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davsel
03-14-2017, 07:38
Could also be said for AR15s (aside from the "reliability")

http://www.alloutdoor.com/2017/03/09/five-reasons-not-buy-glock/?utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=Email&utm_content=2017-03-14&utm_campaign=Weekly+Newsletter

The Glock 17 was introduced in 1982. In the following decades, various models of the Glock handgun have been adopted by military and police all over the world.

What is not to like about them? They are affordable, reliable and have a wide range of aftermarket parts.
However, I am here to tell you there are numerous reasons not to buy a Glock.

Glock Reliability
How is someone supposed to practice clearing a malfunction if the handgun is super reliable?

Someone who has only shot Glocks probably has no idea how to clear a stove pipe, or what to do if there is a failure to feed. If there ever is a malfunction, they will probably stand there wondering what to do.

Aftermarket Parts
Shortly after someone buys a Glock, they start buying aftermarket parts. The amount of triggers, safeties, barrels.. etc on the market is stagging.

Maybe the people at the Glock factory put some kind of virus in the handgun that makes people lose all willpower when it comes to buying parts. Before you know it, all of the families money has been spent on aftermarket parts. Few months later the house is being foreclosed on.

Where is the family supposed to live? Think of the children, they did not ask to lose their home for their parents Glock addiction.

Online Communities
Before the Glock owner realizes what has happened, they will be spending hours visiting various Glock forums.

The obsession of having to know about the latest new parts and modifications will consume their life. Before long the obsession invades the office and work is not getting done. Then the boss has to let the obsessed Glock owner go.

Magazines Obsession
How many magazines are enough? Before long the closets are full, the attic is full, the basement is full, only place left is to stack boxes against the walls.

Just a few months after buying a Glock handgun, friends and family members start suggesting you may have a hoarding problem. Before you know it, the TV show Hoarders is at your front door wanting to do a show.

Ammunition
The Glock is so fun to shoot that owners start stockpiling ammunition. With every square inch of the floors, walls, attic and basement covered in Glock magazines, where is the ammunition.

Then the secrecy kicks in, the Glock owner rents a storage unit just for the ammunition. As they start spending time at the storage building counting their ammo, the children are neglected. Before long the kids start asking “where is mommy or daddy?” The other parent can only comfort the children as they bravely hold back tears.

Guylee
03-14-2017, 07:56
1911's are better than glocks.

.45 is the best caliber.

AK's are better than AR's.

clodhopper
03-14-2017, 08:17
Glocks do come in .45 variants. However, be careful as your basement will soon be full.

WETWRKS
03-14-2017, 08:30
Watch it kid...with a lack of a manual safety...you will shoot your eye out with that thing.

O2HeN2
03-14-2017, 08:30
1911's are better than glocks.

.45 is the best caliber.

AK's are better than AR's.

Canon Nikon

Ford Chevy

O2

Ps. I have some Montanna Gold 9mm 115gr JHPs that allow me to practice my malfunction drills a LOT with my G19 if they're not seated to EXACTLY the correct depth.

Zundfolge
03-14-2017, 08:55
And yet somehow I've survived just fine never owning a Glock or 1911. [beatdeadhorse]

Martinjmpr
03-14-2017, 09:43
1911's are better than glocks.

.45 is the best caliber.

AK's are better than AR's.

Coke > Pepsi

Now it's ON!!! [panic]

clodhopper
03-14-2017, 09:51
Paleo > Vegan

JohnnyDrama
03-14-2017, 10:05
Pirates are way more cool than ninjas.

buffalobo
03-14-2017, 10:07
Bunch of racists

Everyone should own several of each. Diversity and all that stuff.

Teufelhund
03-14-2017, 10:34
IDPA match last year, watched this poor 14 yo kid have to clear a stove pipe or FTE from his glock 9mm on nearly every shot. Silver lining is he was fast as hell at immediate action by the end of the match.

My M&Ps have never malfunctioned. Just sayin'

Bailey Guns
03-14-2017, 15:37
BAD: Glock frames melt if you leave them laying in the sun.

GOOD: But, you can get the Glock 7 thru airport security.

BAD: But it costs more than you make in a month.

Martinjmpr
03-14-2017, 16:15
BAD: Glock frames melt if you leave them laying in the sun.

GOOD: But, you can get the Glock 7 thru airport security.

BAD: But it costs more than you make in a month.

Isn't the Glock 7 that porcelain gun made in Germany that can go through airport security?

But being made of porcelain will shatter in to a million pieces if you drop it. [ROFL1]

brutal
03-14-2017, 17:00
Then there's that whole .357Sig KB issue...

Bullet setback+unsupported chamber=KB.

[Poke]

fj605
03-14-2017, 17:43
And yet somehow I've survived just fine never owning a Glock or 1911. [beatdeadhorse]

You've survived but have you truly lived?

Gman
03-14-2017, 17:58
You've survived but have you truly lived?
Word

Duman
03-14-2017, 20:06
HK... bomb proof

BushMasterBoy
03-14-2017, 20:14
Glocks are made from recycled toilet seats, so you can shoot the shit.

osok-308
03-14-2017, 20:28
I would also use this list for AKs.... but glocks and ARs foot this bill well.

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03-14-2017, 20:38
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