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GilpinGuy
02-15-2017, 12:15
I was reading some comments after an article about the 2016 homicides in Denver and some anti-gun moron called pro 2A folks "ammosexuals". Made me literally laugh out loud. First time I've heard that one. [LOL]

sellersm
02-15-2017, 12:30
Wouldn't that qualify us for special rights?


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StagLefty
02-15-2017, 12:40
Do I need to update guns to transguns ?

brutal
02-15-2017, 12:41
Where's our special bathroom?

roberth
02-15-2017, 13:06
Where's our special bathroom?

They are marked MEN or WOMEN, anything else can go pee outside.

crays
02-15-2017, 13:08
69199

69200

BushMasterBoy
02-15-2017, 13:08
I only shoot blanks.

GilpinGuy
02-15-2017, 13:12
I only shoot blanks.

So you're post-op then.

spqrzilla
02-15-2017, 13:25
I was reading some comments after an article about the 2016 homicides in Denver and some anti-gun moron called pro 2A folks "ammosexuals". Made me literally laugh out loud. First time I've heard that one. [LOL]

The gun control nutjobs all think that insinuating that others are homosexual, or that we have masculinity problems, is some deep thought. Its a lot of projection.

Rucker61
02-15-2017, 13:26
No, but I am ammocurious.

roberth
02-15-2017, 13:47
No, but I am ammocurious.

[LOL]

sellersm
02-15-2017, 13:57
#ammolivesmatter


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Monky
02-15-2017, 14:02
The fuck is ammosexual?

I don't recall that on the list of genders i've seen

Bailey Guns
02-15-2017, 14:15
No, but I am ammocurious.

That's fuckin hilarious!

Bailey Guns
02-15-2017, 14:17
I guess I'm polyammouros...I love several cals.

BlasterBob
02-15-2017, 14:17
I only shoot blanks.
At my age of 80, blanks are all I can shoot anymore.[blaster]

Bailey Guns
02-15-2017, 14:17
Best thread in a while.

GilpinGuy
02-15-2017, 14:32
I occasionally have projectile disfunction. Am I still ammosexual?

Ah Pook
02-15-2017, 14:32
I will gladly fly the ammosexual flag.

I like big old pieces of sharp steel. Does that make me a lumbersexual?
Got a thing for bikes. Does that make me bikecurious?

Where are my safe spaces!!

We are going to need more bathrooms. [Coffee]

CS1983
02-15-2017, 14:43
Ammosexuals pee in clearing barrels, so no need for a special bathroom.

yankeefan98121
02-15-2017, 15:51
Best thread in a while.

Awesome thread! [Score]

GilpinGuy
02-15-2017, 15:58
Awesome thread! [Score]

I sense a new moniker is en route.

th3w01f
02-15-2017, 16:19
You laugh but this is right off the NYC .gov website. [ROFL1]

BI-GENDERED • CROSS-DRESSER • DRAG KING • DRAG QUEEN
FEMME QUEEN • FEMALE-TO-MALE • FTM • GENDER BENDER
GENDERQUEER • MALE-TO-FEMALE • MTF • NON-OP • HIJRA
PANGENDER • TRANSEXUAL/TRANSSEXUAL • TRANS PERSON
WOMAN • MAN • BUTCH • TWO-SPIRIT • TRANS • AGENDER
THIRD SEX • GENDER FLUID • NON-BINARY TRANSGENDER
ANDROGYNE • GENDER GIFTED • GENDER BLENDER • FEMME
PERSON OF TRANSGENDER EXPERIENCE • ANDROGYNOUS

http://www1.nyc.gov/assets/cchr/downloads/pdf/publications/GenderID_Card2015.pdf

Great-Kazoo
02-15-2017, 16:50
You laugh but this is right off the NYC .gov website. [ROFL1]

BI-GENDERED • CROSS-DRESSER • DRAG KING • DRAG QUEEN
FEMME QUEEN • FEMALE-TO-MALE • FTM • GENDER BENDER
GENDERQUEER • MALE-TO-FEMALE • MTF • NON-OP • HIJRA
PANGENDER • TRANSEXUAL/TRANSSEXUAL • TRANS PERSON
WOMAN • MAN • BUTCH • TWO-SPIRIT • TRANS • AGENDER
THIRD SEX • GENDER FLUID • NON-BINARY TRANSGENDER
ANDROGYNE • GENDER GIFTED • GENDER BLENDER • FEMME
PERSON OF TRANSGENDER EXPERIENCE • ANDROGYNOUS

http://www1.nyc.gov/assets/cchr/downloads/pdf/publications/GenderID_Card2015.pdf

https://www.ar-15.co/threads/161333-why-is-it

hatidua
02-15-2017, 17:25
why no trigger warning for this thread? [Rant1]

Skip
02-15-2017, 17:42
When I was a young man, I had to see the Dr. once. Turned out to be corrosive ammo.

