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ray1970
12-07-2016, 10:09
I was just seeing what you guys were getting me this year. Want to make sure the wife doesn't get me something that one of you is already planning on getting me.
CS1983
12-07-2016, 10:16
Homemade Christmas card with a starbucks gift card I was given 3 years ago for filming a wedding. But I don't have your address, so...
BushMasterBoy
12-07-2016, 10:19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA2S4mhfdQQ
Irving
12-07-2016, 10:23
Brother SA109 binder foot.
Sawin
12-07-2016, 10:24
DildAR?

WTF? Why did they make that?
Irving
12-07-2016, 10:27
WTF? Why did they make that?

It's from Call of Duty: Brothel Warfare.
sniper7
12-07-2016, 10:48
WTF? Why did they make that?

In my more immature days I would have said: " bend over and I'll show ya"
roberth
12-07-2016, 10:54
I can't wait until Xmas is gone. [handbags]


It's from Call of Duty: Brothel Warfare.

It's a Sky Fish (Flying Rod) being discharged from a rigid tube.
Aloha_Shooter
12-07-2016, 11:25
A couple rotten cucumbers and bellybutton lint.
Gman
12-07-2016, 11:31
I got you a small rock. I left it outside your house to surprise you.
StagLefty
12-07-2016, 12:11
I'm sending you a selfie of us in Hooter's parking lot. Just an FYI not open it while in wife's presence [Beer]
ray1970
12-07-2016, 13:06
Well, so far I'm pretty sure my wife wasn't planning on getting me any of those things.

Looks like I won't have to worry about getting duplicates.
davsel
12-07-2016, 13:18
This image I found on the internet:

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/merry-christmas-john-i-love-you.png

Didn't see one with Ray on it.
Whatever
CS1983
12-07-2016, 13:19
Little known fact: John is Ray's legal first name, named after famous singer Johnnie Ray.

Gift addendum: believable but false backstory.
sniper7
12-07-2016, 13:20
I got you a computer virus with porno pop up ads, the gift that keeps on giving!
Irving
12-07-2016, 14:15
One ticket to see Miss Sloan on opening night.
BigBear
12-07-2016, 14:17
I got you a Walmart bacon cheeseball... lol
Great-Kazoo
12-07-2016, 14:39
Bah Humbug Christmas

FESTIVUS
roberth
12-07-2016, 15:04
Bah Humbug Christmas

FESTIVUS

For the
REST OF US
Gman
12-07-2016, 15:55
I forget, which comes first, the feats of strength or the airing of grievances?
newracer
12-07-2016, 16:10
The airing of grievances occurs during the meal, the feats of strength are after the meal.
CS1983
12-07-2016, 16:33
I forget, which comes first, the feats of strength or the airing of grievances?

Airing of Grievances.
BushMasterBoy
12-07-2016, 17:50
WTF? Why did they make that?

Haven't you heard of the sexual revolution?
theGinsue
12-07-2016, 19:55
WTF? Why did they make that?

Another example of the common sense thought that just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD do that something.

Weren't the students at the University of Texas open carrying ammo for that thing on their backpacks back in August? http://www.refinery29.com/2016/08/120840/cocks-not-glocks-dildo-protest-college-campus
GilpinGuy
12-07-2016, 20:11
I got you a small rock. I left it outside your house to surprise you.

Does it float in water like a witch? Now that would be special.
Gman
12-07-2016, 20:21
Does it float in water like a witch? Now that would be special.
It wasn't that small, nor did it weigh the same as a duck.
Ah Pook
12-07-2016, 21:30
Another example of the common sense thought that just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD do that something.
I don't know. Watching the perp explaining how/why he was shot with a 7" jelly dong could be priceless. [Pop]


I got Ray some special orange dust.