Made a liberal shed tears

[BPTactical]

I posted this on "that other place" and some over there doubted this actually occurred.
Those of you that know me, you really think I would do this?
If you don't think I wouldn't you don't know me then...


Really, I made her cry.

It had been a morning at work, inventory, fighting a new to me machine I was not familiar with, 87 different things going on etc. Come lunch time I needed to get out of the office for a while and decompress so I cruised down to a nearby BBQ joint for some brisket sammich sanity.
Now I wasn't in a shitty mood, just need a break from BS and I wasn't particularly warm and fuzzy.
The place is pretty busy with a line to the cashier about 6 folks deep.
I am carrying my G20 in a Bianchi OWB with a long shirt, covers it well. While I am standing in line I am checking e mails and I fumbled my phone.
I bent over to pick up my phone and obviously part of the 20 is exposed, I straighten back up, flip my shirt back down to cover and I am waiting there to order.
I hear a voice behind me and turn to look, it is a 40ish, red and purple haired lady about 5'5" and probably about 175#. Horned rimmed glasses, looked about like Evie Hudak from the Colorado recalls and she is giving me the stink eye.
Her: "Are you a police officer?"
Me: "Why, did you do something wrong?"
Her: "No, but I noticed you were carrying a gun." Now usually I just blow something like that off and I am tolerant of most ignorant people but the way she sneered at me looking over her goggles when she asked it struck a nerve.
I replied: "Well, you have a vagina, does that make you a prostitute?"
She turns beet red and she is pissed!
Me: "See, blind assumptions are foolish."
Her: "Well I think only police and the Army need guns."
Me: "I don't recall asking you what you thought about the subject and I saw that movie where only the police and military had guns too. It was called Schindlers List. It didn't work out too well for the people that didn't have guns."
Her: "Well I should call the police."
Me: "And tell them what? Here, would you like to use my phone, I will even dial the number for you in case you can't remember it."

And then it happened.
The crocodile tears started to flow and she just stood there.
I placed my order, got my sammich and sat down and ate my lunch.
Just before I left the guy who had been in front of me in line and had overheard the exchange came up to me and said: "Classic man, just classic."

Like I said, normally I would not reply in such a way but man, she really annoyed me.


Happy Friday all

[blacklabel]

Well done BP.

[cfortune]

Seems about right given the limited interactions I've had with you.

My best friend's wife's sister always hangs out with us. She's a feminazi mega leftist with a severe case of hoplophobia. I make her cry almost once a month. Logic apparently hurts her feelings. She's pretty hot though... Liberal tears on a busty 5' tall girl, priceless.

[rondog]

I could totally see you doing that, you renegade you!

[brutal]

I LOL'd

I think you dropped the phone on purpose.

Three cheers for Bert!

[BPTactical]

I LOL'd

I think you dropped the phone on purpose.

Three cheers for Bert!

Bettrn droppin the soap I reckon...

[ray1970]

I love making people cry. Especially women and even more so total strangers.

My hat's off to you, sir.

[Beer]

[theGinsue]

Yep. I can see you doing that as well - the words just sound like you. I wish I'd been there with a bucket of popcorn. I would have bought your lunch for you.

[Zundfolge]

And then it happened.
The crocodile tears started to flow and she just stood there.

And that, my friends, is the underdeveloped Amygdala of the narcissist (http://www.anonymousconservative.com/blog/narcissism-and-the-fractured-amygdala/) in action.

[BushMasterBoy]

She was hitting on you...

[TheGrey]

*applause*

Good for you! I hate people like that, male or female.

[sroz]

Hmmmm....so, she never answered the prostitute question did she?

[Graves]

LOL! Nice, Bert!

[Calculated]

I'd assume prostitute of a woman in her 40's with red and purple hair..

Funny thing is, people like that (not prostitutes, idiots) don't even realize that you would have protected her/their life in a scenario where a loon busted in and the boys in blue were a few minutes away, if someone was even able to notify them. Nice work bet that was a mighty tasty brisket sammy!