[Abused]

Never made that mistake again.

brutal
02-15-2017, 18:21
Ammosexuals pee in clearing barrels, so no need for a special bathroom.

I needed one when some idiot popped a round in a barrel I was still near.

Stupid gun bunny.

ray1970
02-15-2017, 18:29
I have known for a while that quite a few of you here were ammosexuals. Even those of you who were in denial or trying to keep it secret, I could still tell. "You people" weren't fooling anyone.

davsel
02-15-2017, 19:04
I have known for a while that quite a few of you here were ammosexuals. Even those of you who were in denial or trying to keep it secret, I could still tell. "You people" weren't fooling anyone.

You're just an ammophobe.

Ramsker
02-15-2017, 19:05
I prefer to think of myself as trans-caliber.

TEAMRICO
02-15-2017, 19:16
I like .40 S&W.....does that make me gay?

davsel
02-15-2017, 19:19
[ROFL1] HA

brutal
02-15-2017, 19:55
I like .40 S&W.....does that make me gay?

...you said it, not us.

spyder
02-15-2017, 19:59
The fuck is ammosexual?

I don't recall that on the list of genders i've seen

What do we classify you as these days?

JohnnyDrama
02-15-2017, 21:06
What does it make me if I go off half cocked?

Ramsker
02-15-2017, 21:18
What does it make me if I go off half cocked?

A Viagra candidate?

Wait, no . . .

Bailey Guns
02-15-2017, 21:43
I like big ammos.

Gman
02-15-2017, 21:53
I like big ammos.
...and I cannot lie.

Gman
02-15-2017, 22:05
What does it make me if I go off half cocked?
Premature ejection.

GilpinGuy
02-15-2017, 22:11
If you are ammosexual, just come out of the safe and tell everyone.

Rucker61
02-15-2017, 22:29
I have known for a while that quite a few of you here were ammosexuals. Even those of you who were in denial or trying to keep it secret, I could still tell. "You people" weren't fooling anyone.

Hey, I only reloaded those rounds ONE time, and that was just experimenting.

Irving
02-15-2017, 22:34
One time, before I realized what was happening, I chambered two rounds at the same time. That was just that one weekend in college though.

GilpinGuy
02-15-2017, 22:39
Is that a stovepipe you have there or are you just glad to see me?

yankeefan98121
02-15-2017, 22:52
"Once" I had a ftf, should I consider "other" calibers?

spyder
02-15-2017, 22:56
One time, before I realized what was happening, I chambered two rounds at the same time. That was just that one weekend in college though.
I'm not too particular in ammo, just not the big rounds.... they hurt your body.......

yankeefan98121
02-15-2017, 22:56
If I pick up spent rounds, is that considered a fetish

yankeefan98121
02-15-2017, 22:58
I'm not too particular in ammo, just not the big rounds.... they hurt your body.......

It's not the size that matters, it's where you put it

GilpinGuy
02-15-2017, 23:01
It's not the size that matters, it's where you put it

Be sure to use the right amount of lube. Not too much, not too little.

brutal
02-15-2017, 23:02
9mm might expand, but .45 will never... wait, oh damn...

yankeefan98121
02-15-2017, 23:02
Be sure to use the right ammount of lube. Not too much, not too little.

Might need a tube ramp polishing as an option

Irving
02-15-2017, 23:43
There aren't a lot of things I enjoy more than polishing the feed ramp.

Big E3
02-16-2017, 01:36
I didn’t know if I was ammosexual or not, I’m thinking I am. When I look at a pallet of ammo in the basement, the feeling is almost sexual. I have four guns that I can change barrels and shoot two different calibers, does that make me ammodextrous?

Rucker61
02-16-2017, 06:30
I didn’t know if I was ammosexual or not, I’m thinking I am. When I look at a pallet of ammo in the basement, the feeling is almost sexual. I have four guns that I can change barrels and shoot two different calibers, does that make me ammodextrous?

Or panammosexual.

wctriumph
02-16-2017, 22:33
Well, I think about ammo, I have ammo, I handle ammo, I load ammo, I eject ammo, I polish ammo, I store ammo, I shoot ammo, I buy ammo, I trade ammo, I have clips for ammo, I have magazines for ammo, I have ammo in my tool box, maybe I am, I don't want be judgmental about it.

brutal
02-16-2017, 23:28
It puts the lotion on it's brass

Great-Kazoo
02-17-2017, 00:43
Ammosexuals ? PLEEZE spare me.

Me...I'm the guy who likes to play the field before committing to taking that special one home. Once home, a good wipe down and lube before we hit the range. After a good buildup of residue back home for a well deserved cleaning. Stripped down to the bare essentials, pulling the patch slowly, through a warm bore, oh yeah

Then time to sell it.

Me i'm what you'd call a gunphomaniac ;)