Need a little help in the centennial/aurora area

[02ducky]

Anybody in the centennial/aurora area that can help me out with something please let me know.

[ColoradoTJ]

What do you need?

[Sawin]

What do you need?

That my was question as well.
I am confident someone here will be able to help, but a little more information is helpful.

If it's too personal in nature to share in the thread, are you able to just provide generic information about how we could assist?

[Dave]

Kind of vague.... Could be anything from "I need a ride to the grocery store to buy milk and eggs for the impending arctic blast" to "help me dispose of a dead hooker and 5 kilos of uncut coke because the police are on to me."

[ColoradoTJ]

I have some great shovels.

[funkymonkey1111]

I have some great shovels.

but do you have a chainsaw?

[sniper7]

First off....is the hooker a female?
if so, Is the hooker still warm and do you have a buyer for the coke?

[MarkCO]

but do you have a chainsaw?

Delivery Driver reported me to the police once..."plastic sheeting on the floor wearing gloves and cutting up bodies with hack saws and blood all over the place." I was butchering elk.

[Big E3]

Not sure shovels will work this time of year. Even a shallow grave will be difficult with the frozen ground. I’m having back issues so don’t believe I would be much help lifting bodies.

[spqrzilla]

First off....is the hooker a female?
if so, Is the hooker still warm and do you have a buyer for the coke?

Adding this to my new client questionnaire ...

[Ronin13]

Adding this to my new client questionnaire ...

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

To the OP- I understand the reasoning for being vague, I have coworkers who do that "Hey can you help me with something?" No specifics, they're just waiting for you to say yes before explaining.

[ColoradoTJ]

but do you have a chainsaw?

Why yes I do. Husky 550. I lone it out all the time.

[Great-Kazoo]

Why yes I do. Husky 550. I lone it out all the time.

Oh no a loanly chainsaw :~)

[SideShow Bob]

Oh no a loanly chainsaw :~)

I wonder if that thread is buried in the archives somewhere...........

[Gman]

I wonder if that thread is buried in the archives somewhere...........
It's in here somewhere.

I'm still walking with a cane and am not supposed to lift more than a gallon of milk weighs, so I'm 'out' on carrying bodies or volumes of coke.

[02ducky]

sorry everyone, recent move and the movers didnt grab somethings from the house that wasnt packed or taken during the move. the stuff in want before the new owners takes over is sitting there and wanted to see if anybody had time to grab it for me... i still need the help and will be willing to pay a small storage fee and recovery fee.
fishing poles
taxidermy goose and couple loose odds and ends.

[Big E3]

It seems that the cops must have shown up before Ducky could do a proper “clean up”! Radio silence?

[KS63]

PM sent

[yz9890]

I can go over there also. I think I've been there before actually. I'll pm.

[TEAMRICO]

Kind of vague.... Could be anything from "I need a ride to the grocery store to buy milk and eggs for the impending arctic blast" to "help me dispose of a dead hooker and 5 kilos of uncut coke because the police are on to me."
Man, I'm not doing this again........