25 things I trust more than Hillary Clinton

[Great-Kazoo]

• Mexican tap water
• A wolverine with a ‘pet me’ sign
• A mixed drink served by Bill Cosby
• A straight shave from Jodi Arias
• An elevator ride with Ray Rice
• Browns going to the Super Bowl
• Brian Williams&# 39; memory
• Pete Carroll coaching decisions
• Loch Ness monster sightings
• Pinocchio
• The Boy that cried Wolf
• A snapping turtle in a mud bath
• A Nigerian inheritance email
• A pilot alone in the cockpit
• A factory packed parachute
• A test fart in bed with the flu
• Tying Anthony Weiner’s shoes
• Harry Reid’s exercise equipment
• A kiss from Judas
• An Afghan wearing a backpack
• A Dana White apology
• Keeping my healthcare plan
• A North Korean trial
• A BIC pen that won’t leak
• A tuna fish sandwich left on a city bus

[sniper7]

A rattlesnake nuzzling my pecker
a vasectomy from Lorena Bobbit
my kids playing fetch with a wild tiger

[Great-Kazoo]

A rattlesnake nuzzling my pecker
a vasectomy from Lorena Bobbit
my kids playing fetch with a wild tiger

Do i need to change it to 28 ?

[theGinsue]

I saw this list on FB a couple of weeks ago and agreed with everything on it.

[sniper7]

Do i need to change it to 28 ?

I think this thread should create a very long list with a number TBD

[TheGrey]

Add these to the lists:

Common Core history lessons
Gas station sushi
Shrimp with a "fresh!" sign
A used car salesman
cafeteria "mystery meat"
A commissioned salesperson assuring me, "Those jeans look great!"
Dentists
Doctors
Tweakers

[Ah Pook]

A fart.

[TEAMRICO]

Mitch McConnel and John Boheiner to Fuuuuuck us at every turn.

[BushMasterBoy]

Any lawyer.

[cstone]

Common sense gun laws proposed by Carolyn McCarthy.

[Great-Kazoo]

I saw this list on FB a couple of weeks ago and agreed with everything on it.

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.E0cpn6H%2fNyhqiz7eIVtpdg&pid=15.1&P=0

[jslo]

The Browns comment is just mean

[sroz]

The Browns comment is just mean........but it's a reality we must all accept.

[Aloha_Shooter]

You forgot Bill Clinton with young girls ...

[SideShow Bob]

You forgot Bill Clinton with young girls ...
You forgot to add Slick Willie having a pocket full of cigars.........

[OtterbatHellcat]

...effing LOL.

[Graves]

What exactly do you trust each of those things will do?

•stay wet?
•not steal?
•taste good?
•lol!
•go down?
etc.

[TFOGGER]

Bird hunting with Dick Cheney

[jhirsh5280]

- Stranger who asks if I want some candy
- Just the tip for a little bit to see how it feels
- Rockies to make a splash in free agency

[glenncal1]

Tiger Woods promising to commit to one woman (and not go to the waffle house)

[scratchy]

Kim Jong Un

[3beansalad]

that I won't chum inside

sent via electronic leash

[Zman]

The posted departure time for your flight.

[Jamnanc]

Panhandlers working for food.

[Aloha_Shooter]

I'd trust Rosie O'Donnell with a slice of my father's red velvet cake with home-made cream cheese frosting and a double scoop of super-rich French vanilla ice cream before I'd trust Hillary Clinton with anything.

[Guylee]

My 12 year old self with a case of beer, some bottle rockets, and the key to my dad's gun safe.

[anaphylaxis]

A recruiter...

[Joe_K]

A Mini 14 [Beer] < am I using that right? I don't know, I'm just putting it down cuz all the cool kids do it. [emoji41]

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