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kidicarus13
08-03-2015, 17:50
I personally think they're gullible wackos with too much free time and I'd like to post a video that made me laugh...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU
I've seen it, it is HILARIOUS. Some morons think they're above the law and then ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP. [LOL]
Sovereign Citizens are every dumb high school kid who ever said, "You can call a cop an asshole or whatever you want, as long as you say it's your opinion, man," and just never mentally developed beyond the day they heard that or something similar.
I find it ironic, but mostly sad, that they continuously spout off about how no rules apply to them, then try to restrict the actions of others by citing a bunch of rules.
How much time would you like to spend with me? I get paid by the hour [Coffee]
BushMasterBoy
08-03-2015, 18:17
I like the video where the cop shoots the guy in the head...for no front license plate.
Bailey Guns
08-03-2015, 18:38
I like the video where the cop shoots the guy in the head...for no front license plate.
Hey... It only takes two screws. Maybe he'll put the fuckin' thing on next time.
I like the video where the cop shoots the guy in the head...for no front license plate.
Surely you can do better than that.
cmailliard
08-03-2015, 19:44
I don't care how many times, it is funny to see stupid people get tasered. It's especially great when the person with the taser does the calm cool guy no warning pop.
HoneyBadger
08-03-2015, 19:52
Best youtube comment:
What's the big deal? They didn't taser him, they only tasered his person.
[LOL]
From the comments section on YouTube: "Let the record show I was being a dick and got what I deserved."
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...[ROFL1]
Zundfolge
08-03-2015, 21:24
The idiot Sovereign Citizens are funny ... the smart ones are downright scary and can make some poor cop or deputy's life hell with liens and what not.
In recent years it seems like there's more of the idiot ones than the smart ones (or at least the smart ones just keep a lower profile and probably don't have video cameras on them).
The crazy chick spouting off about the Articles of Confederation and "Article 4 free inhabitants" was funny too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H24sLF3CkMo
The cop here showed a great deal of professionalism, decorum, patience and restraint.
kidicarus13
08-03-2015, 21:33
I know the majority of you guys don't have 20 minutes to watch this compilation of sovereign citizens getting the smack down but I skipped TV tonight to be entertained by this video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCozh_vbYdM
Surely you can do better than that.
Please don't call me Surely.
RblDiver
08-03-2015, 22:23
Lmao, around the 4 minute mark on kidicarus's one, "You tried to taze my nuts, that's not proper use of a tazer!"
I know the majority of you guys don't have 20 minutes to watch this compilation of sovereign citizens getting the smack down but I skipped TV tonight to be entertained by this video...
https://youtu.be/QCozh_vbYdM
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FIFY, link no worky
https://youtu.be/QCozh_vbYdM
I like how they think that by just spouting off some random made up crap that they're magically above the law.
Jackasses.
Sometimes it doesn't hurt to play along. In the end, the results tend to be the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRySQ8rSs9E
Imagine some terrorist overseas attempting this semi-make believe legal double talk with US troops.
These "sovereigns" crack me up. What does any of that gibberish mean anyway? The judge addressed all 4 entities of that idiot and they all went to jail. [ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
I'd never heard of these groups so I just read the first few pages of the wiki about them. Is the point to not pay taxes or just plain not follow any law at all? It seems like they'd have more success if there wasn't such a high level of douche in what they're up to. I'm reminded of the scene from the movie Blow where he tries to argue that all he did was bring natural plants across an imaginary line drawn on the map.
Also I love that she threatens to sue in the same breath that she claims that laws aren't real.
I had no idea this was a thing! There goes my productivity today.
My favorite so far is the video in cstone's post. I love it when the judge begins speaking in legalese terms and the settler/agent/individual doesn't understand because he just repeats smart sounding phrases he's heard before. He has no real concept of what he's saying.
