I don't even know what to say.

[glenncal1]

Don't read this story before breakfast :)http://now8news.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-during-shoplifting-incident/#

[buffalobo]

[facepalm]

[BushMasterBoy]

Now we know where Bill Clinton hid the incriminating Whitewater documents.

[JohnnyDrama]

No ice cream?

[TheGrey]

Now8news is a hoax news site.

[SuperiorDG]

Now8news is a hoax news site.

Well then that's not just a hoax but also racist.

[crashdown]

Now8news is a hoax news site.

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Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman’s Vagina During Shoplifting Incident (http://now8news.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-during-shoplifting-incident/)
Police Arrest Couple Planning To “Eat Humans” In Zombie-Like Attack During Christmas Full Moon (http://now8news.com/police-arrest-couple-planning-to-eat-humans-in-zombie-like-attack-during-christmas-full-moon/)
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- See more at: http://now8news.com/cookie-dough-can-explodes-in-womans-vagina-during-shoplifting-incident/#sthash.pvCF4fLw.dpuf

[sellersm]

And here I thought it was a medical article about a new strain of yeast infection! [Coffee]

[HoneyBadger]

All you need to know:


All hot and runny… it was so damn gross

[Bailey Guns]

Cookie dough or nookie dough? Definitely fake but funny nonetheless.

[ray1970]

Man Strangles Girlfriend To Death Because She “Wouldn’t Make Eye Contact With Him” While Talking To Her (http://now8news.com/man-strangles-girlfriend-to-death/)


I could believe that headline.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Boy, her face sort of says it all. [ROFL1]

Here are my favorite phrases:
*CCTV footage shows the young mother take the can to the toy aisle as her children crowded around her. Greene then lifted up her skirt and made the can of cookie dough “disappear.”
*“That’s when she turned around to run and I grabbed her by the arm. She put up a good fight, and that’s when I tackled her to the ground. Then I heard a loud pop and the lady started screaming.
*They removed the contents at the scene.*Greene they also found candy sprinkles and a number 6 birthday candle wedged into the woman’s vaginal cavity

The smell had to be beyond description. I am thankful I never, ever had a call like this when I was an EMT!

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

BTW, this all seemed familiar. SAME news outlet had a similar story back in October that I would say is funnier yet.
http://now8news.com/jimmy-dean-sausage-in-walmart-bathroom/

So, anyone ever buy any food at a Louisiana Walmart?

[Ah Pook]

Real or not...[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL][ROFL1][ROFL3][ROFL2][LOL]

Thank you. I needed a good laugh.