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ColoradoTJ
04-19-2017, 16:09
I am just never this unfortunate.....



http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/04/11/ohio-woman-charged-with-raping-robbing-male-taxi-driver.html

Irving
04-19-2017, 16:17
Damn elusive news articles. I wonder what the sex act was.

mattiooo
04-19-2017, 16:20
Time to sign up for Lyft. I didn't know that was one of the perks. $32 for any sex act by a 23-year-old has to be a bargain.

BladesNBarrels
04-19-2017, 16:46
Certainly has those "crazy" eyes!

[Love1]

hurley842002
04-19-2017, 17:06
I would..

ray1970
04-19-2017, 17:07
Sheesh. I've had plenty of bad sex in my days but never so bad I pressed charges.

Irving
04-19-2017, 17:08
Sheesh. I've had plenty of bad sex in my days but never so bad I pressed charges.

That was just to save his marriage after his wife found out he got blown while working.


She does kind of look like the crazy girlfriend meme though.

clodhopper
04-19-2017, 17:23
Damn elusive news articles. I wonder what the sex act was.


https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2017/04/brittany-carter-rapes-cab-driver-while-friend-robs-him-at-knifep/

Irving
04-19-2017, 17:29
I was mostly being facetious. But thank for the link.

brutal
04-19-2017, 17:34
He says oral.

One could only hope, cause the other option is pretty shitty.




Hot/Crazy chart posted in 3,2,1...

BushMasterBoy
04-19-2017, 17:35
I'm guessing the culprit swallowed the evidence. That's another charge...

Irving
04-19-2017, 17:41
This story should have ended like all the others. Suspect "offs" herself in vehicle after a brief Police chase.

lex137
04-19-2017, 17:58
I'm guessing the culprit swallowed the evidence. That's another charge...

That's about the funniest shit ever! I can't even come up with anything witty after reading.

SAnd
04-19-2017, 18:25
He reported it because the last thing she said as she went out the door was 'Now you have herpes too!'

Just kidding. It could explain some things though.

brutal
04-19-2017, 18:40
Time to sign up for Lyft. I didn't know that was one of the perks. $32 for any sex act by a 23-year-old has to be a bargain.

LIKE button.

Irving
04-19-2017, 18:49
Time to sign up for Lyft. I didn't know that was one of the perks. $32 for any sex act by a 23-year-old has to be a bargain.

My nephew is 23 and just lost his job. PM me your number and I'll get you two in touch.

Big E3
04-19-2017, 19:11
$32 seems pretty cheap, do you have any idea what it costs in goods and services to get a wife to do that?

Gman
04-19-2017, 19:14
$32 seems pretty cheap, do you have any idea what it costs in goods and services to get a wife to do that?
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Irving
04-19-2017, 19:15
$32 seems pretty cheap, do you have any idea what it costs in goods and services to get a wife to do that?

Payment is usually in some sort of stone. Granite, diamond, etc.

ColoradoTJ
04-19-2017, 19:48
$32 seems pretty cheap, do you have any idea what it costs in goods and services to get a wife to do that?

Damn, what are you guys doing wrong? On our family evening walk my wife asked if we could get naughty again tonight.

Guess I shouldn't complain, or she might start "raping" me by 32.00 a time. That would really suck....

Big E3
04-19-2017, 19:58
I’m thinkin a lot of you guys are younger. I vaguely remember being young. Shit happens when you get old. Wifes learn life has an exchange rate, nothing is free.

ColoradoTJ
04-19-2017, 22:12
I’m thinkin a lot of you guys are younger. I vaguely remember being young. Shit happens when you get old. Wifes learn life has an exchange rate, nothing is free.

I would agree on all accounts sir.

Getting older is earned...I have been learning that.

theGinsue
04-19-2017, 22:39
All right. Yes, I can see where this sounds humorous, but male or female RAPE is NEVER a laughing matter; it's a violent intrusion into ones personal safety and privacy. Talk to anyone who's ever lived through the experience and they'll tell you how horrifying and traumatic it is.

We're better than this. Show some compassion.

Let's knock of the jokes about this situation or this thread is gone amd some time outs may accompany it.

Graves
04-20-2017, 00:05
That's about the funniest shit ever! I can't even come up with anything witty after reading.

Here I thought it was normal for your mind to just go there.

TheGrey
04-21-2017, 15:28
That's pretty disturbing.

All jokes aside, the fact that this driver was raped while this woman's accomplice held a knife to his throat likely means that he's not only traumatized, but is also no longer driving for a job. Think about it. Rape isn't about sexxy fun. They took a hell of a lot more from him than $32, that's for sure.

KevDen2005
04-21-2017, 17:23
Payment is usually in some sort of stone. Granite, diamond, etc.

In addition to lots of manual labor