Impossible questions to answer

[GilpinGuy]

We've all heard, "What's the meaning of life?" and "Do these jeans make my ass look fat?"

I heard a woman say this to their spouse yesterday: "Do you think I need to loose some weight?" The look on his face was priceless.

It made me think of this commercial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IluLsr9o9QQ

Hear any other good ones lately?

[DFBrews]

abort mission!!!! radio silence!!!

[KestrelBike]

"Honey it looks like you've already been losing some anyways, how much more do you think would be safe?"

A bit weird, but I find that lady in the commercial really attractive.

[Great-Kazoo]

"Honey it looks like you've already been losing some anyways, how much more do you think would be safe?"

A bit weird, but I find that lady in the commercial really attractive.


Not weird to me.

[encorehunter]

"Yes dear."






...and then the fight started

[wctriumph]

You got another gun? How many guns do you need? When are you going to get me something ... that is not a gun?

[TEAMRICO]

You got another gun? How many guns do you need? When are you going to get me something ... that is not a gun?
When the wife asks you for the combo to your gun safe!!!!!!

[brutal]

Have you stopped beating your wife?

[SuperiorDG]

I warn all women I date to not ask a question you don't want the answer to. It weeds out the ones I don't want to date.

[BPTactical]

When a woman asks: "How old do you think I am?"

Your screwed

[brutal]

When a woman asks: "How old do you think I am?"

Your screwed

A: Young enough to care.

[Madeinhb]

Have you stopped beating your wife?

I use this against liberals all the time when they debate and resort to saying "you're a racist, sexism, etc". I tell them that those are not debate points. Those are negative arguments that can't be debated because no way to show proof of either. And that's when I drop the line "like if I were to ask you now, hey have you stopped beating your wife"

They usually shut up quick lol

[Rucker61]

"Are you still dead"?

[MarkCO]

Tell the truth, always. If they stay with you and you like them, then you have found one that fits your crazy-hot matrix point...marry that one and stick with it. :)

[Aloha_Shooter]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pouOzsRLJM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYYQpBt6sSo

[Aloha_Shooter]

When a woman asks: "How old do you think I am?"

Your screwed

Old enough to be legal and young enough to keep me interested ...

[Wulf202]

I warn all women I date to not ask a question you don't want the answer to. It weeds out the ones I don't want to date.
This.