Suspicious email, oh no LOL

[Doc45]

So just got an email through an online sales site:
"I want to express my interest in buying your gun, I pretty much like it,.I would love to buy it as a antiques and for my self protection. Do you still have the gun still available for sale?"

All syntax, punctuation and spacing is as the email was written to me. Came with a gmail addy, which in and of itself doesn't really mean anything but add in the language issues and I think I'll pass on replying LOL.

Oh, despite in bold letters stating emails without a phone number will be ignored, sheesh.

[porfiriozg]

Still not the weirdest I've read

[roberth]

I got one that offered me 25 MILLION DOLLARS and another one that offered WINNING LOTTO tickets.

I'll follow up if you guys chip in first. [ROFL1]

[Madeinhb]

I got one from a prince.

[Great-Kazoo]

So just got an email through an online sales site:
"I want to express my interest in buying your gun, I pretty much like it,.I would love to buy it as a antiques and for my self protection. Do you still have the gun still available for sale?"

All syntax, punctuation and spacing is as the email was written to me. Came with a gmail addy, which in and of itself doesn't really mean anything but add in the language issues and I think I'll pass on replying LOL.

Oh, despite in bold letters stating emails without a phone number will be ignored, sheesh.

That's It ? I always reply to them.

I inform them while that item of interest has been sold. Perhaps they would have an interest in a NEW PRODUCT not yet FDA approved
that will increase their manhood 25%. No money is needed to purchase a sample (for a limited time) HOWEVER in order for me to send it. I do require a small payment to cover special delivery overnight charges on my end.
IF they paypal me no later than 24 hours after receiving this e-mail. I would only charge them $14.95. But a small price to pay for such LARGE return.
A scam you say!!.
Kind Sir of most honest intentions. I guarantee such happiness will await your woman once you receive my product.
IF you have any doubt. I'd be happy to send you pictures of the results I Too have been most blessed with. For that, only a paltry pittance of $13.95 will get you the proof you need.

[Irving]

I pretty much like this thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

I pretty much like this thread.

You received your pictures ?

[ray1970]

You received your pictures ?

I hope you were kind enough to cut him a buddy deal on your pricing.

[HoneyBadger]

This thread wins.

[Great-Kazoo]

I hope you were kind enough to cut him a buddy deal on your pricing.

OH NO, he suckered you in on a Group Buy [ROFL3]. I wasn't sure which side was my best "profile" so i did him a "Package" deal. Before you ask, Yes Those are Real Tattoo's

[Irving]

Really impressed by the 3D file that allowd me to rotate the image to any angle I like Kazoo.

[ben4372]

I find it hard to believe one of you doesn't have a 3D printer.

[brutal]

Can you imagine the shit they would print with a group buy 3D printer?

[Great-Kazoo]

Can you imagine the shit they would print with a group buy 3D printer?

2 words..... scintered metal.