Drug cartels threaten Daesh (ISIL, ISIS, Daeshbags)

[TFOGGER]

http://www.forbes.com/sites/doliaestevez/2015/12/10/drug-kingpin-el-chapo-guzman-reportedly-threatens-to-retaliate-against-isis/


Fugitive Mexican drug lord Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán has reportedly threatened to eliminate ISIS if it continues to destroy his drug shipments to unspecified Middle East countries that go through the terrorist group’s so called “caliphate,” a website called cartel.blog reported Thursday.
(http://www.cartelblog.com/el-chapo-sends-threatening-message-to-terrorist-group-isis/)In a harshly-worded encrypted email addressed to ISIS head Abu Bakd Badhdadi, the head of the powerful Sinaloa Cartel reportedly said: “My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a whore who tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them.”

So, Fast and Furious was actually a forward thinking operation to combat Islamic terrorists....[ROFL1]

[ray1970]

Sounds like some sort of video game. Cartel vs. ISIS.

[68Charger]

Sounds like some sort of video game. Cartel vs. ISIS.

Somebody REALLY needs to get on this as an update to COD or the like...

[20X11]

The Lord works in mysterious ways.

[TFOGGER]

With any luck at all, they succeed in killing vast numbers on both sides

[20X11]

Hopefully ending with Chapo and Abu dead with their hands around each others throat

[davsel]

Just a hoax
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3355349/Blogger-hoodwinks-millions-hoax-story-El-Chapo-declaring-war-ISIS-destroying-consignments-cocaine.html

Steve Charnock, who works for Thug Life Videos, says he published the fictional story on November 30.

The website - and a number of others Charnock works for - upload real news stories, funny videos and some satirical pieces.

Their aim is for these comedy pieces to go viral, but they never intended it to be picked up by major news outlets.

He told Daily Mail Online both he and his boss came up with the story. They had previously joked in reports that the Bloods and Crips had waged war against the militants, but the stories were fake.

'It was satire, faux news,' he said. 'It got a few shares on Facebook initially, but now it is the top story on some websites.'

Charnock added that none of the news outlets contacted him to clarify the information.k

[TFOGGER]

Dammit...it seemed too good to be true...

[TEAMRICO]

Obama: Ala Hannibal "I love it when a plan comes together".........suuuuuuure.

[rfizzle]

Sounds like some sort of video game. Cartel vs. ISIS.

Or from the director of Alien vs. Predator

[Great-Kazoo]

Or from the director of Alien vs. Predator

When Harry met Sally ?

[Bitter Clinger]

Obama would say, " They are not a drug cartel, they are just simple unlicsensed pharmacists".

[68Charger]

Reminds me of a sci-fi book The Mote in God's Eye by Larry Niven.

There was an alien race that could not control their population (biologically they had to mate or suffer a painful death) so they were a major threat to Earth (they needed our resources to feed their population)
Our scientists eventually found a way to control their breeding so we could co-exist.

Something tells me the same solution won't work on moose limbs

[ray1970]

If only there wasn't an ocean in between.

Derailment suggestion:
Once they invent the sex-bot (male and female) and advance it, the developed birthrate will drop to nearly zero. All we'll have left to keep the world populated is muslims, and catholics. Us retarded westerners will, over time, go extinct as future generations are buried childless, with their sexbots.

Meanwhile, Muslims will be pooping babies like vending machines, and the catholics in (developing) worlds will be falling behind struggling to compete.

So, someday, it will be Cartel v. Isis. [ROFL1]

*This post is declared to not be politically correct in any sense of the word*
I bet our navy would be willing to provide transport accross the Atlantic.

[wctriumph]

If only there wasn't an ocean in between.

Derailment suggestion:
Once they invent the sex-bot (male and female) and advance it, the developed birthrate will drop to nearly zero. All we'll have left to keep the world populated is muslims, and catholics. Us retarded westerners will, over time, go extinct as future generations are buried childless, with their sexbots.

Meanwhile, Muslims will be pooping babies like vending machines, and the catholics in (developing) worlds will be falling behind struggling to compete.

So, someday, it will be Cartel v. Isis. [ROFL1]

*This post is declared to not be politically correct in any sense of the word*

Don't forget the Mormons, they populate pretty good too!

[HoneyBadger]

If only there wasn't an ocean in between.

Derailment suggestion:
Once they invent the sex-bot (male and female) and advance it, the developed birthrate will drop to nearly zero. All we'll have left to keep the world populated is muslims, and catholics. Us retarded westerners will, over time, go extinct as future generations are buried childless, with their sexbots.

Meanwhile, Muslims will be pooping babies like vending machines, and the catholics in (developing) worlds will be falling behind struggling to compete.

So, someday, it will be Cartel v. Isis. [ROFL1]

*This post is declared to not be politically correct in any sense of the word*
idiocracy with a religious twist. I'd watch it.


"Welcome to Costco. I love you."

[68Charger]

Idiocracy 2. We could totally crowd fund that shit. Hired actors would be cheap with the stoners in this State. Would have some slight variations though. As the muslim call to prayer played over the wal-mart intercom, and the Cartel is blaring vato music from the other end of the super-store, the elderly american main character, ignorant of the conflict and socially incapable of talking with another human, would quote "Go way! Sexbot baitin' me!", and they get it on near the brawndo display.

I think you just wrote the intro in the crowdfunding page...

[ZERO THEORY]

This never happened.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/el-chapo-reports-mexican-drug-leader-joaquin-guzman-declared-war-on-isis-proven-false-a6768861.html

[hurley842002]

This never happened.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/el-chapo-reports-mexican-drug-leader-joaquin-guzman-declared-war-on-isis-proven-false-a6768861.html

See post #7

[ChunkyMonkey]

See post #7

You ruined the fun

[hurley842002]

You ruined the fun

Lol, I'm good at that.