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TFOGGER
03-07-2016, 13:53
Sadly, no pictures. Maybe a blessing in disguise?

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article64560007.html


Naked woman dancing atop semitractor-trailer ties up Houston traffic
Officials say she caused a two-hour traffic jam



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HOUSTON — A naked woman dancing atop the cab of an 18-wheeler slowed traffic in the Houston area for about two hours before she was coaxed off the truck.
Emergency responders used a fire truck ladder to reach the unidentified woman Monday morning and get her to stop the bizarre public display.
Authorities aren’t sure why the nude woman was on top of the cab or whether she had been inside the big rig before a three-vehicle traffic accident nearby.
Traffic was diverted along the stretch of freeway during the incident.
Officials detained the woman and did not immediately say whether she would face charges.

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HoneyBadger
03-07-2016, 14:06
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Irving
03-07-2016, 14:10
Lot lizzards...
Skip
03-07-2016, 14:15
I propose a ban for the first person who posts pics.

And take my advice, do not go out looking for them.


Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
roberth
03-07-2016, 14:26
Everybody needs a job.
Martinjmpr
03-07-2016, 14:27
Was Whitesnake playing on the speakers?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3MXiTeH_Pg
hatidua
03-07-2016, 14:31
I propose a ban for the first person who posts pics.

And take my advice, do not go out looking for them.

I second this. Sadly, before reading Skip's post I used the google. Oh, how I wish I hadn't….
Rooskibar03
03-07-2016, 14:33
Oh there are pictures on FB that one cannot unsee.
HoneyBadger
03-07-2016, 14:37
Everybody needs a job.
Because if ISIS had gainful employment, they wouldn't be cutting off heads, right? Is that the reference?
roberth
03-07-2016, 14:43
Because if ISIS had gainful employment, they wouldn't be cutting off heads, right? Is that the reference?

Yes, something sarcastic along those lines.
HoneyBadger
03-07-2016, 15:40
Yes, something sarcastic along those lines.
[LOL]
Aloha_Shooter
03-07-2016, 15:43
I second this. Sadly, before reading Skip's post I used the google. Oh, how I wish I hadn't….

[ROFL1] [LOL] [ROFL2] [ROFL3] [LOL]

I learned a long long time ago that most of the people who go nekkid in public ... shouldn't.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
Skip
03-07-2016, 15:54
I learned a long long time ago that most of the people who go nekkid in public ... shouldn't.



~900 of episodes of COPS confirm.
roberth
03-07-2016, 15:58
Just like yoga pants people
Scanker19
03-07-2016, 16:09
"Tell 'em Large Marge sent you!!!!"
Irving
03-07-2016, 19:09
My Google account expired last month, someone post up those pictures.
Scanker19
03-07-2016, 22:59
Apparently all the cool kids are doing this.

http://krqe.com/2016/03/07/naked-driver-leads-santa-fe-county-deputies-on-chase/
TFOGGER
03-07-2016, 23:56
Has anyone seen the bottle of Brain Bleach and a spool of mental floss around here?
cstone
03-08-2016, 00:43
Training tip in law enforcement: When first arriving on scene, the person wearing the least amount of clothing is normally the reason you are there.
HoneyBadger
03-08-2016, 01:00
Training tip in law enforcement: When first arriving on scene, the person wearing the least amount of clothing is normally the reason you are there.
[ROFL1]
Skip
03-08-2016, 14:20
Training tip in law enforcement: When first arriving on scene, the person wearing the least amount of clothing is normally the reason you are there.

As a follow-up lesson...

How is it decided who gets to do the wrangling?

I would want none of that. They should give awards/ribbons for it and a nice payday bonus for it.