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Great-Kazoo
12-04-2015, 15:44
Rushed to hospital


After trying several times to perform the Heimlich maneuver on the Commander in Chief, Obama was rushed to the hospital


. Reports from several credible sources say the president started choking when he tried to say the word Terrorism. Attempts to clear the airway in the west wing were unsuccessful


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Mazin
12-04-2015, 15:47
Geez I sure hope he is ok [Coffee]
crashdown
12-04-2015, 15:58
#muslimfeelingsmatter
SideShow Bob
12-04-2015, 16:56
Oh damn ! You got my hopes up with the first line in your post...........
BushMasterBoy
12-04-2015, 17:01
"chipotle"
sniper7
12-04-2015, 17:04
Damn...
roberth
12-04-2015, 18:05
Well that didn't work out the way I had hoped when I opened this thread.
ray1970
12-04-2015, 18:06
Oh damn ! You got my hopes up with the first line in your post...........

Same here.
BPTactical
12-04-2015, 18:13
False report is false.


He was really rushed to the hospital with a terminal case of Cranial Rectalitis.
blacklabel
12-04-2015, 19:06
They can do all they want but they'll never get his head out of his ass.

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KS63
12-04-2015, 19:39
Dammit Jim, and I thought the weekend was looking better....
alan0269
12-04-2015, 20:01
Oh damn ! You got my hopes up with the first line in your post...........

I thought it was an early Christmas present.


False report is false.

He was really rushed to the hospital with a terminal case of Cranial Rectalitis.


They can do all they want but they'll never get his head out of his ass.

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Those ears act pretty much the same way a barb on a fishhook does....
SNAFU
12-04-2015, 20:03
Rushed to MORGUE


After trying several times to perform the Heimlich maneuver on the Commander in Chief, Obama was rushed to the hospital


. Reports from several credible sources say the president started choking when he tried to say the word Terrorism. Attempts to clear the airway in the west wing were unsuccessful


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Fixed,,MORGUE better now!
JohnnyDrama
12-04-2015, 20:06
Sometimes reality is hard to swallow.
BPTactical
12-04-2015, 20:07
Those ears act pretty much the same way a barb on a fishhook does....

LMAO
crays
12-04-2015, 20:09
Only downside...Shotgun Joe would be taking over.

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blacklabel
12-04-2015, 20:40
Only downside...Shotgun Joe would be taking over.

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I'd rather deal with straight ineptitude at this point.
BPTactical
12-04-2015, 20:41
I'd rather deal with straight ineptitude at this point.

Amen
Irving
12-04-2015, 20:42
I'd rather deal with straight ineptitude at this point.

So not Rachel Madow?
crays
12-04-2015, 20:42
Amen


I'd rather deal with straight ineptitude at this point.
True. It's late enough in the term, he'd likely be done before he got started.

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Ianski
12-04-2015, 20:43
Well, i got all kinds of excited for the first sentence and then mildly amused for the end.
Aloha_Shooter
12-04-2015, 21:51
I figured this was his reaction when he found out he'd actually have to admit to terrorism in the US on his watch:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDntpV_HdQ
Joe_K
12-08-2015, 12:33
Click bait at its finest Great Kazoo, we'll played sir, we'll played.