I applaud the professionalism of the people dealing with these individuals. I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
My favorite part of the wiki page is where it talks about a guy who didn't show up for prison, then they found him and it even lists his prisoner number and location. LOL
StagLefty
08-04-2015, 11:45
So if I understand the "free inhabitants" I don't need to pay lot rent anymore ?
kidicarus13
08-04-2015, 12:05
...because he just repeats smart sounding phrases he's heard before. He has no real concept of what he's saying.
97% of them are like this. Only very few SC's could have an intelligent and engaging conversation with you; although they would spend most of the conversation quoting, and then interpreting, outdated US law and court cases (most of which were later overturned).
It's comical until they get your attention by somehow affecting your life. (not my situation)
"Imma throw all four of your stupid asses in the pokey until further notice..."
[ROFL1]
StagLefty
08-04-2015, 14:02
Sometimes it doesn't hurt to play along. In the end, the results tend to be the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRySQ8rSs9E
Imagine some terrorist overseas attempting this semi-make believe legal double talk with US troops.
Did cstone the individual,person,or mod post this ?
clodhopper
08-04-2015, 14:49
It's comical until they get your attention by somehow affecting your life. (not my situation)
Are you asking as a person or an individual?
Did cstone the individual,person,or mod post this ?
On behalf of the sovereign man, unencumbered by the corporation and legal restrictions of the Articles of Confederation, we bid you greetings.
Posted as the agent and settler for the individual. cstone, the mod is currently an enigma, shrouded in mystery, and sprinkled with unfathomable perplexity; however if you leave a message, one of the many imps employed by said mod will be happy to file your message.
theGinsue
08-04-2015, 20:16
I see that kidicarus13 was able to successfully detain each and every one of your agents, settlers, individuals & persons lawfully & without protest for the duration of time it took each of you & your entities to read this thread & watch the linked videos. Well played kidicarus; well played.
You are now free to go in your traveling until such time as additional posts warrant further detaining.
Martinjmpr
08-05-2015, 09:19
My favorite part of the wiki page is where it talks about a guy who didn't show up for prison, then they found him and it even lists his prisoner number and location. LOL
My favorite part is this quote from a judge:
"The Court therefore feels some measure of responsibility to inform Defendant that all the fancy legal-sounding things he has read on the internet are make-believe......" [ROFL1]
ZERO THEORY
08-05-2015, 14:06
A guy I intentionally fell out contact with was at a mutual friend's BBQ a month or so ago. He explained to me that you actually don't need a driver's license and guaranteed that you could drive right into the city without one with no qualms if you knew the deal. He also explained how being in the infantry these days means you're gearing up to execute American citizens, and I finally about-faced when the words 'Jade Helm' came out of his mouth.
clodhopper
08-05-2015, 14:32
and I finally about-faced when the words 'Jade Helm' came out of his mouth.
Why? He was just getting to the good part.
A guy I intentionally fell out contact with was at a mutual friend's BBQ a month or so ago. He explained to me that you actually don't need a driver's license and guaranteed that you could drive right into the city without one with no qualms if you knew the deal.
He is right. You can do all those things. The deal is, that if you get caught, you will be cited and not permitted to drive (or travel) after they impound your car or park it legally in a neighborhood where I am sure the vehicle will be safe. Then you will have a few months to practice up on your pseudo-legal jargon to amuse or annoy the judge who will hear your case.
What a deal!
But wait, there is more!
For a short time only, the police will throw in a brief introductory lesson in less than lethal force for those sovereign citizens or anyone else who truly believes they don't have to get out of their car when told to exit the vehicle.
That's not enough for you?
OK, then Officer Friendly will throw in a few extra charges for you and just maybe you will get a couple days of gray bologna sammiches with some green cool aid while you sit in cell with some new acquaintances. And if that isn't enough, and the judge you annoy doesn't feel like listening to your Internet fueled legal education, you get to talk to one of the the best paid public defenders the tax payers can provide.
Your Jade Helm consumed friend was correct. He really does know a great deal after watching a few hours of youtube videos. [Coffee]
HoneyBadger
08-05-2015, 19:45
Why? He was just getting to the good part.
Ha! That's exactly what I was thinking when I read his post. [Beer]
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