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Great-Kazoo
03-09-2016, 09:10
Lets see bernie pull an upset over HRC.
At that point it will be like R Frost's. The Road Not Taken... For a good reason.
Zundfolge
03-09-2016, 10:32
If the liberals that live next door to me put out a Bernie sign I'm doin' this.
I like this one... because it leaves Bernie supporters no where to go when you bring up how well socialism is working in Venezuela:
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I can't top that. I just can't.
Great-Kazoo
03-09-2016, 22:07
I can't top that. I just can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5X5zh00rdg
http://allhunt.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/10636-thumb.png
Zundfolge
03-11-2016, 10:18
[French Canadian accent]Steven Crowder has the giant brass balls, n'est–ce pas?"[/French Canadian accent]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjcD4ZBagZA
https://theuniversalspectator.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/bernie-finger.jpg
http://www.tmgnj.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/6075.jpg
Zundfolge
03-16-2016, 09:09
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Great. Now I don't feel stupid ... just depressed and afraid. :p
Great. Now I don't feel stupid ... just depressed and afraid. :p
Glad to see I'm not the only one who feels that way.
GilpinGuy
03-16-2016, 22:01
My wife and I went out for sushi for a well deserved date night the other day. At the table next to us were 4 college aged girls and two adults. One of the girls had lime green hair, FWIW.
After a few minutes my wife says to me, "What's wrong?"
Well, the 4 girls were going on and on loudly about Bernie and I couldn't hide my disgust.
"Education is a fundamental right"
"Yeah, too bad I started college already. When he's elected it will all be free"
"I'm sure we'll get rebates"
"Totally. We spend way too much on the military...more than ever before. Everyone could to college for free with that money"
"It's sick that wall street pays no taxes. They get away with that"
"They should all go to jail"
"Is sushi gluten free?"
"Dunno. I wonder if it's vegan"
And on and on.
The interesting thing was that I didn't hear the adults say a damn word about anything but the food.
Thankfully they left after about 10 minutes and the fog of stupid left the room.
I have that problem too, where I start to pay attention to people that aren't at my table when they say things that I think are dumb.
GilpinGuy
03-16-2016, 22:12
Didn't ruin our night, but jeez. Hard to not hear it.
Hey White Bufallo had a major remodel and new menu items added (seared ahi tuna app is awesome...[Dinner], mahi mahi, etc). Let me know if you guys are coming up.
We need to get out again. Well definitely give you a shout.
Great-Kazoo
03-16-2016, 23:38
My wife and I went out for sushi for a well deserved date night the other day. At the table next to us were 4 college aged girls and two adults. One of the girls had lime green hair, FWIW.
After a few minutes my wife says to me, "What's wrong?"
Well, the 4 girls were going on and on loudly about Bernie and I couldn't hide my disgust.
"Education is a fundamental right"
"Yeah, too bad I started college already. When he's elected it will all be free"
"I'm sure we'll get rebates"
"Totally. We spend way too much on the military...more than ever before. Everyone could to college for free with that money"
"It's sick that wall street pays no taxes. They get away with that"
"They should all go to jail"
"Is sushi gluten free?"
"Dunno. I wonder if it's vegan"
And on and on.
The interesting thing was that I didn't hear the adults say a damn word about anything but the food.
Thankfully they left after about 10 minutes and the fog of stupid left the room.
Now being from the down state area. I'm the guy who leans over and says ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Where do you think the money is coming from to allow you to turn this dream in to reality. Of course it deteriorates from there.
FromMyColdDeadHand
03-16-2016, 23:57
Now being from the down state area. I'm the guy who leans over and says ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? Where do you think the money is coming from to allow you to turn this dream in to reality. Of course it deteriorates from there.
The money is there for the first year, it's the follow on years where you start to run out of other people's money.
The time when a Bernie supporter posted this picture:
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"Where will the money come from?"
The response I get when I ask that question is, "The rich people, corporations, and banks, who pay little or nothing in taxes. It is time they begin paying their fair share." Most of Bernie's supporters believe this and there isn't enough air in my lungs to ever convince them otherwise. This is the same populist/progressive argument that has been used since one person first believed they got the short end of the stick. Many of these people believe they are on a righteous crusade to right inequality (as they see it). Being a SJW has it's own religious fervor. Many believe they are continuing the struggle by "trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored."
The time when a Bernie supporter posted this picture:
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Oh Dot, always slinging the truth.
