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Bailey Guns
03-31-2017, 10:21
It seems our personal information isn't safe from anyone. Not even yogurt makers.

I opened this container of yogurt and noticed the message printed on the inside of the foil lid:

Innocent-looking yogurt lid:
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/DSC_2708_zps9fuqiomx.jpg

Troubling message on the inside:
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/DSC_2709_zpshm6i0l0h.jpg


First of all, how did they know I have a tractor? Secondly, who puts yogurt on their tractor and where do they put it?
KevDen2005
03-31-2017, 10:24
It seems our personal information isn't safe from anyone. Not even yogurt makers.

I opened this container of yogurt and noticed the message printed on the inside of the foil lid:

Innocent-looking yogurt lid:
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/DSC_2708_zps9fuqiomx.jpg

Troubling message on the inside:
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/DSC_2709_zpshm6i0l0h.jpg


First of all, how did they know I have a tractor? Secondly, who puts yogurt on their tractor and where do they put it?

A good yogurt will keep a tractor running smooth for years
thvigil11
03-31-2017, 10:30
Do you own a Greek Tractor? Didn't know they made em.
clodhopper
03-31-2017, 11:07
https://www.amazon.com/Electro-Deflecto-Unisex-Foil-Size/dp/B01I497JAM
sampson
03-31-2017, 11:13
https://www.amazon.com/Electro-Deflecto-Unisex-Foil-Size/dp/B01I497JAM
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BushMasterBoy
03-31-2017, 13:04
I think it was aimed at me. I have a tractor.
Bailey Guns
03-31-2017, 13:11
I think it was aimed at me. I have a tractor.

Do you put yogurt on it?
GilpinGuy
03-31-2017, 13:12
No tractor here, but we DO have cereal. Hmmmmmm.......[tinhat]
Zundfolge
03-31-2017, 13:27
Search history algorithm curated advertising feeds have really got out of hand.
zteknik
03-31-2017, 18:20
Well at least you didn't get a carton of milk with your picture on it....[ROFL2]
Big E3
03-31-2017, 20:36
I know I don’t get out much, but would a tractor really taste good with yogurt on it?
Bailey Guns
03-31-2017, 20:56
Probably test better with yogurt than without.
DFBrews
03-31-2017, 21:04
Why did you blur out the best by date. What are you hiding Bailey? Yogurt past its prime? Or maybe more nefarious served before proper aging??? The true crimes will come to light.
Irving
03-31-2017, 21:09
The best buy date says Apr 20 17. Realistically, EVERY food item should have a "Tastes BEST on _____ 20, 20_____" date on the label. Right?
DFBrews
03-31-2017, 22:14
The best buy date says Apr 20 17. Realistically, EVERY food item should have a "Tastes BEST on _____ 20, 20_____" date on the label. Right?


Fun fact of the day I am fairly colorblind and can not read the date at all. It looks like a 2 minute Craigslist license plate blur even on the big computer vs mobile
DOC
03-31-2017, 23:17
We all need more tractor time. Maybe its subliminal suggestions to get us back out to the fields.
brutal
04-01-2017, 00:57
Did you lick the lid clean, or wipe it off on your tractor?
sampson
04-01-2017, 01:12
That's a bit personal..
Bailey Guns
04-01-2017, 06:58
Did you lick the lid clean, or wipe it off on your tractor?

You make it sound so dirty.

But it was thoroughly licked clean by my Corgi.
DOC
04-01-2017, 07:14
Someone wrote retard on my window the other day. It took me an hour to lick it off. I wish I had some yogurt.
crays
04-01-2017, 08:04
But the REAL question that everyone wants the answer to: What flavor of yogurt are they recommending for tractors? And does it matter what brand the tractor is?
crays
04-01-2017, 08:05
Someone wrote retard on my window the other day. It took me an hour to lick it off. I wish I had some yogurt.

I'm stealing this...
Hummer
04-01-2017, 08:15
My tractor likes bird poo with purple berries in it which it always wears on it's yellow seat.
Bailey Guns
04-01-2017, 08:51
My tractor likes bird poo with purple berries in it which it always wears on it's yellow seat.

Try a little blueberry yogurt on the seat...
Aloha_Shooter
04-01-2017, 09:45
They know what you downloaded. Yeah that thing. No, I won't tell a soul.
Gman
04-01-2017, 09:46
Try a little blueberry yogurt on the seat...
Oh, now you've graduated to making yogurt pairing recommendations for tractors? It sounds like you're actually a conspirator with the "they" in your original post and are not actually a victim.
Bailey Guns
04-01-2017, 10:28
It was probably some sort of mind control agent in the yogurt. And to be honest, I prefer cherry or peach yogurt on my tractor now.
BushMasterBoy
04-01-2017, 12:10
You can always ask your Google Gnome...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNOllWX-2aE
Big E3
04-01-2017, 13:50
Does your tractor have a "best by date", or is that even a factor with your tractor?
Ah Pook
04-02-2017, 14:32
But it was thoroughly licked clean by my Corgi.
The lid or the tractor?