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How to play the “Hi Bob!” drinking game with tonight’s speech:
When Obama’s speech inevitably turns to gun control to ask that the 5th amendment be thrown under the bus (no due process) in order to destroy the 2nd, do the following:
“Common sense”: 1 swig.
“Gun safety”: Down the rest of your drink.
“Gun control”: Loud “Boooooo” since that's off narrative, the antis have re-branded “control” to “safety”.
If he actually names the NRA instead of simply alluding to it: Down the bottle.
Don’t blame me for your hangover.
O2
blacklabel
12-06-2015, 11:24
He's gotta be a fed. Trying to kill us all through alcohol poisoning.
BPTactical
12-06-2015, 12:14
It will be far easier to just take a swig when he says: "I".
You'll be hammered in the first 15 minutes and then won't care what JugEars has to say.....
Funny side note, we were playing "Bob" one night when the freaking dentist walks in. Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
We all just looked at each other.
Lit by the first commercial.
I cannot watch the man... I'll have hangover symptoms without taking a drink.
We picked up the first season of "Fear the Walking Dead," and will be watching that.
I mean, it's the same thing, right?
theGinsue
12-06-2015, 13:33
We picked up the first season of "Fear the Walking Dead," and will be watching that.
I mean, it's the same thing, right?
For the win. This thread can be closed now as nothing that follows will be this good!
sellersm
12-06-2015, 14:57
Rebel Planet Dispatch blog article about the speech: http://rebelplanetdispatch.blogspot.com/2015/12/obamas-speech-tonight-crafty-jihad-from.html?m=1
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Great-Kazoo
12-06-2015, 15:07
If i drank, i'd participate. However the only thing i can take Especially the last 7 years are antacids.
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I have not been this pissed off since 9/11. Pissed would be a mild description as IMO (sure you do too) believe the George Soreass gansat'z are doing double time on every gun forum.
Trolling, reading and printing out anything they deem hostile to this piece of shit administration. Which is probably them copying an entire gun forum to hard drives.
The Brown Shirts of Hitler, Neighbor vs Neighbor spying of the Russkies, Brainwashing of N Koreans AND kids in public schools. Pale in Comparison to what's on the track heading to a town near you.
ALL sanctioned by Loretta LYNCH Mob and the Emperor hizself
wctriumph
12-06-2015, 16:43
I don't get drunk anymore and if I drank while watching obozo talk I will start yelling at the TV. Then my wife will take the channel flipper from me for the rest of the night. I DVR'd Army of Darkness for occasions such as this.
Any drinking game that involves an Obozo speech will likely lead to the ER. I'd advise you simply opt out of watching it, it's not worth the trouble.
Well, we could be responsible adults and drink when we hear something unexpected. I would have had one drink tonight.
Well, we could be responsible adults and drink when we hear something unexpected. I would have had one drink tonight.
-what unexpected statement yielded the one beverage?
(disclosure: I don't have TV and therefore don't know how the speech went)
Obama declaring that Ft Hood was a terrorist action. I believe in the past he's always labeled that event as simple workplace violence.
Obama declaring that Ft Hood was a terrorist action. I believe in the past he's always labeled that event as simple workplace violence.
well bowl me over, that might indeed be worth a sip or two...
Aloha_Shooter
12-06-2015, 23:38
Sorry (okay, no, I'm not), missed it. Was busy overeating at a Hawaiian club party ... no time to listen to unpatriotic anti-Western tyrannical fools.
I don't get drunk anymore and if I drank while watching obozo talk I will start yelling at the TV. Then my wife will take the channel flipper from me for the rest of the night. I DVR'd Army of Darkness for occasions such as this.
Ash VS Evil Dead season is playing on Starz. I had to add it to the lineup after dropping all the movie channels a few months ago.
Circuits
12-07-2015, 02:30
Earz makes speeches? On TV? Who'da thunk it?
Can't stand the sight of the bastard or his voice. Had to read the transcript this morning.
So we can keep our guns?
Obama declaring that Ft Hood was a terrorist action. I believe in the past he's always labeled that event as simple workplace violence.
I don't think he had a choice but to change his rhetoric and start agreeing 2+2=4. Take away everything else he has done in the last seven years, the politics of this alone was getting impossible for him. What it will do to Dems politically remains to be seen.
And, if he knows more attacks are coming, he can't just keep saying the same nonsensical Leftist things.
I don't think he'll change course at all. This was all window dressing to make it appear he gives a shit.
Well that was a bust, and that's a good thing.
O2
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