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M2MG
08-20-2009, 08:13
Man Arrested for Brandishing Constitution at Obama Rally
PHOENIX (AP) — A man carrying a copy of the US Constitution was arrested while demonstrating outside President Obama’s speech to veterans on Monday.

Although Arizona law currently allows citizens to openly carry a Constitution for purposes of self-defense against tyrants and despots, such laws are usurped in the presence of the President.

“A venue is considered a federal site when the Secret Service is protecting the president and federal law applies on a federal site,” said Secret Service spokesman Ed Donovan.

Because the Constitution contains language “limiting” the powers of President - and was also written by slave-owners who considered blacks to be “three-fifths” of a person and not eligible for the office of the Presidency - the document is not protected as “free speech”. Instead, it’s covered under federal hate speech laws if one is brought within 1000 feet of President Obama.

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said that the incident was being taken “very seriously” and that the FBI was considering further action.

“The US Constitution is a violent and revolutionary document, directly responsible for at least two wars in this nation,” said Gibbs. “Insurrectionist chatter like that may require us to consider charges of treason. We’re currently investigating the possibility, which will take some time, since no one in this administration has ever actually examined the document in question.”

“Free speech is not an absolute,” explained FBI spokesman John Miller. “You can’t yell ‘Fire!’ in a crowded theater. Waving a Constitution around is essentially yelling ‘freedom!’ at a crowded Obama rally. We consider this sort of offensive language a direct threat to civil order in general and the President in particular, and it will not be tolerated.”

RRD3
08-20-2009, 08:21
WTF?!?

Are you fucking kidding me?!? I've never heard of such bullshit. This country need a ENEMA like no other. If I yell "Freedom" and someone tries to arrest me I'm going to make sure I go to the slammer for a real reason... like knocking someone the fuck out! [Mad]

This shit pisses me off!

Batteriesnare
08-20-2009, 08:21
Gibbs should be hung.

ChadAmberg
08-20-2009, 08:37
Maybe not really happening yet, but I am so posting this on my blog! http://pirate-king.com/

What gets me is this shows the correct feeling of the current holder of the presidential office, that the Constitution is inconvenient to his greater plans.

sniper7
08-20-2009, 09:17
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!

there isn't absolute free speech?

considering treason?


WTF WTF WTF WTF.

seriously WTF!

this is a fucking outrage.[Rant1]

Rampart Runner
08-20-2009, 09:21
for those all up in arms so to speak...It is Satire.

MichiganMilitia
08-20-2009, 09:29
Relax everybody... This isn't real. It's just shocking, especially because so many people believe it.

http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/protester-with-constitution.jpg

ETA: RR beat me to it while I was checking the validity.

onedeadpirate
08-20-2009, 09:35
[Tooth] That was good. Unfortunately it is getting far to close to reality.

RRD3
08-20-2009, 09:44
The truth of it is... It would not surprise me one bit with this fucking administration.

M2MG
08-20-2009, 10:18
for those all up in arms so to speak...It is Satire.

Today it's Satire, Tomorrow.......who knows!!!

Just remember, always keep your powder dry

M2MG

theGinsue
08-20-2009, 21:27
Oh, those reactions were sweet!

I fell for it at the title level, but by the time I read 1/2 way through the sentence following the "PHOENIX (AP)", I knew it was a put on ---- today.

As others have said, the current state of affairs and with our current leadership in the White House, Congress, and SCOTUS, it is so highly possible that I can see why folks fell for this. Since shortly after the Obamas announcement to run for the Office of the POTUS, the Constitution has been tread all over and the rights, protections and limitations to government it contains have been cast aside like a used dish rag.

Get a copy of the Constitution now because it won't even be available in textbooks by the time more of our grandkids get into school.

ronaldrwl
08-21-2009, 08:58
I fell for it. Didn't shock me all that much. Sounds like something that could happen. I agree with ChadAmberg " that the Constitution is inconvenient to Obama's greater plans".

Rampart Runner
08-21-2009, 09:20
I agree with ChadAmberg " that the Constitution is inconvenient to Obama's greater plans".


That statement can be equally applied to every administration and session of Congress since before I was born. Both parties choose to ignore the Constitution when it is deemed beneficial. Both parties are chock full of statists who know better how to govern your life than you do.

The State is not your friend. It schemes and pines for ways to slip from the encumbrance of the Constitution's restrictions on power and authority.

That is my idealist rant for the day.

RR