Aloha_Shooter
03-17-2016, 18:06
"Education is a fundamental right"
"Yeah, too bad I started college already. When he's elected it will all be free"
"I'm sure we'll get rebates"
As a taxpayer, I want my rebate for their failed education. They clearly fail math, logic, American history, and civics. The one claiming to be in college fails in what should be middle school topics so clearly her school needs to revisit their admissions standards.
Maybe if we give them free college they will finally learn economics, math, logic, common sense, civics, world and American history. And possibly college could even teach them something about all of the failed socialist/communist countries throughout world history. Also in the history of mankind the fundamental flaw with socialism and distributing the wealth evenly, no one will ever worked as hard for a stranger as they will for there own families. But then if they didn't lean any of this in K-12 then I doubt college will help regardless of the cost. If they want to complain about anything being unfair they should be trying to get the money that was stolen in taxes and failed to educate them in public schools, because that was the real waste of free money.
We're paying for K-12 and we don't get a say in the kids are taught, I don't think "free" college will be any different. Remember what Pelosi said "blah, blah, follow bliss, blah, arts, blah blah".
More on TheBern and his redistributionist idiocy.
What a young Ingrid Bergman was to feminine beauty Bernie Sanders is to muddled thinking.
Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/03/bogie_gives_bernie_a_lesson_in_economics.html#ixzz 43FJ6iYsu
Although he has no idea where wealth comes from, the Septuagenarian socialist is convinced the top 1% got theirs by exploiting the rest of us. “Democratic socialism means that we must create an economy that works for everyone,” Sanders explains as he denounces Wall Street greed, damns corporate campaign contributions and tells Americans we don’t need 23 brands of deodorant.
Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/03/bogie_gives_bernie_a_lesson_in_economics.html#ixzz 43FJGUzAU
America became the richest country on earth by allowing individuals to maximize their potential, by rewarding success, by fostering a work ethic, and by encouraging risk-taking, the accumulation of capital and innovation.
Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/03/bogie_gives_bernie_a_lesson_in_economics.html#ixzz 43FJbbMQF
Socialism destroys everything in the last quote.
"Where will the money come from?"
The response I get when I ask that question is, "The rich people, corporations, and banks, who pay little or nothing in taxes. It is time they begin paying their fair share." Most of Bernie's supporters believe this and there isn't enough air in my lungs to ever convince them otherwise. This is the same populist/progressive argument that has been used since one person first believed they got the short end of the stick. Many of these people believe they are on a righteous crusade to right inequality (as they see it). Being a SJW has it's own religious fervor. Many believe they are continuing the struggle by "trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored."
This is why a flat tax, both for individuals and corporations (possibly separate rates), is a good idea in my book. Shuts them down from the get-go.
This is why a flat tax, both for individuals and corporations (possibly separate rates), is a good idea in my book. Shuts them down from the get-go.
The funny thing about a flat tax is that the middle class would actually be paying more taxes, rather than perceiving to pay more taxes like they do now.
I like the idea of a flat tax. I am not sure there are enough D voters who would support any plan that doesn't punish the evil rich people.
This is a part of their religion; to punish those who have plundered society and consumed extravagantly (in their minds).
The progressive tax isn't progressive enough for many of the Bernie supporters. The latest Bernie meme I saw, promoted that Bernie's tax plan would not raise taxes on anyone making less than $250k per year. Without getting into the truthfulness of that statement, I believe that in the minds of his suppporters, people who make over $250k per year are evil and proflegate and have not paid their fair share. The amount is arbitrary. For someone who has no job or makes minimum wage and pays little or no taxes, it is easy to argue that people making that much money should pay more.
BPTactical
03-18-2016, 18:14
I find nothing funny about Bernie Sanders
I find nothing funny about Bernie Sanders
But Larry David???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn4tP7ogWIA
"We have a huge loophole now, with gunshows that should be eliminated..."
[ROFL2]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_62eU2P2W2M
Great-Kazoo
03-19-2016, 00:29
Oh Noes....... it's a Hulaloophole
Where is this loophole? I'm thinking about going to Tanner today or tomorrow and would like to know.
Is there a certain booth or is there a code word I'm supposed to use?
I'd also like to know how to buy guns on the internet, without a background check, shipped to my front door.
HoneyBadger
03-19-2016, 13:53
Where is this loophole? I'm thinking about going to Tanner today or tomorrow and would like to know.
Is there a certain booth or is there a code word I'm supposed to use?
I'd also like to know how to buy guns on the internet, without a background check, shipped to my front door.
Just ask everyone there how to find the loophole. I'm sure if you ask nicely enough they will show you... ;)
If someone approached me while at a gun show about how to find the loop hole. I'd slowly look around, then tell them to meet me at the restrooms in 10 minutes...
