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djbar2
08-13-2015, 17:12
Dear Abby:
I met a man about 2 years ago and we have yet to be intimate. When I got with him, he was all nice and caring. He would talk about our future together, and all the things we would be doing. He promised to pay attention to me and give me the little extras that make me “feel pretty”. He would sit and have a glass of [insert favorite drink here] and not drink out of the can because that would be unsophisticated. But alas, 2 years have passed and we haven’t even seen each other in over 6 months. He keeps me in this dark and chilly place with the “others”. Yes! Others! He has several. Apparently he has quite diverse tastes. He likes them big and small, and short and long. We are all neglected in this small space, and we want to get out. We would even be happy if he would take us out in multiples, we just want his affection. How can we make him find time for us? We all feel empty.
Sincerely,
DJ’s AR-15
BPTactical
08-13-2015, 17:18
Put down the bong, just walk away D......
blacklabel
08-13-2015, 17:28
There's nothing repressed about that.
Irving
08-13-2015, 18:25
When DJ orders a safe, he asks the clerk for the "Harem" model that isn't printed in the catalog.
djbar2
08-13-2015, 21:02
When DJ orders a safe, he asks the clerk for the "Harem" model that isn't printed in the catalog.
[LOL]
SideShow Bob
08-13-2015, 21:21
Dear DJ's AR 15s,
It is time to admit you made a bad choice and cut your losses
Make a quick clean break from this loser, come find me and I will take good loving care of you and take you out often. Give you gentle caresses as I clean & lube you after every outing.
I have been a lonely fellow since the Great Floods of 2013, and have plenty of loving to give you and all of your compatriots.
Guylee
08-14-2015, 21:23
Are you one of those ammosexuals I keep hearing about?
OtterbatHellcat
08-15-2015, 11:31
All I can muster here, is .....wtf?
Singlestack
08-16-2015, 09:57
DJs AR: If you are too confined in there at least ask Daddy if he can buy you a Fatboy to hang out in.
Hound
08-16-2015, 22:16
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,mmmmmmmmmmm ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hatidua
08-17-2015, 08:40
-after reading this thread I feel dirty [Eek3]
roberth
08-17-2015, 09:28
-after reading this thread I feel dirty [Eek3]

Go wipe down your pistol.
HoneyBadger
08-17-2015, 09:33
Go wipe down your pistol.
Well, now I REALLY feel dirty... [Flower]
UncleDave
08-17-2015, 13:48
Go wipe down your pistol.

If you wipe it fast enough it will.go from a 9mm to a .45
HoneyBadger
08-17-2015, 18:00
Just in case this thread wasn't weird enough for you, lets take it to a whole new level:





























































https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/8f/ed/95/8fed95ea39b5206b5f412b1d25d120a9.jpg
SideShow Bob
08-17-2015, 18:12
Oh God my eyes, My eyes are burning. What once been seen cannot be unseen, give me a fork so that I can gouge out my eyes.
Irving
08-17-2015, 18:51
That's the kind of freedom I'm talking about!
HoneyBadger
08-17-2015, 20:25
Oh God my eyes, My eyes are burning. What once been seen cannot be unseen, give me a fork so that I can gouge out my eyes.
I can't find any forks, sorry. The only thing I can find is the furniture I keep running into. And who turned out the lights anyway??
sabot_round
08-17-2015, 21:16
Hillary only wishes that she would look that good. [Puke]
SideShow Bob
08-17-2015, 21:21
I can't find any forks, sorry. The only thing I can find is the furniture I keep running into. And who turned out the lights anyway??

Admit it HB, you see that picture, and you start carring wood, And I'm not talking about a classic AK stock either.

where is the Fap,Fap Fap smiley ?
HoneyBadger
08-17-2015, 21:48
Admit it HB, you see that picture, and you start carring wood, And I'm not talking about a classic AK stock either.

where is the Fap,Fap Fap smiley ?
[Puke][Puke][Puke][Puke][Puke][Puke]
theGinsue
08-17-2015, 21:55
HoneyBadger, you make me sick.

No really, I just threw up in my mouth.
HoneyBadger
08-17-2015, 21:59
HoneyBadger, you make me sick.

No really, I just threw up in my mouth.
Hillary seems to have that effect on people with brains.
theGinsue
08-17-2015, 22:01
Are you flirting with me?
HoneyBadger
08-17-2015, 22:05
Are you flirting with me?
Straight to the chase, eh? [mlp]
theGinsue
08-17-2015, 22:11
Look, no time to dally around..I've gotta know if I need to freshen my makeup. It takes time for me to look this pretty.
HoneyBadger
08-17-2015, 22:30
Look, no time to dally around..I've gotta know if I need to freshen my makeup. It takes time for me to look this pretty.
Sweetie, you know you don't need that makeup!
theGinsue
08-17-2015, 22:42
We'd better knock this shit off before people start to get the wrong idea about us by misunderstanding our odd sense of humor.

But then again...
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