ADW - Alligator?

[cstone]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/09/assault-with-a-deadly-weapon-florida-man-charged-with-throwing-live-alligator-into-wendys

Authorities in Florida have arrested a man accused of throwing a live alligator through a restaurant’s drive-through window.

Is that a hate crime? [hahhah-no]

[sniper7]

They should have got his order right the first time!

[alan0269]

Good thing it wasn't Taco Bell! Then they would have had to add a cruelty to animals charge....

[Erni]

I wonder what features define an assault alligator?

[SideShow Bob]

I wonder what features define an assault alligator?

A mouth capacity of more than 15 teeth ?

[cstone]

I wonder what features define an assault alligator?

It's the shoulder thingy that goes up. Besides, we all know it isn't the function of the animal that makes it an assault XYZ, it is the way the animal looks. Very scary!

[Ah Pook]

At least he was original.

[Sawin]

So will this set or alter other precedents involving other pets? What constitutes this animal as a deadly weapon and not some other animal?

[cstone]

Right! It isn't like he threw a rabbit through the drive-thru window.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_of_Caerbannog

[th3w01f]

Homer: A gun is not a weapon, Marge. It’s a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or…uh, a…an alligator. You just need more education on the subject.

[Irving]

I'd pay to wrestle an alligator. I'd like to hunt one as well.

[HoneyBadger]

I'd pay to wrestle an alligator. I'd like to hunt one as well.
I was waiting all day for you to show up in this thread with a decent pun. I've been disappointed.

[Irving]

I was waiting all day for you to show up in this thread with a decent pun. I've been disappointed.

Ummmm..... that's what Wendy's gets for providing service with a smile?

[ray1970]

Man, what other silly college prank is going to be taken too seriously next? Running catfish up a flag pole? Stuffing an angry feline in a mailbox?

[porfiriozg]

The simpsons saw this coming

[Aloha_Shooter]

Clearly we need reptile control. Did the driver get a background check to get his alligator? Was it concealed? I demand microprinting on all gators -- and I volunteer Mikey Bloomberg to etch those serial numbers on the gators ...

[bellavite1]

I'd pay to wrestle an alligator. I'd like to hunt one as well.
Gator farm around Alamosa.
It sounded like a good idea until the poor thing started growling...
http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q358/bellavite1/2011-08-27202016.jpg (http://s348.photobucket.com/user/bellavite1/media/2011-08-27202016.jpg.html)

[Irving]

I'm in!