is some truth to it.

There is plenty of truth to MarkCO and other's points about the hottest girls at the 20 year reunion.



Be yourself. $0.02 That is the right guy.
The best gift cancer gave me was a massive drop-off in the GAF for what others thought of me. It wasn't pertinent to my love-life (already was married about 7 by then), but it helps for life happiness.

GAF? Wow, you were married 7 times?

BPTactical
05-27-2015, 21:43
GAF? Wow, you were married 7 times?

Problem one- reading comprehension. He was married 7 years by then so it didn't matter what he looked like.


Aaand it still doesn't matter[Coffee]

JohnnyEgo
05-27-2015, 21:44
I find it increasingly hard to believe you to be legitimate. Particularly given the general narrative of your posts in threads outside of this one.
The chair I am sitting on appears to have better reading comprehension skills. I am rapidly coming to the belief that we are but the medium for your performance art piece.

BushMasterBoy
05-27-2015, 22:19
Don't worry SG1, I was confused my self.

Irving
05-27-2015, 22:23
I find it increasingly hard to believe you to be legitimate. Particularly given the general narrative of your posts in threads outside of this one.
The chair I am sitting on appears to have better reading comprehension skills. I am rapidly coming to the belief that we are but the medium for your performance art piece.

Told you. It's a bot.

Great-Kazoo
05-27-2015, 22:30
Told you. It's a bot.

Naw, we think it's something else, based on a discussion this a.m.

Irving
05-27-2015, 22:54
Ahh, I missed it.

Great-Kazoo
05-27-2015, 23:13
His moniker should be changed from paper Hunter to The Dear Abby of Dating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJVFY_LX9Ik

asmo
05-28-2015, 00:40
GAF? Wow, you were married 7 times?

Most important thing about marriage is getting the first one out of the way.

Great-Kazoo
05-28-2015, 08:24
Most important thing about marriage is getting the first one out of the way.

Like goldilocks. Till you find the one "That's just Right"

20X11
05-28-2015, 08:26
Most important thing about marriage is getting the first one out of the way.
I've been married the first time for 27 years. My wife was married twice before. Me.

cstone
05-28-2015, 12:36
In before the lock.

Fair warning. I believe this thread has run it's course. In order to prevent a future zombie thread outbreak, I will lock this thread this evening. If anyone has any final nuggets of wisdom concerning the topic; Speak now, or forever hold your peace (till SG1 starts his next thread).

Great-Kazoo
05-28-2015, 12:41
In before the lock.

Fair warning. I believe this thread has run it's course. In order to prevent a future zombie thread outbreak, I will lock this thread this evening. If anyone has any final nuggets of wisdom concerning the topic; Speak now, or forever hold your peace (till SG1 starts his next thread).

AK or AR for next SBR project?

Sawin
05-28-2015, 13:34
IBTL ;)

My advice - don't bother trying to pick up girls in bars or night clubs, unless you are just looking for a short-term thing. If you live near Lafayette, CO go to Flatirons Community Church and you'll find an abundance of beautiful, wholesome women to meet.

SG1
05-28-2015, 14:06
Most important thing about marriage is getting the first one out of the way.

How are you not a slave to alimony payments?

SG1
05-28-2015, 14:08
AK or AR for next SBR project?

Just get a "not stock its a brace" and avoid a epic amount of BS.

Great-Kazoo
05-28-2015, 14:23
How are you not a slave to alimony payments?

I hear a good shovel and bag of lime works, hypothetically.


Now back on track exactly how old are you , since you've evaded that question a few times. Male , female, other?

SuperiorDG
05-28-2015, 14:28
I hear a good shovel and bag of lime works, hypothetically.


Now back on track exactly how old are you , since you've evaded that question a few times. Male , female, other?

She's probably somebody's GF on here trying to teach him something about dating. A big told you so thread.

BushMasterBoy
05-28-2015, 14:48
I never married. I'm never going to marry. Besides it is cheaper to just hire a professional.

TFOGGER
05-28-2015, 15:22
I never married. I'm never going to marry. Besides it is cheaper to just hire a professional.

I dunno...those house cleaning services are pretty spendy...

Dave_L
05-28-2015, 15:30
I dunno...those house cleaning services are pretty spendy...

[ROFL2]

Great-Kazoo
05-28-2015, 15:53
I dunno...those house cleaning services are pretty spendy...

Depends how many times a week they clean the pipes.

Monky
05-28-2015, 16:09
I dunno...those house cleaning services are pretty spendy...

The maid is certainly cheaper than having a gf..

Dave_L
05-28-2015, 16:17
The maid is certainly cheaper than having a gf..

Correct. My single friends bitch about the cost of a date. I tell them not to get married then.

cstone
05-28-2015, 21:35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MyYVHwve0I

FIN

Mazin
05-28-2015, 21:43
IATL [Coffee]