CForce Water by Chuck Norris

[cmailliard]

Chuck Norris Labeled Water (http://cforce.com/)

"CFORCE doesn’t flow from the ground; it bursts from an artesian spring with the same unharnessed power and intensity you’d expect from Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick."

Let the meme’s begin

While somewhat comical, it looks like a good product, he is pretty squared away guy and a portion of the profits go towards his Kickstart Kids Charity

[Sawin]

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!

Now he's going to make all of us drink too!

[Great-Kazoo]

Chuck Norris personally forms each bottle with his bare hands.

[CS1983]

Rumor has it that they're gonna do a special run containing drops of Chuck Norris' sweat for a lifetime of electrolyte replenishing.

[waxthis]

That's some bad ass water..

[Skip]

Disappointed with the branding. This should be the label...

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/5/5a/InvasionUSApromo.jpg/300px-InvasionUSApromo.jpg

[Gman]

Any specially marketed water from Chuck Norris shouldn't come out of the ground. Chuck should be putting the Oxygen and Hydrogen atoms together by hand. Should be easy enough for him.

[StagLefty]

If you don't finish the bottle it kicks the crap out of you !!!

[Great-Kazoo]

If you don't finish the bottle it kicks the crap out of you !!!

It's a laxative too !

[wctriumph]

Don't underestimate the power of the CForce!

[brutal]

This can't be right: "
has 100% less hardness, resulting in smoother, softer water."

[Great-Kazoo]

This can't be right: "
has 100% less hardness, resulting in smoother, softer water."




It's also a diuretic

[Erni]

I heard it's full of dihydrogen-monoxide. Deadly stuff, takes many lives each year.

[Monky]

I heard it's full of dihydrogen-monoxide. Deadly stuff, takes many lives each year.

Stay away from that stuff... fish fuck in it.