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Brian
04-13-2016, 21:24
Why does cheap restaurant ranch taste so much better than any ranch dressing I can buy at the store?

I know we have some restaurant guys here, what's the secret? Extra MSG?
ColoradoTJ
04-13-2016, 21:28
Why does cheap restaurant ranch taste so much better than any ranch dressing I can buy at the store?

I know we have some restaurant guys here, what's the secret? Extra MSG?

This. Enjoy.....

http://now8news.com/mcdonalds-employee-admits-ejaculating-big-mac-secret-sauce-nearly-2-years/
Mazin
04-13-2016, 21:28
Mixed from powder everyday so it's "fresh"?
BPTactical
04-13-2016, 21:32
Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?
HoneyBadger
04-13-2016, 21:37
Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?
There's no G in Tuna Fish?
Irving
04-13-2016, 22:26
Why does cheap restaurant ranch taste so much better than any ranch dressing I can buy at the store?

I know we have some restaurant guys here, what's the secret? Extra MSG?

Know what you're taking about.
Brian
04-13-2016, 22:45
Mixed from powder everyday so it's "fresh"?

And where does someone obtain this mythical, magical powder? Not from McDonalds apparently...
jhood001
04-13-2016, 23:01
Salt.
Great-Kazoo
04-13-2016, 23:40
Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?

almost like some album i remember
Jamnanc
04-14-2016, 06:09
Make hidden valley from the packet.
roberth
04-14-2016, 07:46
almost like some album i remember

Wasn't that a piano?
stodg73
04-14-2016, 07:48
Why do we breathe?
Trigger Time 23
04-14-2016, 08:17
Ranch is easy- good blue cheese dressing on the other hand...
SideShow Bob
04-14-2016, 17:24
If you saw what I had seen the chef doing into the "Special house dressing" when I was a teen working in a restaurant,
you would never touch creamy dressings or sour cream in a restaurant ever again.......[Puke]
buffalobo
04-14-2016, 18:44
Why is it you can tune a guitar but you can't tune a fish?


almost like some album i remember


Wasn't that a piano?
It was piano and also tuna fish not tune a fish.

Those guys are just battling geriatric diseases.[emoji15]

sent from my electronic ball and chain
Guylee
04-14-2016, 19:24
If we have lasers for our guns, why do we still use bullets?
gnihcraes
04-14-2016, 21:01
If we have lasers for our guns, why do we still use bullets?

ask the guy with a hole in his hand.
hollohas
04-14-2016, 21:07
I agree. You need to go to the restaurant supply store. They have that ranch by the gallon.
newracer
04-14-2016, 22:41
Hidden Valley Ranch Buttermilk powdered mix is as good or better than restaurant dressing.