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speedysst
06-11-2015, 14:25
This is so very frighteningly stupid!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/06/11/colorado-man-reportedly-shoots-himself-in-foot-to-see-what-it-feels-like/?intcmp=latestnews

BushMasterBoy
06-11-2015, 14:34
It would have been better for us all, if he had shot his gonads off.

brutal
06-11-2015, 14:38
Member?

sellersm
06-11-2015, 14:39
Probably one of those trans-able things...

Zombie Steve
06-11-2015, 14:41
Just chiming in to confirm that while I've had some doozie ideas in my time, this one wasn't me.

crays
06-11-2015, 14:48
It would have been better for us all, if he had shot his gonads off.


Member?

No...just gonads. [Coffee]

roberth
06-11-2015, 14:50
He missed.

TheGrey
06-11-2015, 15:23
He should have started with a nail gun, and worked his way up.

thermobollocks
06-11-2015, 16:12
Sounds like he didn't want to admit he was doing something stupid, so he's doubling it down with the "I meant to do that" defense. Bold move, Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

Jamnanc
06-11-2015, 16:29
My guess is that it hurts.

CO Hugh
06-11-2015, 16:52
Can't fix stupid.

brutal
06-11-2015, 16:58
He should have started with a nail gun, and worked his way up.

Did anyone ever hear anything more about the guy who "committed suicide" with the nail gun a year or two ago? NW somewhere as I recall, Arvada, Wheatridge, Denver West area perhaps.

Buff
06-11-2015, 17:08
That's going to leave a mark.....

TFOGGER
06-11-2015, 17:11
Stupid should be painful.

Irving
06-11-2015, 17:12
I remember a news sorry from when I was in high school where a young guy wanted to get a tattoo, but felt toy should only get a tattoo if you had some life altering experience to commemorate. Well he didn't have such experience so he decided to jump out of a moving car and died doing so. It was traveling approximately 30 mph I'd I remember correctly.

OtterbatHellcat
06-11-2015, 17:26
Sounds like he didn't want to admit he was doing something stupid, so he's doubling it down with the "I meant to do that" defense. Bold move, Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

This is what I was thinking as well.

BPTactical
06-11-2015, 18:46
Can't fix stupid.

You can, but it usually is a felony.




I wish some elected officials would lead by example on this one......

ray1970
06-11-2015, 19:10
I vote he tries castration next. You know, so he'll know how it feels.

Bailey Guns
06-11-2015, 19:32
Can't fix stupid.

Yes, you can. It's just generally illegal.

ETA: I see someone beat me to it.

TheGrey
06-11-2015, 20:17
Did anyone ever hear anything more about the guy who "committed suicide" with the nail gun a year or two ago? NW somewhere as I recall, Arvada, Wheatridge, Denver West area perhaps.

Here's the news story from when it happened:
http://www.denverpost.com/business/ci_26063651/labor-nail-gun-suicide-ceo-took-62k-from

Here's an update from this year:

http://www.denverpost.com/business/ci_27289536/nail-gun-suicide-prompted-when-thefts-pay-irs

GilpinGuy
06-11-2015, 22:11
THIS REPORT (http://gazette.com/colorado-springs-man-literally-shoots-self-in-foot-police-say/article/1553546) had this:


Hirtle told police he took off his boot, shot it, put it back on and then shot himself in the foot in his garage.

What the hell.....[Whacko]

MrPrena
06-11-2015, 22:39
Mental hospital after the hospital would be more suitable for him.

Irving
06-11-2015, 23:30
Someone may suggest that this gentlemen make a good decision at least once, just to see how it feels.