View Full Version : Gun protesters wear dildos. Seems about right.
Fentonite
10-11-2015, 15:08
...Hundreds of students at the University of Texas plan to protest a new state law allowing guns in campus buildings not with signs or sit-ins, but by “strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks.”
http://tablet.olivesoftware.com/Olive/Tablet/AustinAmericanStatesman/SharedArticle.aspx?href=AAS%2F2015%2F10%2F11&id=Ar02602
Let it begin.
Great-Kazoo
10-11-2015, 15:15
Sounds like another bunch of dicks to me.
BushMasterBoy
10-11-2015, 15:17
CCD?
alan0269
10-11-2015, 15:31
CCD?
Wouldn't it be OCD since they are open carrying???
The stupid continues to grow. No wonder I'm wholly unimpressed with most people who have college degrees.
Talk about missing a money making opportunity. Could have set up a dildo stand on campus and used the funds for free CCW classes!
StagLefty
10-11-2015, 15:43
mmmmm stiff opposition ?
The organizer of the protest is a "violin performance major."
That requires a university education?
I suppose if the intent is to draw attention to the law, then this is the way to do it.
Guess I'll go hang a dildo from each side view mirror on my vehicle to protest photo radar vans.
argonstrom
10-11-2015, 15:55
I'm guessing they ran out of name tags.
I want to know what their definition of gigantic is. I'm sure they can't afford one of the really big ones. :)
Beware the small framed girl carrying around the giant black/purple jelly fist.
Local gun shop should promote bags with molle webbing to help with the "strapping."
I guess I'm thinking like a liberal because I can't see how this won't lead to some classroom cock fighting.
Local gun shop should promote bags with molle webbing to help with the "strapping."
Fleshlight should show up and market them as holsters.
theGinsue
10-11-2015, 17:09
Because the dildo's are to be strapped to backpacks and not in a strap-on harness that means it isn't indecent?
Hypocracy.
Great-Kazoo
10-11-2015, 17:26
I want to know what their definition of gigantic is. I'm sure they can't afford one of the really big ones. :)
You base this on actual buying or use of ?
Fleshlight should show up and market them as holsters.
Excellent.
You base this on actual buying or use of ?
You probably don't want to know the answer. :). Like most things, you get what you pay for.
I want to know what their definition of gigantic is. I'm sure they can't afford one of the really big ones. :)
Like the ones with a shoulder strap and kickstand?
Just a bunch of losers advertising that they can't cope with the natural way of things. I think Kates was right;
"The representation of the penis as a weapon, cutting knife, dagger etc., is familiar to us from the anxiety dreams of abstinent women in particular and also lies at the root of numerous phobias in neurotic people."
Been done.
Come Chodaby!!
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r274/r31tim/orgazmo010bh.jpg
BPTactical
10-11-2015, 19:22
Actually this is perfect.
When held at gunpoint they can happily go fuck themselves.
And realize how badly they are then fucked.
bellavite1
10-11-2015, 20:02
This Forum level of knowledge and familiarity with the different kind of dildos and the way they should be strapped on is making me a little uncomfortable...[werdo]
And I thought I was the weird one![Coffee]
BPTactical
10-11-2015, 20:24
This Forum level of knowledge and familiarity with the different kind of dildos and the way they should be strapped on is making me a little uncomfortable...[werdo]
And I thought I was the weird one![Coffee]
Snap out of it Louie, we're in Colorado...........we are surrounded by dildo's...
This country is so fucked...
Aloha_Shooter
10-11-2015, 21:55
Snap out of it Louie, we're in Colorado...........we are surrounded by dildo's...
... and here I thought I was surrounded by a--holes ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHNB8IHfHdU
dustdevil
10-11-2015, 22:31
This is so funny it is unbelievable.
The only thing that they will probably end up doing is becoming offended themselves. When the articles, forum posts, and conversations start gravitating toward "10 things you can tell about a UT student carrying a large dildo" the originators will become offended that everyone is sexualizing their message and ignoring the main issue etc.
