Dear Abby

[glenncal1]

My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years . All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies . I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters. I know because he brags about this to me .He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off.

Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby ? Your advice would be appreciated
... Mad as Hell










Dear Mad as Hell,You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan , and try to act like a lady! Remember ... you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like one!

Abby

[Limited GM]

Only Dear Abby advice I've ever read that was spot on, "....you'll never hear about a man leaving a woman cause the new one made a better meatloaf. "

Among other analogies, i read that that to mean, "women who can suck the color out of a marble, don't have to cook." Now excuse me, I've got to go man the grill.

[BPTactical]

Hey, Ronin is the only one here who can get away with a "Dear Abby" thread.....

[Jim B]

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