Great-Kazoo
03-19-2016, 13:58
If someone approached me while at a gun show about how to find the loop hole. I'd slowly look around, then tell them to meet me at the restrooms in 10 minutes...
Still catching , eh? Thought you hated baseball. Even though it's been berry , berry good to you.
Still catching , eh? Thought you hated baseball. Even though it's been berry , berry good to you.
Are you kidding? I've been butting .500 for the past three seasons!
Are you kidding? I've been butting .500 for the past three seasons!
Butting? I believe buggery is the more appropriate and proven word for that practice.
jhood001
03-28-2016, 16:26
I saw this one today and got a chuckle.
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So they were both waiting there for someone with a real job to come in and pay the check.
So they were both waiting there for someone with a real job to come in and pay the check.
They ought to be in the kitchen washing dishes to pay for their supper.
I'd also like to know how to buy guns on the internet, without a background check, shipped to my front door.
Amazon, dude...
http://www.amazon.com/Sniper-Bullet-Electric-Children-Submachine/dp/B01BXXCSC0/ref=sr_1_7?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1459209573&sr=1-7&keywords=nerf+guns
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http://img.ccrd.clearchannel.com/media/mlib/636/2016/03/default/welfare_0_1459447357.jpg
Bernie apparently upset some of his snowflake followers. I guess he said he didn't think victims of gun violence should be allowed to sue the firearm manufacturers.
Bernie apparently upset some of his snowflake followers. I guess he said he didn't think victims of gun violence should be allowed to sue the firearm manufacturers.
“Here’s the reason I voted the way I voted: If you are a gun shop owner in Vermont and you sell somebody a gun and that person flips out and then kills somebody, I don’t think it’s really fair to hold that person responsible, the gun shop owner,” Sanders explained to "Meet The Press" host Chuck Todd.
http://www.businessinsider.com/bernie-sanders-gun-lawsuit-opposition-control-2015-10
That's the silver lining of zero personal responsibility I guess.
theGinsue
04-09-2016, 11:32
I like the idea of a flat tax. I am not sure there are enough D voters who would support any plan that doesn't punish the evil rich people.
This is a part of their religion; to punish those who have plundered society and consumed extravagantly (in their minds).
The progressive tax isn't progressive enough for many of the Bernie supporters. The latest Bernie meme I saw, promoted that Bernie's tax plan would not raise taxes on anyone making less than $250k per year. Without getting into the truthfulness of that statement, I believe that in the minds of his suppporters, people who make over $250k per year are evil and proflegate and have not paid their fair share. The amount is arbitrary. For someone who has no job or makes minimum wage and pays little or no taxes, it is easy to argue that people making that much money should pay more.
Hmmm. Where have I heard that lie before?
Oh yeah...
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http://moonbattery.com/graphics/greed-free-stuff.jpg
https://punditfromanotherplanet.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/bernie-stalin.jpg
http://www.truthdig.com/images/made/images/cartoonuploads/and0120j_590_444.jpg
https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/bernie-sanders-joker-meme.jpg?w=500&h=500
Gotta give props to Bernie - he is making life hard on that tired, old, commie bitch.
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/wgf1/Bernopoly_zpsafyu8alg.jpg
This one is not funny, it illustrates the destruction of human life a socialist is willing to go to in order to mold society in their depraved fashion.
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ETA - Unearned handouts destroy the human will, the human ambition, and they destroy the human spirit, that is why unconditional government assistance is immoral and evil.
This one is not funny, it illustrates the destruction of human life a socialist is willing to go to in order to mold society in their depraved fashion.
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ETA - Unearned handouts destroy the human will, the human ambition, and they destroy the human spirit, that is why unconditional government assistance is immoral and evil.
The government that takes from you and gives it to someone that does nothing also destroys the producers will, ambition, and spirit.
The government that takes from you and gives it to someone that does nothing also destroys the producers will, ambition, and spirit.
Yes.
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his need"
Aloha_Shooter
06-12-2016, 08:40
"From each according to his ability, to each according to his need"
I need a Lamborhini Huracan in fluorescent green and a Porsche 911 GT4 in speed yellow. Oh, and one of those nifty multiport garages with the turnstyle center and finished non-slip floor in each parking stall. I'll need a house deserving of such a garage of course but I'll sacrifice and take in a half-dozen of the coeds from Colorado College as housemates. Don't worry, I'm really a lesbian trapped in a man's body so there's nothing weird about that. Can we just go ahead and bill that to Hillary? They took in $50M last year so I'm sure she won't even notice.
