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davsel
08-07-2015, 08:38
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3188636/Child-porn-suspect-25-admits-clopper-sexually-aroused-Little-Pony-cartoons.html

Child porn suspect, 25, 'admits to being a "clopper" who is sexually aroused by My Little Pony cartoons'

Now, tell me again how no one should judge.
There are always red flags.
This society is ever increasingly reaping the result of its dangerous habit of ignoring them.
thvigil11
08-07-2015, 08:41
This explains so much about some of the membership here. [LOL]
StagLefty
08-07-2015, 09:08
This explains so much about some of the membership here. [LOL]

SSSSHHHHH !!!! [ROFL2]
Sawin
08-07-2015, 10:32
hahaha I am sure they'll chime in reaffirming that they just like it because it's funny, not because it's sexually arousing... but I'll let them defend themselves if they want to. If someone is sexually aroused by a cartoon, they need to seek therapy. I'm not kidding.
Irving
08-07-2015, 10:34
So one guy who identifies as a "clopper" and not a "Brony" and you're going to start shitting on some members? Judgements all around I guess.
thvigil11
08-07-2015, 10:41
Guilty conscious? Just teasing my friend. Don't get "sad"dle. We all know your a stable guy.
izzy
08-07-2015, 11:00
I've never heard the term "clooper" before. I'm cracking up and can't wait to call someone this name.
Irving
08-07-2015, 11:08
Guilty conscious? Just teasing my friend. Don't get "sad"dle. We all know your a stable guy.

LOL. Well done.
SuperiorDG
08-07-2015, 11:59
Next time some "gun nut" goes on a shooting spree we will all be seen as guilty. Oh wait!!!
davsel
08-07-2015, 12:01
So one guy who identifies as a "clopper" and not a "Brony" and you're going to start shitting on some members? Judgements all around I guess.
I would not suggest shitting on them; for fear they may likely be into that as well.
Irving
08-07-2015, 12:03
I would not suggest shitting on them; for fear they may likely be into that as well.
As lame as your thread is, you still get points for this being hilarious.
Ah Pook
08-07-2015, 12:20
If someone is sexually aroused by a cartoon, they need to seek therapy. I'm not kidding.
Yep, Fritz the Cat and Heavy Metal didn't do anything for me.
OtterbatHellcat
08-07-2015, 13:57
Yeah, but Fritz the Cat had some pretty funny stuff in it......damn, been a long while since I've seen that show.

I know there's a crowd out there into that Anime?...stuff. Meh.
brutal
08-07-2015, 14:03
Yeah, but Fritz the Cat had some pretty funny stuff in it......damn, been a long while since I've seen that show.

I know there's a crowd out there into that Anime?...stuff. Meh.

Not into myself, but have you seen some of the Cosplay gals? hubba hubba
OtterbatHellcat
08-07-2015, 14:21
ateYG8mYUzo

Yeah, okay.......I'm down.
brutal
08-07-2015, 14:44
ateYG8mYUzo

Yeah, okay.......I'm down.

Um, no.

https://www.google.com/search?q=cosplay+girls&safe=off&rlz=1C1AVNC_enUS602US602&espv=2&biw=1552&bih=832&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI27qzo-uXxwIVBFCSCh1RKwou
rondog
08-07-2015, 14:52
Um, no.

https://www.google.com/search?q=cosplay+girls&safe=off&rlz=1C1AVNC_enUS602US602&espv=2&biw=1552&bih=832&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI27qzo-uXxwIVBFCSCh1RKwou
OK, being tragically un-hip, I have no idea what "cosplay" means. But from those Google pics, Hubba Damn Hubba is right! Son-of-a.....
BPTactical
08-07-2015, 15:08
Yep, Fritz the Cat and Heavy Metal didn't do anything for me.

Hey now, Taarna the Tarachian warrior was hot..........in a cartoony kinda way.
Sawin
08-07-2015, 15:38
Not into myself, but have you seen some of the Cosplay gals? hubba hubba

HA! Although still quite geeky in my opinion, Cosplay girls are actual girls and not cartoons, so yes, folks who become sexually aroused by them, do not fall into my "need therapy" category simply by default. I tend to think they're just trying to take advantage of nerds with money... but what do I know? Literally nothing on the subject.
Irving
08-07-2015, 16:25
Haha, best exchange ever. OBC, you're pretty easy to convince. Watch Vampire+Rosario on Netflix. You'll get a kick out of it.
cstone
08-07-2015, 18:00
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."

60194
Aloha_Shooter
08-07-2015, 18:24
OK, being tragically un-hip, I have no idea what "cosplay" means. But from those Google pics, Hubba Damn Hubba is right! Son-of-a.....

Cosplay = Costume Play. Some of those gals are freaking amazing (I know one who really rocks Poison Ivy) but quite a few others make you want to dig your eyes out. Some people (like me) should never ever wear lycra or spandex or anything like that.
KevDen2005
08-09-2015, 08:38
What are the major differences between a "clopper" and a "brony?
Gman
08-09-2015, 08:58
What are the major differences between a "chopper" and a "brony?
http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/captain-america-chopper-profile-1.jpg

http://static1.gamespot.com/uploads/original/393/3936684/2617607-5447344693-someo.jpg

Any questions?
Gman
08-09-2015, 09:19
I think you misread something there...the term was cLopper.

Brony = a guy that's a fan of the cartoon.

Clopper = a guy that masturbates to the cartoon.

...so....no difference, really.
KevDen2005
08-09-2015, 14:16
I meant clopper for sure but apparently my ipad believed I meant chopper....I do appreciate people taking the time to tell me a chopper is and how it differs from a brony
theGinsue
08-09-2015, 15:12
Don't worry man, I fixed your post for you.
OtterbatHellcat
08-09-2015, 22:24
That is some funny sheeet, btw.
KevDen2005
08-10-2015, 00:26
I love this thread. Thanks Ginsue.
thvigil11
08-10-2015, 11:19
This thread needs to get reigned in. The mane point has been lost. It's time to put it out to pasture.
davsel
08-10-2015, 11:41
There's nothing like beating a unicorn to brighten your day.
TFOGGER
08-10-2015, 12:31
There's nothing like beating a unicorn to brighten your day.

Is that a euphemism for something else?
RblDiver
08-10-2015, 14:40
There's nothing like beating a unicorn to brighten your day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9auOCbH5Ns4
davsel
08-10-2015, 14:44
This is a family site - can't believe you posted that porn.
Bailey Guns
08-10-2015, 17:11
There's nothing like beating a unicorn to brighten your day.

Is that what it's called these days?
KevDen2005
08-11-2015, 08:49
This thread needs to get reigned in. The mane point has been lost. It's time to put it out to pasture.

How many puns can you get in there?
thvigil11
08-11-2015, 09:00
How many puns can you get in there?

Whoa now. You think it's a cinch to come up with all these. Neigh, I tell you. My throat is a little horse from sounding out these puns.
KevDen2005
08-11-2015, 23:32
Whoa now. You think it's a cinch to come up with all these. Neigh, I tell you. My throat is a little horse from sounding out these puns.


I literally laughed out loud