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Going out tonight with a bunch of guys in their mid twenties. Wish me luck. Or pray for me or whatever.
If I don't make it back you guys can have all of my stuff.
BPTactical
06-04-2016, 11:16
Dibs
fportmen45
06-04-2016, 11:25
_TqH3o0i-lU
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TqH3o0i-lU)
JAGUH BOMBS...JAGUH BOMBS...JAGUH BOMBS...
I shower in that shit.
StagLefty
06-04-2016, 15:32
Going out tonight with a bunch of guys in their mid twenties. Wish me luck. Or pray for me or whatever.
If I don't make it back you guys can have all of my stuff.
Please submit inventory before leaving. [Beer]
SouthPaw
06-04-2016, 15:37
Tequila, Vegas bombs and tacos are in your future. Puke and rally!
TEAMRICO
06-04-2016, 16:08
I can't last more than an hour with my sons friends when they are around......and they are in the 7th grade.
Good luck out there.
Does this mean we all have to stay sober, waiting for you to call us to come pick your ass up tonight? Great. I'm just going to look at the beer in my fridge. I want a text from you every hour, on the hour. And you're not going out with that slut Crystal are you? You know she always starts drama. Oh Jesus...
henpecked
06-04-2016, 17:36
I'm thinking this is his stepsons bachelor party. Unless he the strippers name is crystal I doubt its the same one
Firehaus
06-04-2016, 18:07
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It's OK, Stu. I've got a DD.
It's OK, Stu. I've got a DD.
Oh, sounds like Crystal will be there then...
ColoradoTJ
06-04-2016, 19:02
Pace yourself Ray...enjoy. Remember, absolutely no pics or FB posts from the younger guys.
Lol. The wife said to be sure to take pictures.
I told her pictures aren't allowed at bachelor parties.
Have an Alien Brain Hemorrhage for me.....
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/misc%20stuff/alienbrainhemorrage.jpg
ColoradoTJ
06-04-2016, 19:58
Lol. The wife said to be sure to take pictures.
I told her pictures aren't allowed at bachelor parties.
Definitely guy code there....
ColoradoTJ
06-04-2016, 19:59
Have an Alien Brain Hemorrhage for me.....
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/misc%20stuff/alienbrainhemorrage.jpg
WTH is that?
Great-Kazoo
06-04-2016, 20:47
Lol. The wife said to be sure to take pictures.
I told her pictures aren't allowed at bachelor parties.
My ol lady has no issues. As long i don't come home covered in too much tittie glitter. I just did laundry, don't come home and fuk up my sheets with stripper candy.
42 yrs, next month.
ColoradoTJ
06-04-2016, 20:55
42 yrs, next month.
Doing something right...congrats.
Doing something right...congrats.
Nah, she's a saint.
Guys, I checked in on Ray, there are no pics available yet.
ColoradoTJ
06-04-2016, 22:36
Nah, she's a saint.
That helps....
Great-Kazoo
06-04-2016, 23:23
That helps....
Depends who you ask ;)
ANYWAY. Who's posting bail for him and the kids.
Remember.
You Ain't having fun, till they Dial 911
buffalobo
06-05-2016, 00:04
Age over youth, with a nap, Ray has the edge.[AR15]
Well, I survived.
A little drunk, a lot lighter in the wallet, but home safely and in one piece.
Time for some sleep now.
Home before 2? Those guys must have taken it easy
BPTactical
06-05-2016, 07:39
Nah, she's a saint.
Nah, she's Helen Keller
Home before 2? Those guys must have taken it easy
We didn't even leave the Diamond Cabaret until 2. I'm fairly certain it was around 2:30 ish when I got home.
They did take it easy on me though.
ColoradoTJ
06-05-2016, 08:36
Damn, five hours of sleep. Going to be a rough day.....
Glad you had a good, safe night Ray.
Lol. Five hours of sleep is a pretty typical night for me. Of course that's without quite so much drinking.
BPTactical
06-05-2016, 11:39
But your a professional Ray
hghclsswhitetrsh
06-05-2016, 13:30
Thanks for the invite. Dick.
Thanks for the invite. Dick.
You're welcome. Asshole.
[Coffee]
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