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Alpha2
10-14-2015, 17:37
http://eagnews.org/panic-strikes-school-after-student-says-gum/

68Charger
10-14-2015, 17:50
Best quote from the article:


No gun was ever found. No word on if the student ever got the requested gum.

sniper7
10-14-2015, 18:20
I thought gum was pretty much banned in schools too! It should be now!

Irving
10-14-2015, 18:31
Someone just landed Remedial Listening for themselves. Or maybe the other kid is in Remedial Pronunciation.

Scanker19
10-14-2015, 20:20
A similar thing happened to me and my girlfriend recently. She thought she was getting a clock for her birthday...

BushMasterBoy
10-14-2015, 20:29
Did she have a good time?

Scanker19
10-14-2015, 20:34
Did she have a good time?

Oh I don't care. BadaBOOM!

crays
10-14-2015, 20:36
Wow. You bought her a Glock? Nice gift.

sent from nowhere

HoneyBadger
10-14-2015, 22:05
Wow. You bought her a Glock? Nice gift.

sent from nowhere
Exactly what I was thinking! [Beer]

Great-Kazoo
10-14-2015, 22:41
Wow. You bought her a Glock? Nice gift.

sent from nowhere

Either way she probably ended up with something that had a hair trigger and failed to fire a second time.

NFATrustGuy
10-15-2015, 03:04
Either way she probably ended up with something that had a hair trigger and failed to fire a second time.

aaaaand...

Mr. Kah-zoo for the the win!