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TFOGGER
09-02-2016, 12:40
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/09/02/shirtless-man-fires-corncobs-neighbors-house-using-potato-gun/89729848/



Shirtless man fires corncobs at neighbor’s house using potato gunUSA TODAY NETWORKAshley May (http://www.usatoday.com/staff/10047778/ashley-may/), USA TODAY9:40 a.m. EDT September 2, 2016
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A Rhode Island man opened fire on his neighbor's home this week — using corncobs and a homemade potato gun.
Jeffrey M. Osella, 50, has been feuding with his neighbor for the past 13 years, police say.
Tuesday night, after a yelling argument between the two, Osella loaded corncobs into a PVC pipe potato gun and shot them at his neighbor’s house.
"This particular incident did not stem from a new argument," Captain Shawn Lacey of the Westerly Police Department told USA TODAY.
A girl riding a bicycle nearby dodged a cob, but no one was struck or injured, Lacey said.

When police arrived at Osella’s home, he was intoxicated, shirtless and covered in corn kernels. Osella told police he didn’t shoot at the neighbor, just in the direction of his home, The Westerly Sun (http://www.thewesterlysun.com/news/westerly/9312050-154/man-charged-with-shooting-corncobs-at-neighbors-house.html) reported.

Skip
09-02-2016, 13:00
You know you want to do the same thing. Don't lie.

Okay--maybe not someone's house but launching corn on a range sounds fun.

colorider
09-02-2016, 13:09
Sounds corny to me

BushMasterBoy
09-02-2016, 13:39
Too bad it wasn't a woman. With photos. Corn niblets.

HoneyBadger
09-02-2016, 13:39
This belongs in the "Joys of apartment living" thread. :D

clodhopper
09-02-2016, 13:45
That is a really dangerous and risky thing... using the incorrect ammunition in a weapon. Using corn in a clearly identified "potato" gun. Sure glad he didn't experience a breach failure.

StagLefty
09-02-2016, 15:23
Sounds corny to me

Shot out of a gun makes it succotashy !!!

BladesNBarrels
09-02-2016, 15:55
Shot out of a gun makes it succotashy !!!

or maybe "grits"y?

UncleDave
09-02-2016, 17:48
He was found intoxicated, shirtless, and covered in corn kernels. That's what I want on my tombstone!

izzy
09-02-2016, 18:58
Tried to give his neighbor an ear full.

spqrzilla
09-02-2016, 19:39
Rhode Island Man competes with Florida Man.

buffalobo
09-02-2016, 19:48
13 yrs, sounds more like an old married couple than fued.

"Grumpy Old Men"?

Call this one "Bored, drunk and onery neighbors".

Not much of a fued IMO, if after 13 yrs launching ears of corn at the house is what makes the news.

Still entertaining. May have to check up on these guys occasionally.

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BPTactical
09-02-2016, 21:45
"Stalker"???

brutal
09-02-2016, 23:31
or maybe "grits"y?

Just add some shrimp and gravy