I need a Lamborhini Huracan in fluorescent green and a Porsche 911 GT4 in speed yellow. Oh, and one of those nifty multiport garages with the turnstyle center and finished non-slip floor in each parking stall. I'll need a house deserving of such a garage of course but I'll sacrifice and take in a half-dozen of the coeds from Colorado College as housemates. Don't worry, I'm really a lesbian trapped in a man's body so there's nothing weird about that. Can we just go ahead and bill that to Hillary? They took in $50M last year so I'm sure she won't even notice.
Gentlemen take note....this is a plan!!
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I don't know about you, I don't think he has a good chance of election, but the fact that he has so much support scares the shit out of me.
Great-Kazoo
06-26-2016, 11:48
I don't know about you, I don't think he has a good chance of election, but the fact that he has so much support scares the shit out of me.
As he should
Say what you want about Bernie. The DNC election process was rigged from GO.
The R's are about to finish their version of seppuku . BO HOO Cruz didn't get the nod.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/unconventional-28-colorado-history-teacher-000000818.html
Bernie cannot win, the support for his idiocy is astounding, sadly I am not surprised at all by Bernie's popularity.
...and Bernie endorses Hitlary just like good communist stooge would do. I'll link it to Communist News Network - http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/11/politics/hillary-clinton-bernie-sanders/index.html
How are all the brain-dead Bernie butt nuggets going to react as their hero endorses a "person" that is so immersed in the corruption of Wall Street, takes millions in "donations" from musloid countries that practice the murder of LGBT people on a daily basis, and #blm which wants to kill white people, just to mention a couple of recent items. Will they vote for the 1%, will they vote for a pathological liar whose motto appears to be "why tell the truth when a lie will suffice", will they vote for a person so unfit to be their leader that she makes the wholly incompetent Bernie look good.
You liberals should be proud of yourselves, you managed to find someone even more evil and reprehensible than fBHO and his strap-on life partner moochelle.
HoneyBadger
07-13-2016, 01:08
I think it's hilarious that he endorsed the one person with the qualities he was most against during his campaign: an establishment 1%'er. [LOL]
http://legalinsurrection.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Bernie-Endorces-600-LI.jpg
http://legalinsurrection.com/tag/a-f-branco/
crashdown
07-13-2016, 11:39
So any chance that Hillary can tap Bernie as VP?
That would pretty much guarantee her a win.
hurley842002
07-13-2016, 11:58
So any chance that Hillary can tap Bernie as VP?
That would pretty much guarantee her a win.
Thought ran through my head, made me cringe. I'm not confident there is anything that will keep Hillary out of the white house at this point. The GOP are a bunch of morons, and Trumps steam seems to be gone.
That would be my guess. Hillary/Sanders '16.
"Sandhill '16: a futuristic desert!"
"Sandhill '16: a futuristic desert!"
Good one!!
An economic desert.
Rucker61
07-13-2016, 21:24
I think it's hilarious that he endorsed the one person with the qualities he was most against during his campaign: an establishment 1%'er. [LOL]
I read that if he failed to endorse her he lost his Superdelegate status and couldn't speak at the DNC.
Circuits
07-14-2016, 01:50
Shared. We'll see about the fallout.
Great-Kazoo
07-14-2016, 07:25
Shared. We'll see about the fallout.
The few staunch Bernouts i know are doing a write in for prez. I explained that a vote for HRC was like voting for Jeb Bush . They agreed. Their (what ever media) they use says it's now a common feeling across the Bernout camp. Write in or don't check the H box. Go Figure.
Aloha_Shooter
07-14-2016, 08:30
I think it's hilarious that he endorsed the one person with the qualities he was most against during his campaign: an establishment 1/10 of 1%'er. [LOL]
FIFY. At this point, I think the Clintons may have amassed more than Romney and without creating a single job or saving a single company.
HoneyBadger
07-14-2016, 14:08
The few staunch Bernouts i know are doing a write in for prez. I explained that a vote for HRC was like voting for Jeb Bush . They agreed. Their (what ever media) they use says it's now a common feeling across the Bernout camp. Write in or don't check the H box. Go Figure.
That's the best possible outcome. Go ahead and convince the rest of the D party that their votes won't matter, and maybe they will just stay home and We'll have a chance at winning this thing!
...maybe they will just stay home and We'll have a chance at winning this thing!
The Ds will make sure they win. They'll make sure that every cemetery in the country votes a straight D ticket.
O2
http://i.imgur.com/LARtIAg.png
^^^^^
Simplistic truth.................
Saw this on Friday.
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TEAMRICO
08-09-2016, 09:56
I hope they all still plan to.
https://westernrifleshooters.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/optimist.jpg?w=750&h=591
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