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glenncal1
08-04-2015, 06:51
AUGUST 1--A knife-wielding Florida man who attempted a carjacking Thursday night quickly discovered that the vehicle he targeted was an http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/dominiquealbert.jpgundercover cop car occupied by a pair of armed plainclothes detectives, according to an arrest affidavit (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/hapless-carjacker).
Dominique Albert, 27, allegedly approached the car on a St. Petersburg street around 9:45 PM and yanked open the passenger door. Albert, pictured at right, leaned into the auto while holding a steak knife in his right hand.
While Albert’s would-be victims were initially startled by the interloper, they quickly rallied.
“Police!,” (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/hapless-carjacker) shouted Detective Daniel Torok from the driver’s seat as he drew his handgun and leveled it at Albert, who “turned and fled on foot.”
Torok and his partner then chased after Albert, who dropped his knife during the pursuit. When the cops caught up with Albert, he “fought Police with violence, but was finally taken into custody after a lengthy fight.” Albert, who allegedly continued to struggle after being handcuffed, stopped resisting after a backup officer “deployed his Taser.”
A search of Albert turned up two other “large, fixed blade knives,” police reported (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/hapless-carjacker).
Charged with carjacking, resisting arrest, and aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, all felonies, Albert is locked up on $170,000 bond.
At the time of the alleged carjacking, the hapless Albert was free on bond in connection with an arrest last month for shoplifting at a Walmart store.

roberth
08-04-2015, 06:55
Another of Obama's sons, does Michelle know about all these other women?

Great-Kazoo
08-04-2015, 08:09
Ah yes, WE need to offer reform to people in prison. How's that thread going?

Aloha_Shooter
08-04-2015, 08:13
... glad they used the Taser ... because y'know, black lives matter.

sellersm
08-04-2015, 11:12
Did he say he was a sovereign citizen?

BPTactical
08-04-2015, 11:51
Muh bebby dindu nuffin....

mackbamf
08-05-2015, 11:11
... glad they used the Taser ... because y'know, black lives matter.

Well currently it sure doesn't seem that white lives matter...

Skip
08-05-2015, 13:38
Steak knife made him do it. He was just going to enroll in college until he got that knife.

TRnCO
08-05-2015, 14:12
I can hear it now, Albert's mother, "he is such a good boy. He was just trying to get a ride down to the 7-11 to get some twizzlers. He would never hurt nobody."................yaddi da da..............

Zombie Steve
08-05-2015, 19:16
Fought police with violence? As opposed to harsh feelings?

robertcolorado2009
08-06-2015, 19:19
You guys are too funny!!! LOL!!! How can I top what's been said? Anybody got anymore ?

robertcolorado2009
08-06-2015, 19:21
mehbee he was just hungry and needed the knife in case he found some food on his way to college/bible study/ mens study group at church?

WETWRKS
08-06-2015, 20:40
mehbee he was just hungry and needed the knife in case he found some food on his way to college/bible study/ mens study group at church?

Where he was turning his life around while becoming a college graduate?

TFOGGER
08-07-2015, 07:31
reminded of this...


http://youtu.be/vsVCHE7ayPE