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Aloha_Shooter
08-28-2016, 21:03
Just caught another one of those verdammt Bud Light commercials featuring Amy Schumer and that no-talent POS Seth Rogen. If anything describes how pathetic the current generation is, these commercials do.

Remember when beer commercials featured MEN like Smokin' Joe Frazier, Bubba Smith, or Dick Butkus?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yahjtjgBSK0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZXdjyx4zlk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0agZEMEpiVI

Aloha_Shooter
08-28-2016, 21:03
or even Rodney Dangerfield?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI5P_unnW6Y


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6SBtg9VQ9M


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76aw4DTusNo

Aloha_Shooter
08-28-2016, 21:04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W02y7i46NU

or someone with REAL talent like Alex?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upZ6EbaHigE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK1_jo-9uYI

Aloha_Shooter
08-28-2016, 21:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQSjRIMl3P4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThzEo9EIPB8

Hell, I'd even go for some animated frogs over Rogen:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB-RgYdC-n8

Aloha_Shooter
08-28-2016, 21:06
or hell, some lizards:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF5dZRooRWQ

But no, for today's generation, Amy Schumer and Seth Rogen constitute good marketing for beer ...

[Bang]

[soap]

Damn, I miss Alex ...

Great-Kazoo
08-28-2016, 21:12
2 mouth pieces for the anti-gum movement, have no issue shilling for a product that does more damage than guns.

Typical democrites

BushMasterBoy
08-28-2016, 21:28
Alcohol is bad for you.

RblDiver
08-28-2016, 22:00
I toured the Budweiser plant in Fort Collins last weekend. One neat thing to see were some of their ads in the past. In WW2, they had one that was something like "This eagle's learned to fly!" showing how their workers were also helping make parts for planes. Another talked about how their engine division (did you know they made diesel engines? I didn't!) was building engines for subs. That sort of thing.

Ah Pook
08-28-2016, 22:14
Back when it was a fine WI brew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYDBMjvqMlM

Not the best but the best at sixteen YO (next to Schlitz).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlO0wsUAihg

kidicarus13
08-28-2016, 22:26
If you're choosing your beer based on a commercial, you're doing it wrong.

Irving
08-28-2016, 22:33
I really don't understand your distaste for modern beer commercials. All the ones you posted were just as lame as the ones they have now.

Great-Kazoo
08-28-2016, 22:45
I really don't understand your distaste for modern beer commercials. All the ones you posted were just as lame as the ones they have now.


But we were around then.

Irving
08-28-2016, 23:46
I was trying to find the recent Anthony's Pizza election (radio) commercial for you, because everyone would like it, but I couldn't find anything on Youtube. Instead, I found this gem. Enjoy. :)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yunwTSfbAyI

Honey Badger282.8
08-29-2016, 00:10
I was pretty fond of the "Real men of genius" ads on the radio.

funkymonkey1111
08-29-2016, 07:01
Well, it is a woman's beer--of course they'll have two women in their ads.

Even as a kid i liked yhe Grits Gresham Miller Lite commercials

Great-Kazoo
08-29-2016, 07:03
I was pretty fond of the "Real men of genius" ads on the radio.

REAL AMERICAN HEROES.....................

YES You Mister Toilet paper Roller. You Know who you are.



Mister Toilet paper Roller Upper

Irving
08-29-2016, 07:29
"Mister taco salad inventor"

I don't see no lettuce

OldFogey
08-29-2016, 08:13
Yup. Anheuser-busch commercials used to be pretty decent. Then inbev took us over and we have moppets dancing around doing stella commercials for the super bowl (huge bucks) and 2 douchebags representing our flagship brand. Which we have messed with by adding an enzyme to "improve" extraction. God help us...

Zundfolge
08-29-2016, 09:18
American beer ... used to be crap beer with good commercials. Now its crap beer and crap commercials.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MjUwWDg1MA==/z/SakAAOSwmtJXYHpE/$_58.JPG

Aloha_Shooter
08-29-2016, 10:36
I really don't understand your distaste for modern beer commercials. All the ones you posted were just as lame as the ones they have now.

Some of them were lame, some were stupid, some were nonsensically funny. None of them featured anti-American anti-Constitutionalist jackasses like Seth Rogen and Amy Schumer. Bob Uecker and Rodney Dangerfield portrayed themselves as goofballs, even semi-idiots, but they had much more in common with the presumed audience for these commercials than either of these two millenial "comedians". Regarding my previous rant, we all knew they were trying to sell beer but none of the previous generations of commercials referred to "the freedom to drink beer" as a reason for celebrating Memorial Day.

Irving
08-29-2016, 12:02
Well, I guess I shouldn't be too worried about you not liking a commercial, since most of us don't like most commercials.

Ah Pook
08-29-2016, 14:58
...Regarding my previous rant, we all knew they were trying to sell beer but none of the previous generations of commercials referred to "the freedom to drink beer" as a reason for celebrating Memorial Day.
Never miss an opportunity to sell more product, even if you have to make one up.


BTW: I can't stand Seth Rogen and don't even know who Amy Schumer is.

Aloha_Shooter
08-29-2016, 17:01
You ain't missing much. Fat, loud, rude and ugly woman who has a potty mouth and making millions off it.

As well as niece to that friend of good government, free market capitalism, the Second Amendment, and liberty, Chuckie Schumer.

JohnnyDrama
08-29-2016, 21:15
Just caught another one of those verdammt Bud Light commercials featuring Amy Schumer and that no-talent POS Seth Rogen. If anything describes how pathetic the current generation is, these commercials do. (I added the emphasis).

I haven't seen said commercials, but I think Aloha Shooter's on to something here. The two mentioned celebrities epitomize the race to the bottom so many in television/film seem to be participating in.

That being said, I liked the "Wouldn't it be great if" series for Keystone in the early 90s.

Irving
08-29-2016, 21:30
Seems like a pretty healthy case of Juvenoia to me.

CO Hugh
08-30-2016, 11:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rTG07Trb0A&feature=youtu.be


https://youtu.be/4rTG07Trb0A

ACE2GOOD
08-30-2016, 11:23
I am glad I am not the only one wondering what the heck those commercials are about. What does gender equality have to do with drinking a Bud Light? And why they chose those two yahoos to represent Bud Light and talk about political stuff is beyond me.

funkymonkey1111
08-30-2016, 15:55
rocket fuel...Daaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JpwjnMFlJI

Gman
08-30-2016, 22:27
Did someone say bear commercial?


http://youtu.be/FyeDEAWtAR8

Honey Badger282.8
08-30-2016, 23:17
American beer ... used to be crap beer with good commercials. Now its crap beer and crap commercials.

This, sort of. America has the best beer IMO, it's just not a major brand like Bud, Miller or Coors.