[jhood001]

Classic, man. Classic!

[cfortune]

Hmmmm....so, she never answered the prostitute question did she?


hahahaha

[bigshane]

That was pretty dangerous scaring her like that. She might have gone into liberal defense mode and vomited and urinated.

[TFOGGER]

:::Golf clap:::

[ROFL1]

[Joe_K]

Priceless! Loved the "Why did you do something wrong?" Part

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[Great-Kazoo]

I posted this on "that other place" and some over there doubted this actually occurred.
Those of you that know me, you really think I would do this?
If you don't think I wouldn't you don't know me then...


Really, I made her cry.

It had been a morning at work, inventory, fighting a new to me machine I was not familiar with, 87 different things going on etc. Come lunch time I needed to get out of the office for a while and decompress so I cruised down to a nearby BBQ joint for some brisket sammich sanity.
Now I wasn't in a shitty mood, just need a break from BS and I wasn't particularly warm and fuzzy.
The place is pretty busy with a line to the cashier about 6 folks deep.
I am carrying my G20 in a Bianchi OWB with a long shirt, covers it well. While I am standing in line I am checking e mails and I fumbled my phone.
I bent over to pick up my phone and obviously part of the 20 is exposed, I straighten back up, flip my shirt back down to cover and I am waiting there to order.
I hear a voice behind me and turn to look, it is a 40ish, red and purple haired lady about 5'5" and probably about 175#. Horned rimmed glasses, looked about like Evie Hudak from the Colorado recalls and she is giving me the stink eye.
Her: "Are you a police officer?"
Me: "Why, did you do something wrong?"
Her: "No, but I noticed you were carrying a gun." Now usually I just blow something like that off and I am tolerant of most ignorant people but the way she sneered at me looking over her goggles when she asked it struck a nerve.
I replied: "Well, you have a vagina, does that make you a prostitute?"
She turns beet red and she is pissed!
Me: "See, blind assumptions are foolish."
Her: "Well I think only police and the Army need guns."
Me: "I don't recall asking you what you thought about the subject and I saw that movie where only the police and military had guns too. It was called Schindlers List. It didn't work out too well for the people that didn't have guns."
Her: "Well I should call the police."
Me: "And tell them what? Here, would you like to use my phone, I will even dial the number for you in case you can't remember it."

And then it happened.
The crocodile tears started to flow and she just stood there.
I placed my order, got my sammich and sat down and ate my lunch.
Just before I left the guy who had been in front of me in line and had overheard the exchange came up to me and said: "Classic man, just classic."

Like I said, normally I would not reply in such a way but man, she really annoyed me.


Happy Friday all



Good one. Why would anyone over there doubt you. You're not gabe . is it in GD of HTF. NM i'll browse




BTW: you were more tactful than i would have been. Of course i wouldn't have said anything. That's the kind of guy eye yam.

[Great-Kazoo]

Hmmmm....so, she never answered the prostitute question did she?

She was too busy fantasizing about that Glock Perfection.

[ray1970]

You know, Bert, you could have avoided this whole scenario if you'd just use a good IWB holster.

[buffalobo]

I'd assume prostitute of a woman in her 40's with red and purple hair..

Funny thing is, people like that (not prostitutes, idiots) don't even realize that you would have protected her/their life in a scenario where a loon busted in and the boys in blue were a few minutes away, if someone was even able to notify them. Nice work bet that was a mighty tasty brisket sammy!

+1 for the noob.

[buffalobo]

Good on you Bert, we would expect nothing less.[Beer]

Am sure appropriate amount of sarcasm was used at just the right time.[AR15]

[sniper7]

Nicely done!

[hurley842002]

Very nice, I'm not nearly that witty!

[Squeeze]

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[crashdown]

#gunsmithslivesmatter

[DavieD55]

There are just too many retards out there. It is time to remove the warning labels. [Coffee]

[roberth]

LOL - Excellent! :)

[BPTactical]

You know, Bert, you could have avoided this whole scenario if you'd just use a good IWB holster.

