View Full Version : Remember Jared from the Subway commercials?
I knew something always seemed a little "off" about him. I just figured he was gay or something. Turns out he's a pedophile.
http://fox59.com/2015/08/18/former-subway-spokesman-jared-fogle-to-plead-guilty-to-child-pornography-charges/
TEAMRICO
08-19-2015, 18:20
I wonder if he ever used lines like "Would you like a 12" or a 6"?
Great-Kazoo
08-19-2015, 18:42
Well soon enough he'll be wishing those FOOT LONG'S weren't going to haunt him. Looks like his cellmates will be getting theirs on a white (O) bun
XC700116
08-19-2015, 18:54
I wish the POS many gang rapings by bubba, and a shive to the liver about 3 days prior to his release date.
blacklabel
08-19-2015, 19:01
Turns out Subway and prison have something in common.
Wonder if they'll make him sing the $5 footlong jingle in the pokey.
60455
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
:: golf clap:: He essentially got busted for patronizing a 17 year old Whore. The pictures/vids of teenagers on his computer were all sent to him unsolicited. He is a world class creep but wishing his death is really classy too.
And asking the 17 year old whore to find him a 16 year old.... quoted "younger is better"
60459
Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.
14 victims according to one article
Great-Kazoo
08-19-2015, 22:21
14 victims according to one article
To the tune of $1.4 MILLION. Hell the church hasn't paid that much, restitution wise. Adjusted for correct payout.
Great-Kazoo
08-19-2015, 22:36
One point four.
Stand corrected. I notice the Feds had their hands out, for $50K. One would think The .gov could really cash in on Sharpton and his tax cheating, [ROFL3]NM.
Martinjmpr
08-20-2015, 10:49
Wow.
First he got AIDS (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jared_Has_Aides) and now this?
BPTactical
08-20-2015, 20:35
Poor guy, he started and finished his career trying to get into smaller pants....[Coffee]
Great-Kazoo
08-20-2015, 21:13
Poor guy, he started and finished his career trying to get into smaller pants....[Coffee]
BAM! you and Irving taking comedian classes together ?
The joy of having given up TV in 2006 is that I don't have a clue who or what all y'all are talking about.
The joy of having given up TV in 2006 is that I don't have a clue who or what all y'all are talking about.
Keep it that way. It's just more sad news.
I read an article where they interviewed a bunch of inmates and asked them what it'll be like for him in prison. Not as bad as one would hope/imagine, but still not pretty.
hurley842002
08-21-2015, 10:20
I read an article where they interviewed a bunch of inmates and asked them what it'll be like for him in prison. Not as bad as one would hope/imagine, but still not pretty.
It's nowhere near what everyone seems to think it would be. More than likely he'll be paying "rent" and buying commissary for people.
He might get an occaisional footlong in prison, but more likely he gets a regular 6" combo.
RCCrawler
08-21-2015, 11:06
https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11899835_1033270873364268_6441557534719731322_n.jp g?oh=b0f6a3609c61753e40c615ae6280f5db&oe=5673F6B1
Sentenced to 15 1/2 years. Don't even hardened criminals hate pedophiles? Wonder if he will make it out alive?
hurley842002
11-19-2015, 13:18
Sentenced to 15 1/2 years. Don't even hardened criminals hate pedophiles? Wonder if he will make it out alive?
Many folks are under the impression that the prison system throws sex offenders in with a bunch of hardened gang members and the like. No, he'll be incarcerated with like minded criminals, and he'll be much safer than what many would like to believe. Rather or not people like it, the job of the prison system is to keep everyone safe.
He'll probably be out in 15 1/2 months for 'good behavior'.
BPTactical
11-19-2015, 20:59
Now lighten up guys. I'm sure there are plenty of kind and considerate folks where he's headed.
I heard somebody already offered to push up his stool after dinner.........
Great-Kazoo
11-19-2015, 21:37
Many folks are under the impression that the prison system throws sex offenders in with a bunch of hardened gang members and the like. No, he'll be incarcerated with like minded criminals, and he'll be much safer than what many would like to believe. Rather or not people like it, the job of the prison system is to keep everyone safe.
Probably the special needs housing unit. commonly referred to as the SHU
I hear jail can be a pain in the ass.
BladesNBarrels
11-20-2015, 10:28
From 9 News:
Former Subway sandwich pitchman Jared Fogle could serve his prison sentence in the Englewood Federal Correctional Institution.
From 9 News:
Former Subway sandwich pitchman Jared Fogle could serve his prison sentence in the Englewood Federal Correctional Institution.
He will soon be the Subway catcher.
More good news:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3494850/Pedophile-Subway-pitchman-Jared-Fogle-beaten-prison-inmate-hatred-child-molesters.html
Armed robber, 60, 'with a hatred of pedophiles' who beat ex-Subway pitchman Jared Fogle to a bloody heap during prison yard brawl
[Beer]
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/03/16/15/32411F3A00000578-3494850-image-a-2_1458141192680.jpg
Guess Jared didn't want the footlong after all....
Jimmy seems like a nice fellow
Guess Jared didn't want the footlong after all....
[ROFL2]
Winner!
StagLefty
03-16-2016, 14:09
Guess Jared didn't want the footlong after all....
He just didn't want it toasted !!!
ColoradoTJ
03-16-2016, 14:40
One of many beatings I pray.
Great-Kazoo
03-16-2016, 15:00
This was just a warm up. Probably get his exam sometime during his medical hold stay.
Was anyone really surprised he got his ticket punched.
On a side note. It's interesting the same SJW's who believe violent felons deserve a second chance, rarely if ever, feel the same about pedo's. Then again they're pro-choice, anti-death penalty
Then again they're pro-choice, anti-death penalty
When you turn a blind-eye and cold heart to the innocence of the unborn, isn't it all the same?
...and "pro-choice" only advances 1/2 of the equation.
It's nice to see Jared met the 'Welcome Wagon'.
hollohas
03-16-2016, 16:07
Surprised it took this long. I understand pedophiles are hated by everyone in jail, even the total psycho's with no moral compass at all hate pedophiles.
HoneyBadger
03-16-2016, 16:19
Anyone with kids should understand the animosity toward pedophiles. I'm not a violent person and I really like the NAP (Non-Aggression Principle), but pedophiles can make it significantly more challenging to abide by.
Colorado Fatboy
03-16-2016, 16:32
Surprised it took this long. I understand pedophiles are hated by everyone in jail, even the total psycho's with no moral compass at all hate pedophiles.
Anybody who is a known CHOMO (child molester) or has committed a sex crime, is definitely not liked in any way shape or form in any prison, anywhere! Of course they try to hide it, but it usually comes out one way or another.
I'm really surprised that he was not in protective custody (segregation) with such a high profile case, I'm sure he will be now!
BPTactical
03-16-2016, 20:03
I guess when you don't have enough bread, you can't save your meat......
I heard about Jared on the news today, and they were joking about how they were expecting to hear that he was beaten up, but instead the news was that he had gained 50lbs since being in jail.
hurley842002
03-16-2016, 21:29
I heard about Jared on the news today, and they were joking about how they were expecting to hear that he was beaten up, but instead the news was that he had gained 50lbs since being in jail.
Too many honey buns and ramen..
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