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CapLock
06-06-2016, 13:59
Starting a new project today so it's moving tools and materials. My wife who doesn't work has her friend over that doesnt work. About the third time now they both tried to get me to look after my youngest boy. They are talking about yarn for christ sake! Umm no I'm busy making a living sorry I'm coming in just for the bathroom.
Taking my first break of the day been going since 6 this morning. Sitting on my couch and I hear that He's just playing on his phone. Lol. I'm about to tell a bitch to get out of my house. Go the fuck home and look after you own kids. Maybe it cause it's hot and I'm working hard today.

CapLock
06-06-2016, 14:01
Oh and it had some spacing and paragraphs before I sent it. Save your bitchin. [facepalm]

Wulf202
06-06-2016, 14:08
4/10

davsel
06-06-2016, 14:15
Your own fault.
If you had avoided the kitchen, they would not have noticed you.
How was the sandwich?

Kraven251
06-06-2016, 14:37
I would have texted the wife. Yes I am playing on my phone, and she can fucking leave now.


...did I mention I have been divorced twice [Flower]

Grant H.
06-06-2016, 14:46
My wife has had to change some of her thinking since I started working from home.

Just because I am sitting in front of my computer doesn't mean I have free time...

Gman
06-06-2016, 15:45
That sucks to be disrespected in your own home when you're busting your butt. If it were me, there would be some serious discussions.

Limited GM
06-06-2016, 17:15
I respectfully refrain commenting till pictures of both friend and wife are posted.

BPTactical
06-06-2016, 17:34
My wife has had to change some of her thinking since I started working from home.

Just because I am sitting in front of my computer doesn't mean I have free time...


^^^this x10!

My wife is a lovely, smart and attractive woman.
But for the life of me when I was Smithing full time out of the house she just could not get it through her smart and attractive melon the fact that just because I am at home, I can't do the dishes, laundry, wash the dog, vacuum the rug, mop the floor, take you lunch, take the youngest to work and then pick him up and cook dinner.
I have to WORK!

I swear I was glad to go back to work!

Great-Kazoo
06-06-2016, 17:39
Easiest way to fix that issue.. Tape a picture of her to a milk carton.

Duman
06-06-2016, 18:15
I respectfully refrain commenting till pictures of both friend and wife are posted.

[LOL]

ray1970
06-06-2016, 18:28
I respectfully refrain commenting till pictures of both friend and wife are posted.

Indeed. If the friend is hot I would probably just ignore their BS and perhaps suggest a threesome.

flogger
06-06-2016, 19:05
Marriage is like a deck of cards, it starts out with Hearts and Diamonds and follows with clubs and spades.

Grant H.
06-06-2016, 19:30
Marriage is like a deck of cards, it starts out with Hearts and Diamonds and follows with clubs and spades.

Quoting this to my wife just earned me a very thoughtful "pop" to the solar plexus...

Sometimes being married to an athletic TaeKwonDo instructor can be problematic...

Great-Kazoo
06-06-2016, 20:22
Quoting this to my wife just earned me a very thoughtful "pop" to the solar plexus...

Sometimes being married to an athletic TaeKwonDo instructor can be problematic...

Take pictures in case she turns the tide and says, you hit her.

BushMasterBoy
06-06-2016, 20:55
I never married and have no clue what it is like. Sure sounds like hell to me.

Grant H.
06-06-2016, 21:01
Take pictures in case she turns the tide and says, you hit her.

Nah, not a concern with her. She's definitely a keeper.

Monky
06-06-2016, 21:09
I never married and have no clue what it is like. Sure sounds like hell to me.

+1


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

fportmen45
06-06-2016, 21:50
Starting a new project today so it's moving tools and materials. My wife who doesn't work has her friend over that doesnt work. About the third time now they both tried to get me to look after my youngest boy. They are talking about yarn for christ sake! Umm no I'm busy making a living sorry I'm coming in just for the bathroom.
Taking my first break of the day been going since 6 this morning. Sitting on my couch and I hear that He's just playing on his phone. Lol. I'm about to tell a bitch to get out of my house. Go the fuck home and look after you own kids. Maybe it cause it's hot and I'm working hard today.

AAA, save some money for a divorce lawyer, and an English 101 class from your local community college.

Firehaus
06-06-2016, 22:03
Indeed. If the friend is hot I would probably just ignore their BS and perhaps suggest a threesome.

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BPTactical
06-06-2016, 22:13
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Good lord, I thought I was a sick puppy.

Firehaus
06-06-2016, 22:14
Good lord, I thought I was a sick puppy.

Whatever, I know you laughed...


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Grant H.
06-06-2016, 22:16
Whatever, I know you laughed...


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I definitely chuckled...

BPTactical
06-06-2016, 22:18
Whatever, I know you laughed...


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Oh absolutely

ChadAmberg
06-07-2016, 10:58
Good lord, I thought I was a sick puppy.

What did I hear today... oh yeah.

"I like my porn like I like my browser history...... Disabled."

OctopusHighball
06-11-2016, 08:18
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Hells yeah! I'm always up for more head!