I can't IWB a fullsize pistol. My ass ain't big enough.

[jmg8550]

Well done.

[roberth]

And that, my friends, is the underdeveloped Amygdala of the narcissist (http://www.anonymousconservative.com/blog/narcissism-and-the-fractured-amygdala/) in action.

Thanks for this.

[StagLefty]

Do you have any Bert posters ? [ROFL2]

[SuperiorDG]

Don't believe it, no one carries a G20 concealed.[pileoshit]

[Zman]

Hmmmm....so, she never answered the prostitute question did she?

hmmm ... Maybe herein lies the trigger for the tears ... Exposed? [Coffee]

[Alpha2]

Chuck Norris looks over his shoulder for Bert.

[StagLefty]

He's the most interesting gunsmith in the world [Coffee]

[KS63]

Unicorn Tears

[Skip]

#gunsmithslivesmatter

^ this!!!

I've dealt with that "kind" of person in other settings. They are the first to raise hell if their feelings aren't immediately validated by forced change. Those people should really have their own country.

[ray1970]

Those people should really have their own country.

They do. It's called California. Oh, and I hear they are trying to overthrow other countries (like Colorado). You know, like Hitler did.

[davsel]

Love it!

A quick selfie with her all teared up would have been priceless.

[Skip]

They do. It's called California. Oh, and I hear they are trying to overthrow other countries (like Colorado). You know, like Hitler did.

At least the Nazis had the decency to bring some guns with them.

[sampson]

He's the most interesting gunsmith in the world [Coffee]
That's awesome bert :)

[Tinelement]

Well done Bert!


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[ray1970]

I wonder how this would have played out if he asked if she was a prostitute and she actually was a prostitue?

[StagLefty]

I wonder how this would have played out if he asked if she was a prostitute and she actually was a prostitue?

We'd still be waiting for this thread [ROFL2]

[vossman]

This too.


Love it!

A quick selfie with her all teared up would have been priceless.

[OtterbatHellcat]

#gunsmithslivesmatter

Seriously, ......mandatory Sensitivity Training meeting for all of us. It's horrible to just scare helpless people like that, Bert.

:D

[BPTactical]

I wonder how this would have played out if he asked if she was a prostitute and she actually was a prostitue?

She would have paid me.

[henpecked]

Good job Bert.....made my day

[ray1970]

She would have paid me.
Or you could have made a citizens arrest and detained her until the police arrived.

Then when the police show up you tell them how she was soliciting you and commenting on the size of your piece.

[brutal]

She would have paid me.

You would have had to re-thread your barrel bud.

[BPTactical]

You would have had to re-thread your barrel bud.

Nope, just chase them.....because they were running away from my wife.

[cstone]

When you bent over, she could have commented on the crack in your frame. [Eek3]

[Gman]

They do. It's called California.
Coastal California. There's lots of good folks inland that are screwed over by the lefties that have stacked the cards against them.

Thanks for the happy story, Bert. Seems like things are a bit heavy lately.

[Hound]

2 thumbs up

[wctriumph]

LOL. !!!

[BlasterBob]

They do. It's called California. Oh, and I hear they are trying to overthrow other countries (like Colorado). You know, like Hitler did.

And this was just one of the reasons of why we moved out of the State Colorado last Thursday.

[SamuraiCO]

I think the tears were from the realization that she finally knows what a real man is and she has wasted all her life with such inferior models.

Well done I could only hope to be so quick with thought and cool with delivery. See those shooting tactics pay off and have multiple uses.

[buckshotbarlow]

perfect sticky material

[bellavite1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
And a good day to you too, Sir! [rockon]

[brutal]

This is handle change material

[Guylee]

You're making me want to cry.

From laughter.

[LongArmoftheLaw]

Made my day reading this! Awesome job man haha [ROFL3]

[Skully]

Bert is "Gun hero of the Day"

[Beer]