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BPTactical
11-12-2015, 22:04
....it turns a "no, no, no" time into a "mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm" time[Coffee]










Good night Gracie....

Great-Kazoo
11-12-2015, 22:07
It's the best thing for baby sitting. Of course one must load those cute little angels up on cherry coke & benedryl, first.

HoneyBadger
11-12-2015, 22:10
ha! WTF Bert?


In other news, duct tape makes a decent substitute for masking tape when painting about 90% of the time.

Irving
11-12-2015, 22:11
I have enough blue duct tape on my laptop that people never fail to notice and ask me about it.

Great-Kazoo
11-12-2015, 22:13
I have enough blue duct tape on my laptop that people never fail to notice and ask me about it.

TACTICALDUCT ? Tell us MORE !

ray1970
11-12-2015, 22:14
There aren't many problems in life that can't be handled with duct tape or WD-40.

If if moves but it isn't supposed to, use the duct tape. If it doesn't move but it's supposed to, use the WD-40.

buffalobo
11-12-2015, 23:14
There aren't many problems in life that can't be handled with duct tape or WD-40.

If if moves but it isn't supposed to, use the duct tape. If it doesn't move but it's supposed to, use the WD-40.
Throw in a roll of baling wire and conquer the world.

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Ah Pook
11-12-2015, 23:27
[Tooth]

https://gaslamppost.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/duct-tape-feat-001.jpg

Gman
11-12-2015, 23:34
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/71/79/a97179d74780ea4c4c04fa2b84e5665e.jpg

newracer
11-13-2015, 00:00
Have you ever seen the blue glow from duct tape?

Great-Kazoo
11-13-2015, 01:47
Have you ever seen the blue glow from duct tape?

No, but I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain.

BPTactical
11-13-2015, 05:43
But it'll sure make a mess of Uranus.

Bailey Guns
11-13-2015, 07:29
I'm thinking Bert spent his M1A money at the "dispensary"...

Jamnanc
11-13-2015, 07:42
It rubs the lotion on its skin...

SAnd
11-13-2015, 07:56
Duct tape cures warts.

roberth
11-13-2015, 07:59
It rubs the lotion on its skin...


or it gets the hose again.

Gman
11-13-2015, 08:11
No, but I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain.
You must be the oldest living replicant.

StagLefty
11-13-2015, 08:22
We had an Instructor years ago that got so frustrated witha young man who wouldn't keep his head down on the rifle stock that he duct taped him to the stock. \
He was forever known after that as "Duct Tape" [ROFL2]

roberth
11-13-2015, 08:29
It's the best thing for baby sitting. Of course one must load those cute little angels up on cherry coke & benedryl, first.

I always thought that a dog crate would be suitable for small children but I don't have kids so I never got to try it.

TFOGGER
11-13-2015, 09:54
Silence is golden, but failing that, duct tape is silver.

roberth
11-13-2015, 10:19
Silence is golden, but failing that, duct tape is silver.

[LOL]

Skip
11-13-2015, 11:26
I was just looking for my tape last night. Couldn't find it.

There must be goblins who sneak into homes and steal it. Along with Chapstick... Why can't I ever find it when I need it?