Just think what the internet is going to do with the pictures and the videos.
The school will probably be inundated with sexual harassment complaints from these morons.
The school will probably have to answer stupid questions like "Can I get the clap if I mistakenly touch another persons sex toy in class?" and "If I lost my sex toy will I be able to claim it at the lost and found?" "What should I do if I find an abandoned sex toy on campus?"
Well at least if they get mugged and raped, they will have a dildo to help out.
ThunderSquirrel
10-12-2015, 08:17
I fail to see why this has made so many people angry.
dustdevil
10-12-2015, 08:21
I don't think it has made anyone angry. The have a stereotype made up of gun owners and they believe that stereotype will be angry.
JohnnyEgo
10-12-2015, 09:59
SKD sells, or used to sell, a giant bag of dicks. Perhaps it will become a profit leader for them if this sort of thing continues.
I'm assuming we'll see a spike of public masturbation there? After all, according to liberals, guns just force people to kill each other because that's what they're designed to do. So obviously, lots of dildos mean...
wctriumph
10-12-2015, 15:30
Well, this might be a good place for all of those moms demanding action to go, sounds like they can get all they want and more.
theGinsue
10-12-2015, 15:34
I'm assuming we'll see a spike of public masturbation there? After all, according to liberals, guns just force people to kill each other because that's what their designed to do. So obviously, lots of dildos mean...
Well, this might be a good place for all of those moms demanding action to go, sounds like they can get all they want and more.
After these 2 posts nothing that comes after will be as good. Well done gentlemen.
wctriumph
10-12-2015, 15:36
Thank you.
Aloha_Shooter
10-12-2015, 15:50
There's just something about these topics lying right on top of each other like this ... [ROFL2]
61473
After these 2 posts nothing that comes after will be as good. Well done gentlemen.
:D Thanks. However, it would have been better if I had used proper grammar. Doh!
BPTactical
10-12-2015, 17:51
There's just something about these topics lying right on top of each other like this ... [ROFL2]
61473
LOL
Gun protesters are dildos.
Dildos wearing dildos = libtard inception. Dipshit within a dipshit
Gun protesters are dildos.
Dildos wearing dildos = libtard inception. Dipshit within a dipshit
They make Xzibit memes for a reason... ;)
They make Xzibit memes for a reason... ;)
I'm sure someone will beat me to it
I'm sure someone will beat me to it
Qouth the dildo when asked about the stripper's favorite song.
:D
OctopusHighball
10-12-2015, 18:54
They really shouldn't be open carrying. Everyone knows concealed carry is far safer. I suggest they stick it up their ass.
i have a feeling it will be "hard" to show this protest on the evening news.
There's just something about these topics lying right on top of each other like this ... [ROFL2]
61473
even better now! 61474
BPTactical
10-12-2015, 20:08
Just a bunch of college idjits running around half cocked....
It's not just the pot they feel the buzz from.
They're just dicking around.
Im just glad that we can continue to assume that liberal men truly are dickless fools, and liberal woman are all unsatiatied whores.
"What if Grasshoppers carried .45's?.......
Than Birds wouldn't %#@$ with them as much!"
sabot_round
10-13-2015, 11:12
Been done.
Come Chodaby!!
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r274/r31tim/orgazmo010bh.jpg
I really don't want to know what you were browsing for when you found that link.
RblDiver
10-13-2015, 15:50
Beware the small framed girl carrying around the giant black/purple jelly fist.
Makes me think Saints Row 4, Kinzie Kensington and the Penetrator.
Portsider86
10-13-2015, 20:20
Seems to me like they're trying to compensate for something.
I really don't want to know what you were browsing for when you found that link.
Browsing, Hell. I owed the movie. Think South Park peeps.
sabot_round
10-13-2015, 23:19
Browsing, Hell. I owed the movie. Think South Park peeps.
[ROFL2]
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